Seems like a good place for this:
The What Kind of Stripper are You Test
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Seems like a good place for this:
The What Kind of Stripper are You Test
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"He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"





Ok, ok...I was bored, so I took it.
Private Dancer
You scored 37 EXOTIC POINTS!
You are a PRIVATE DANCER! Sure you can dance onstage-- but your best work is done offstage. You are the approachable girl next door. You have a bit of a harder sell than the massage girls but your extremely sexy and social attitude will get you far. Most likely to be loved by the customers as you give the personal attention that they need. You like to stay in one location so you can run into your 'regulars' more often. (Or you make them think they need it!) On a good week you will probably make more money than the feature dancers.
Cute..
Private Dancer
You scored 37 EXOTIC POINTS!
You are a PRIVATE DANCER!
Sure you can dance onstage-- but your best work is done offstage. You are the approachable girl next door. You have a bit of a harder sell than the massage girls but your extremely sexy and social attitude will get you far. Most likely to be loved by the customers as you give the personal attention that they need. You like to stay in one location so you can run into your 'regulars' more often. (Or you make them think they need it!) On a good week you will probably make more money than the feature dancers.
Private Dancer
You scored 38 EXOTIC POINTS!
You are a PRIVATE DANCER! Sure you can dance onstage-- but your best work is done offstage. You are the approachable girl next door. You have a bit of a harder sell than the massage girls but your extremely sexy and social attitude will get you far. Most likely to be loved by the customers as you give the personal attention that they need. You like to stay in one location so you can run into your 'regulars' more often. (Or you make them think they need it!) On a good week you will probably make more money than the feature dancers.
Hmmmm....all the same.....???
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"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M





^ I was thinking the same thing!![]()
Feature Dancer
You scored 45 EXOTIC POINTS!
You are a FEATURE DANCER! The goddess admired from afar. The superstar of the club! A tendency to be a bit snobbish when offstage-- but you deserve a break after putting your body through amazing physical feats while looking AMAZING. Besides, you get paid whether or not you talk to the customers. May as well not chat unless some friends or hot guys show up. You travel everywhere cause everyone wants to see you. And why wouldn't they? You're BEAUTIFUL!
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Thats funny... though I would like to eventually get into feature work...





You know, I couldn't very well test it myself!Originally Posted by Deni
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"He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"
Private Dancer
You scored 38 EXOTIC POINTS!
You are a PRIVATE DANCER! Sure you can dance onstage-- but your best work is done offstage. You are the approachable girl next door. You have a bit of a harder sell than the massage girls but your extremely sexy and social attitude will get you far. Most likely to be loved by the customers as you give the personal attention that they need. You like to stay in one location so you can run into your 'regulars' more often. (Or you make them think they need it!) On a good week you will probably make more money than the feature dancers.
LoL right on...I work in a restaurant and have regulars.....even asked them for a pole for Xmas!
Yeah.. This thing is rigged or something. I even tried switching my answers up a bit, and it came out with the same score. Blah.
SB.. It's not your fault, of course. The idiot who made the test just grouped everyone all into one category pretty much, with few exceptions.
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Well, I scored 31, private dancer. I have to say, the description suited me.
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When you perform... you are out of yourself--larger and more potent, more beautiful. You are for minutes heroic. This is power. This is glory on earth. And it is yours, nightly.
--Agnes De Mille
Feature Dancer
You scored 45 EXOTIC POINTS!
You are a FEATURE DANCER! The goddess admired from afar. The superstar of the club! A tendency to be a bit snobbish when offstage-- but you deserve a break after putting your body through amazing physical feats while looking AMAZING. Besides, you get paid whether or not you talk to the customers. May as well not chat unless some friends or hot guys show up. You travel everywhere cause everyone wants to see you. And why wouldn't they? You're BEAUTIFUL!





Feature Dancer
You scored 43 EXOTIC POINTS!
You are a FEATURE DANCER! The goddess admired from afar. The superstar of the club! A tendency to be a bit snobbish when offstage-- but you deserve a break after putting your body through amazing physical feats while looking AMAZING. Besides, you get paid whether or not you talk to the customers. May as well not chat unless some friends or hot guys show up. You travel everywhere cause everyone wants to see you. And why wouldn't they? You're BEAUTIFUL!
I wish... but no way am I snobbish.
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Well........you COULD have......but it's really ok that you didn't!Originally Posted by Silverback
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Private Dancer
You scored 35 EXOTIC POINTS!
You are a PRIVATE DANCER! Sure you can dance onstage-- but your best work is done offstage. You are the approachable girl next door. You have a bit of a harder sell than the massage girls but your extremely sexy and social attitude will get you far. Most likely to be loved by the customers as you give the personal attention that they need. You like to stay in one location so you can run into your 'regulars' more often. (Or you make them think they need it!) On a good week you will probably make more money than the feature dancers.
Yay! And I dont even dance yet. I think I took this thing before, forget what I got...
"Mix well the sperm of four men"
Anais Nin on the recipe for happiness





