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    So i went in to my old club the other day to bull shit with the managers and a few of the dancers im friends with..... There was a girl who was new from Austrailia working there (nothing against you guys from there), anyhow she was going around putting up her armpits to people and asking anyone she could, including me if we thought she smelled or not.. ARE U FUCKING KiDDING ME? the guy next to me goes "Thats just like me showing up to work without my tool belt", meaning its just part of our job that we smell nice.... not even nice, just simply clean... anyone else have any stories about foul girls they worked with?

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    oh yes!

    Now, nothing against homeless people, but this girl really was homeless. What I don't get is WHY, since she literally worked every night for at least a month that she was there. I also don't get why she never showered since our club has a shower in the ladies bathroom.

    I am not kidding...she never showered. You could tell she didn't wash her hair because it was all greasy and ratted up. She would blow dry it out and add a little hairsrpay too. Lovely. She would wash her face with water and there would be lines down her chest where the water washed away the dirt.

    And of course she wore the same outfit every day. it didn't even match. it was a white thing with a neon green thong.

    She didn't shave. One time the housemom saw under her armpit and from across the room could see that she needed to shave. The management made her take a shower!

    The best thing I ever saw is that she used the towel to wipe down the pole to clean under her eye. I was floored that someone would do that.

    And despite being stinky and pregnant (yes! and noticably so!) she would sell dances. Maybe guys felt sorry for her. But given the number of dances she did, she must have made at least $200/night, so it was no surprise when I realized she had a moocher boyfriend.

    Poor girl. They finally fired her for having Ringworm.

    I cannot make this stuff up!

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    omg sick... god i feel like i have been posting all morning, since im sick and have nothing else going on....

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    shudder....

    Thankfully I never had to deal with anyone that bad. I did know a girl that we had to suggest that she take time out part way through the night and hit the shower. Didn't have bad hygine per say, but she did sweat alot more than was good for her, ah image.
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    Emily, that is the funniest story. At my club they fired a girl for scratching herself and picking her ass in front of customers.

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    We had a girl (only lasted one day thankfully) who REEKED of dirty BV pussy. To make matters worse she kept digging around in her hooch with her fingers and then sticking them in people's faces and asking if "she smelled funny". She stopped when one of the girls made a gagging noise.



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    ^^ Oh hell no! LOL
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    I thought customers were bad sometimes...cant believe foulness comes from us too.
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    Eep. These stories are bringing on major flashbacks of a girl that danced at one of my clubs. She didn't wash herself, at all. As if the BO wasn't bad enough, she also smoked like a chimney and thought that if she just soaked herself in perfume, she'd smell good. Ugh.. There is nothing worse than stale cigarette stench with a light floral scent. She'd always ask if she could borrow outfits (none of us were stupid enough to let her, of course), and it was so bad that most girls refused to work when she was.

    The DJs even had their fun with her.. When she was up on stage, and would happen to bend over, they'd get on the mic and announce "I smell the crack of Dawn!"

    She was constantly picking at her costumes too, digging them out of wherever they rode up. Never discreet about it. Most unattractive person I'd ever worked with.

    ::shivers::

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhiannon
    The DJs even had their fun with her.. When she was up on stage, and would happen to bend over, they'd get on the mic and announce "I smell the crack of Dawn!"[/i]


    I cannot stop giggling hysterically at this, and now my whole office is asking me what's so funny and I can't tell them why. That's definitely the funniest thing I've heard all day!


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    It was hilarious! She never caught on either, she just thought it was a "funny-ha-ha" type of thing. She had absolutely no clue that they were dead-serious. Whoever was up on stage with her at the time could barely get through the set without doubling-over laughing their ass off.


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    After reading all of this, I know I look at life differently.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KamrynAnne
    So i went in to my old club the other day to bull shit with the managers and a few of the dancers im friends with..... There was a girl who was new from Austrailia working there (nothing against you guys from there), anyhow she was going around putting up her armpits to people and asking anyone she could, including me if we thought she smelled or not.. ARE U FUCKING KiDDING ME? the guy next to me goes "Thats just like me showing up to work without my tool belt", meaning its just part of our job that we smell nice.... not even nice, just simply clean... anyone else have any stories about foul girls they worked with?
    Lol - that's so funny!

    Edited to add - OMG these stories are getting worse!

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    I danced with a girl that worked 5 nights a week and we were lucky when she washed her costumes once a month. SHE STANK, like tweaker stank, add some Hawain Ginger body spray and ciagarette smoke.... bleh... I think she is still there.... unless they finally fired her. Funny thing, she had a mooch of a BF too.
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    I've never dealt with gals that had body odor per say. However, I have smelled some stinky feet! C'mon ladies, you know those shoes don't last forever! If I can smell it, you can too. What's worse is I got stuck doing a double champagne room in Guam, with the stinky feet gal. The guys left it up to me to pick another girl, and dammit, she was the only one around!! I'm tall, so I always take my shoes off on the couch. I guess I'm a great leader, cuz stinky feet girl took her shoes off too. Popcorn, and cheese for 30 minutes!!! I couldn't even try to hustle those guys for another half hour.
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    There was one girl who wouldn't wash her hair. Her coif looked like one big congealed mass or tangles. You could smell her across the room. Her "down there" area looked pretty nasty too. She did shave once in a while, but would let it get stubble and wouldn't take care of stuff, so it looked like a herpes outbreak half the time.

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    ha.. these are gettin worse by the minute

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    You guys probably don't want to hear about the time this girl marched up to me backstage, naked and crying, who then squatted on the floor and drunkenly spread her labia in an attempt to show me her genital warts.

    Nah, I'll spare you guys the horror.

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    ::washes her brain out with Chlorox::

    Thanks, Saph! LOL

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    Fuck, talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time! All I was doing was getting something out of my locker!

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    there was a girl at my club who would stand on stage and scratch and pick her ass the entire time she was up there. She was new, but still that's nooooooo excuse.

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    I am so glad I have never encountered any dancers like those who have been described in this thread.

    The worst I can think of were some girls here and there who had some stinky shoes that needed to be replaced with a fresh new pair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoveSexMoney
    You guys probably don't want to hear about the time this girl marched up to me backstage, naked and crying, who then squatted on the floor and drunkenly spread her labia in an attempt to show me her genital warts.

    Nah, I'll spare you guys the horror.

    oh, for the love of god.... you've gotta be kidding me.... that is utterly disgusting.

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    surely everybody's seen at least one new auditioner come through with a case of raging jungle bush? You know, the kind that creeps slightly down the inner thigh?

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    ohhhhh, I wish I WAS kidding!

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