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    How to Please a woman

    It's not difficult to make a woman happy!!

    A man only needs to be:

    1. a friend

    2. a companion

    3. a lover

    4. a brother

    5. a father

    6. a master

    7. a chef

    8. an electrician

    9. a carpenter

    10. a plumber

    11. a mechanic

    12. a decorator

    13. a stylist

    14. a sexologist

    15. a gynecologist

    16. a psychologist

    17. a pest exterminator

    18. a psychiatrist

    19. a healer

    20. a good listener

    21. an organizer

    22. a good father

    23. very clean

    24. sympathetic

    25. athletic

    26. warm

    27. attentive

    28. gallant

    29. intelligent

    30. funny

    31. creative

    32. tender

    33. strong

    34. understanding

    35. tolerant

    36. prudent

    37. ambitious

    38. capable

    39. courageous

    40. determined

    41. true

    42. dependable

    43. passionate

    44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

    45. give her compliments regularly

    46. love shopping

    47. be honest

    48. be very rich

    49. not stress her out

    50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

    51. give her lots of attention, but expect little for himself

    52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

    53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

    54. give the authority but never expect her to be responsible

    55. give her the last word no matter what the cost to your life and limb


    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO :

    54. Never,never to forget: birthdays, anniversaries and arrangements she
    makes.



    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

    1. Show up naked

    2. Fix him something to eat
    lethalsoul

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    Default Re: How to Please a woman

    That's THE ONE & ONLY Mr. Prince Charm (above described).
    I believe I've been all of those (except father), but not all at the same time.

    The real issue is that some men, like myself, prefer to believe that behind a beautiful woman there is not a b*tch (a woman who has seen to much negative in life) but a princess (who doesn't like falling in love? A 2 way love; the other isn't but frustration).

    Anyhow, the princess doesn't need to
    "show up naked" (better just to show herself as a woman)
    or "fix whatever meal" (that I can do myself)

    She just has to pull out all those 56 qualities in us, and don't EVER take them for granted.
    That way, somewhere along the line, she'll get her prince charm, that is simply a man.

    If she takes anything for granted, that is a serious turnoff for me.
    Unsensitive, beautiful woman take too much granted out of men, even if they're not true f*c*ed up b*tches
    Yeah, men are sooo easy...

    Sometimes...

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