Feature Dancer
You scored 44 EXOTIC POINTS!
You are a FEATURE DANCER! The goddess admired from afar. The superstar of the club! A tendency to be a bit snobbish when offstage-- but you deserve a break after putting your body through amazing physical feats while looking AMAZING. Besides, you get paid whether or not you talk to the customers. May as well not chat unless some friends or hot guys show up. You travel everywhere cause everyone wants to see you. And why wouldn't they? You're BEAUTIFUL!
Yeah right, I wish I got paid whether or not I talked to the customers! And I don't consider myself snobbish at all.
I forgot to look at my points, but.... FEATURE DANCER!!!!!!! Whoo HOOO! They forgot to add alcohol! Whoo Hooo!
"A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you."
Francoise Sagan
I'm drunk, Whooo Hooo!
"A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you."
Francoise Sagan
hrrmmmmm......seems like a lot of girls are getting the same one. I wonder if there are more than two possible outcomes on this quiz. LOL
Private Dancer
You scored 35 EXOTIC POINTS!
You are a PRIVATE DANCER! Sure you can dance onstage-- but your best work is done offstage. You are the approachable girl next door. You have a bit of a harder sell than the massage girls but your extremely sexy and social attitude will get you far. Most likely to be loved by the customers as you give the personal attention that they need. You like to stay in one location so you can run into your 'regulars' more often. (Or you make them think they need it!) On a good week you will probably make more money than the feature dancers.



Private Dancer
You scored 36 EXOTIC POINTS!
You are a PRIVATE DANCER! Sure you can dance onstage-- but your best work is done offstage. You are the approachable girl next door. You have a bit of a harder sell than the massage girls but your extremely sexy and social attitude will get you far. Most likely to be loved by the customers as you give the personal attention that they need. You like to stay in one location so you can run into your 'regulars' more often. (Or you make them think they need it!) On a good week you will probably make more money than the feature dancers.





Feature Dancer
You scored 51 EXOTIC POINTS!
You are a FEATURE DANCER! The goddess admired from afar. The superstar of the club! A tendency to be a bit snobbish when offstage-- but you deserve a break after putting your body through amazing physical feats while looking AMAZING. Besides, you get paid whether or not you talk to the customers. May as well not chat unless some friends or hot guys show up. You travel everywhere cause everyone wants to see you. And why wouldn't they? You're BEAUTIFUL!
How can this be? I put that I don't travel! I also said that I spend a lot of time flirting and chatting. This doesn't fit me at all!




Private dancer,25% higher score than exotic dancer of the same age.
You scored 51 EXOTIC POINTS!
You are a FEATURE DANCER! The goddess admired from afar. The superstar of the club! A tendency to be a bit snobbish when offstage-- but you deserve a break after putting your body through amazing physical feats while looking AMAZING. Besides, you get paid whether or not you talk to the customers. May as well not chat unless some friends or hot guys show up. You travel everywhere cause everyone wants to see you. And why wouldn't they? You're BEAUTIFUL!
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Feature Dancer
You scored 44 EXOTIC POINTS!
You are a FEATURE DANCER! The goddess admired from afar. The superstar of the club! A tendency to be a bit snobbish when offstage-- but you deserve a break after putting your body through amazing physical feats while looking AMAZING. Besides, you get paid whether or not you talk to the customers. May as well not chat unless some friends or hot guys show up. You travel everywhere cause everyone wants to see you. And why wouldn't they? You're BEAUTIFUL!
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 82% on EXOTIC
I really don't think I am snobbish off stage but whatever. I guess I don't talk to EVERYONE so that makes me snobbish.
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~ my very own pole dancer!





Feature Dancer
You scored 45 EXOTIC POINTS! You are a FEATURE DANCER! The goddess admired from afar. The superstar of the club! A tendency to be a bit snobbish when offstage-- but you deserve a break after putting your body through amazing physical feats while looking AMAZING. Besides, you get paid whether or not you talk to the customers. May as well not chat unless some friends or hot guys show up. You travel everywhere cause everyone wants to see you. And why wouldn't they? You're BEAUTIFUL!
Yay,me!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Private Dancer
You scored 32 EXOTIC POINTS!
You are a PRIVATE DANCER! Sure you can dance onstage-- but your best work is done offstage. You are the approachable girl next door. You have a bit of a harder sell than the massage girls but your extremely sexy and social attitude will get you far. Most likely to be loved by the customers as you give the personal attention that they need. You like to stay in one location so you can run into your 'regulars' more often. (Or you make them think they need it!) On a good week you will probably make more money than the feature dancers.
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