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Yek, LMAO. Yeah, I think that guys aren't the only ones who experience beer goggles. I think over the years that my martini goggles have gotten me into the "coyote ugly" situation a few times.
Funny how guys start to look a lot like Matthew McConaughey after a few dirty martinis.
Believe it or not, despite being a total lush, I have never had this problem. I tend to get really slutty and flirty with everyone but I've never actually had sex with anyone while drunk except the guy I was currently seeing. I do, however, have a tendency to scare off the women when I let my true nature shine through. I get wasted and start coming on heavy to whatever pretty girl I've been crushing on.





That has happened to me too but only in strip clubs. It was in regular clubs that I had the coyote ugly things happen. Live and learn....so glad to have a regular man now! Even when he starts to look better, I know for a fact it's the alcohol, LOL.
LOL! I'm starting to think I might be a lesbian, actually. I've only found three guys in my life to have sex with, and I spend all my time fantasizing about women. And when I'm drunk, it's the women I start coming on to.
"Hi, devoutly Catholic prude Mom! I'm now a Jewish lesbian stripper!"
If they only knew...





Stop it! I feel like being crabby today and, as usual, you are making me laugh!
It's funny...I don't consider myself a lesbian or even bi because I would not consider a "relationship" with a woman. But, time and time again, I have found myself in sexual situations or, at the very least, a liplock with a gorgeous woman and I don't have to have alcohol to do it either (that's just for guys, LOL).
Wonder what this makes me?




I like chicks. I hit on chicks drunk because I am shy and do not really hit on guys or girls much when i am sober. Made out with them drunk. I am going to my first gay/ bi bar over xmas break from school. A friend is taking me. I may have to pre-game with a few beers before I go because it's a new experiance for me ,i turned 21 in October. I plan to get pleasantly drunk but not wasted.
Hell i have made out with ugly guys while wasted though... there is one guy that my girls still do not let me forget about!
Bi-curious. It's how I always was since I was 12 or so, then I made out with a few women but never took it any more seriously than that. I did fall deeply in love with a girl a couple years ago, but I was married and she was straight so the actual affair only lasted about a week (we were friends for a couple years though). Since then I always dream about being in a relationship with a woman and I could go for that, if it wasn't for the "oh G-d what do I tell my uber-Southern family" factor.
OH, they misappropriated a methhead picture....you can SMELL those a mile away.
You all are sweet drunks. I am a mean drunk, so I stay at home & drink alone, like George Thoroughgood.





I hear ya Kit. When I order them, I ask for them "crack whore filthy" (50/50 ratio of vodka to olive juice).
You have to see the looks I get with that one!!!
I heard a guy say once that he liked his martinis like he liked his women - "Wet and DIRTY!"





Woo Hoo!!!! So guys can just order their martini' extra Dylan from now on!!!
I'm feelin' so saucy now...it's all your fault, Yek!
HAHA that is funny![]()





Okay, so we'll amend it.
Excuse me bartender...I'd like a dirty martini..wait, better make that Kitana Dylan dirty, baby!!!
Probably not sisters, but, you might be my long lost child! I've done lots of stuff in a martini haze...wouldn't doubt that I've knocked up somebody!
LOL, now wouldn't that be something if I could do that, huh? I'd be RICH!!!!





Here I go being too honest again - but back in my day of doing the bar gig I did a few that were not my usual picks ( ok they were ugly ) . But you know it wasnt bad as long as they were clean I didnt care - hell I probably dont look or smell that great after a night of getting shit-faced ! Ever heard this one guys "you smell like a rum barrel " .
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