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    Yek, LMAO. Yeah, I think that guys aren't the only ones who experience beer goggles. I think over the years that my martini goggles have gotten me into the "coyote ugly" situation a few times.

    Funny how guys start to look a lot like Matthew McConaughey after a few dirty martinis.

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    Believe it or not, despite being a total lush, I have never had this problem. I tend to get really slutty and flirty with everyone but I've never actually had sex with anyone while drunk except the guy I was currently seeing. I do, however, have a tendency to scare off the women when I let my true nature shine through. I get wasted and start coming on heavy to whatever pretty girl I've been crushing on.

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    That has happened to me too but only in strip clubs. It was in regular clubs that I had the coyote ugly things happen. Live and learn....so glad to have a regular man now! Even when he starts to look better, I know for a fact it's the alcohol, LOL.

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    LOL! I'm starting to think I might be a lesbian, actually. I've only found three guys in my life to have sex with, and I spend all my time fantasizing about women. And when I'm drunk, it's the women I start coming on to.

    "Hi, devoutly Catholic prude Mom! I'm now a Jewish lesbian stripper!"

    If they only knew...

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    Stop it! I feel like being crabby today and, as usual, you are making me laugh!

    It's funny...I don't consider myself a lesbian or even bi because I would not consider a "relationship" with a woman. But, time and time again, I have found myself in sexual situations or, at the very least, a liplock with a gorgeous woman and I don't have to have alcohol to do it either (that's just for guys, LOL).

    Wonder what this makes me?

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    I like chicks. I hit on chicks drunk because I am shy and do not really hit on guys or girls much when i am sober. Made out with them drunk. I am going to my first gay/ bi bar over xmas break from school. A friend is taking me. I may have to pre-game with a few beers before I go because it's a new experiance for me ,i turned 21 in October. I plan to get pleasantly drunk but not wasted.
    Hell i have made out with ugly guys while wasted though... there is one guy that my girls still do not let me forget about!

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    Bi-curious. It's how I always was since I was 12 or so, then I made out with a few women but never took it any more seriously than that. I did fall deeply in love with a girl a couple years ago, but I was married and she was straight so the actual affair only lasted about a week (we were friends for a couple years though). Since then I always dream about being in a relationship with a woman and I could go for that, if it wasn't for the "oh G-d what do I tell my uber-Southern family" factor.

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    OH, they misappropriated a methhead picture....you can SMELL those a mile away.

    You all are sweet drunks. I am a mean drunk, so I stay at home & drink alone, like George Thoroughgood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DylanAngel
    .Funny how guys start to look a lot like Matthew McConaughey after a few dirty martinis.
    And I thought I was the only one who liked those, lol!!!

    That's the only way I can drink them, if they are dirty that is.
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    I hear ya Kit. When I order them, I ask for them "crack whore filthy" (50/50 ratio of vodka to olive juice).

    You have to see the looks I get with that one!!!

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    ROFL!!!! I can only imagine.

    I'll have to tell my bartender that when I work again. He will fall the fuck out over that one.
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    I heard a guy say once that he liked his martinis like he liked his women - "Wet and DIRTY!"

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    Woo Hoo!!!! So guys can just order their martini' extra Dylan from now on!!!

    I'm feelin' so saucy now...it's all your fault, Yek!

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    ROLF, Dylan are we sisters? LOL, you seriously have me wondering. Especially with the whole virgo thing and all.
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    HAHA that is funny

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    Okay, so we'll amend it.

    Excuse me bartender...I'd like a dirty martini..wait, better make that Kitana Dylan dirty, baby!!!

    Probably not sisters, but, you might be my long lost child! I've done lots of stuff in a martini haze...wouldn't doubt that I've knocked up somebody!

    LOL, now wouldn't that be something if I could do that, huh? I'd be RICH!!!!

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    Here I go being too honest again - but back in my day of doing the bar gig I did a few that were not my usual picks ( ok they were ugly ) . But you know it wasnt bad as long as they were clean I didnt care - hell I probably dont look or smell that great after a night of getting shit-faced ! Ever heard this one guys "you smell like a rum barrel " .

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