This is my new t-shirt design idea. You know most of you girls would really like to know what a fella has to offer when it comes to the size of his equipment. Wouldnt you appreciate knowing upfront whether or not youve got a pinky man on yer hands? Yeah, I could be a dick, or a tool, or completly unable to hold a conversation. But you can figure those things out pretty quick on yer own.
So, I think Im gonna print up some shirts with quarter test results on 'em.
I figure if a pretty lady spied a hottie at the club with a shirt on that said I scored an # on the quarter test, she'd be curious.
So, said hottie would have to explain. Of course there are those who would be offended, but fuck 'em if they cant take a joke.
I know what yer thinking, ( besides what a tool I probably am)- what exactly is the quarter test?
The quarter test consists of lying a bunch of quarters end to end on a table and seeing how many you could knock off of the table without usin yer hands, if ya know what I mean.
I once had the discussion with a bunch of buddies and one guy said " dude, I can easily do 10 quarters...... as long as theyre stacked...
So of course youd have the wanna be's, but I think it a great idea.
Am I just stupid or what? Peace!


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