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    Default I scored an 8 on the quarter test...

    This is my new t-shirt design idea. You know most of you girls would really like to know what a fella has to offer when it comes to the size of his equipment. Wouldnt you appreciate knowing upfront whether or not youve got a pinky man on yer hands? Yeah, I could be a dick, or a tool, or completly unable to hold a conversation. But you can figure those things out pretty quick on yer own.
    So, I think Im gonna print up some shirts with quarter test results on 'em.

    I figure if a pretty lady spied a hottie at the club with a shirt on that said I scored an # on the quarter test, she'd be curious.

    So, said hottie would have to explain. Of course there are those who would be offended, but fuck 'em if they cant take a joke.

    I know what yer thinking, ( besides what a tool I probably am)- what exactly is the quarter test?

    The quarter test consists of lying a bunch of quarters end to end on a table and seeing how many you could knock off of the table without usin yer hands, if ya know what I mean.

    I once had the discussion with a bunch of buddies and one guy said " dude, I can easily do 10 quarters...... as long as theyre stacked...
    So of course youd have the wanna be's, but I think it a great idea.

    Am I just stupid or what? Peace!

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    Default Re: I scored an 8 on the quarter test...

    haha that is hilarious.... I don't know how well it would catch on.... you'd really have to advertise it to a lot of people to get the Tshirt idea started, but its hilarious

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    Default Re: I scored an 8 on the quarter test...

    Something to do next time I go to a laundromat.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    Default Re: I scored an 8 on the quarter test...

    I'm a sucker for weird Tshirts so I say go for it. I think they're great conversation starters and show a sense of humor, something that is a must if I am interested in spending any time with a man.

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    Default Re: I scored an 8 on the quarter test...

    I scored 3
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Default Re: I scored an 8 on the quarter test...

    Quote Originally Posted by GrumpyGus
    The quarter test consists of lying a bunch of quarters end to end on a table and seeing how many you could knock off of the table without usin yer hands, if ya know what I mean.

    I once had the discussion with a bunch of buddies and one guy said " dude, I can easily do 10 quarters...... as long as theyre stacked...
    Hmm, if I can bump the other side of the table up with my knee, I could probably do a hundred.
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    Default Re: I scored an 8 on the quarter test...

    Mast.... the deal is that it has to be hard.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    Default Re: I scored an 8 on the quarter test...

    like I said.

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    Default Re: I scored an 8 on the quarter test...

    Well, it could be quarter Eagles (much smaller gold coins) Grumpy was using.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    Default Re: I scored an 8 on the quarter test...

    My girlfriend wants to start a law that would require all men to carry cards with their "stats" on them...

    Life is so unfair... It's easy for a man to size up a woman... That would level the playing field and avoid uncomfortable situations...
    Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul... - Marilyn Monroe

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    Default Re: I scored an 8 on the quarter test...

    Except we don't know how much she can take in her mouth.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    Default Re: I scored an 8 on the quarter test...

    My first thought was funny, but would take a bit of explainin to understand. The more I think about it, the more I think it should be as close to self explanitory as possible. Kinda like the stat card idea, but on a shirt. So, my new idea is a simple logo-perhaps just a circle with the folowing phrase- "6ormore"

    Perhaps a shirt that reads like this..

    "Its not the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean..."

    I call bullshit!


    6ORMORE

    Maybe after awhile it would catch on and you could just sport a shirt with the logo only-6ORMORE. Not too specific, but gets ya a basic idea of what could be in store.

    If you ladies spotted a lad with the logo only shirt-6ORMORE- what would you think? I suppose it depends on where yer minds at.
    Thanks in advance for participatin in my market research. Peace!

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