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    OK, this is why I don't mind the fact that the hotel TV was tuned to Fox News: former stripper Heather Veitch on Hannity & Colmes talking about how she buys lapdances and tries to convert the dancers. Her ministry is JC's Girls. The subhead? "JCs Girls Girls Girls." hee hee hee. Cali and LV strippers, be on the lookout!
    Here's an article.

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    Oh my gosh! How funny!

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    I saw graffitti in the bathroom of a notorious Guam strip club that read "Bronwyn Is Stripping for Jesus!" If a stripper on that island can remember her Lord, maybe humanity isn't doomed.
    I am still a spiritual person at work! I'd be offended if an evangelical Christian hijacked me at work. I'm a lapsed Catholic! LOL

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    Oh geez...just saw a preview for this story Monday on the new Geraldo show. And I thought the one that danced in Vegas with me a few years ago was hopefully the only one. She was nicknamed "Bible Thumper". Custies were freaked out by her. She'd carry a bible around the club with her. Once she grabbed my hands and said "let's pray"..... and she started reciting scripture.
    I'm not completely anti church and God....but it doesn't belong inside a titty bar. Geesh.

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    I just remembered a slow night in my first club where all of us girls had a wonderful transcendental discussion about spirituality, life & death in the dressing room (sorry guys, no group sex that night LOL). One dancer spoke about her finacee who died & I was trying to get advice about how to help my widower boyfriend. I thought it was funny all these chicks in heavy makeup & bikinis were having a wonderful educational talk while all these custies on the club floor were getting plastered & trying to paw the girls walking by...LOL
    So yeah, sometimes divinity sneaks into the club....dang, bad, Enlightment, bad, bad!!!

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    I've got no problem with that . . . better than the ridiculous conversations about astrology and ghost sightings I've had to listen to. But oh, wow, if someone bought a dance and then started in with a conversion spiel, I don't think I could keep a straight face. Oh, oh, this reminds me, there was a customer at my last club who was a total Catholic who was anti-birth-control, anti-pre-and-extra-marital sex (and this is a young guy, late 20s, mind you), unafraid to lecture about it, and yet found it toooootally OK to pay girls to wiggle around in his lap. Of course I guess if you're a Catholic that is either an indulgence you can buy or something you can confess. I think I should have just told him I'd donate his $20 to Planned Parenthood. Oooh, another potential response for those girls!

    Now, there is another organization like this, Lightdancers I think, who would come around to the Austin clubs and hand out goodie bags to the dancers around the holidays. They were extremely sweet, nonjudgemental former dancers who just left the treats and their cards and left. It's almost like they were really trying to be like Jesus . . . nutty.

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    <blink> I have nothing else to add.
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    The article doesn't say whether she tries to make them stop dancing. It's a piece of crap if she does. If she doesn't, I say, go her! Jesus wouldn't have forbidden it. He would have just advocated better treatment and respect for the women in the industry.

    EDIT: I looked at their website and that's the tack they're taking -- supportive, respectful, non-judgmental. Yay. I think everyone should be free to follow the religious path they feel called towards, and yeah -- most churches would kick out a stripper. Most churches are a lot of hypocritical assholes who claim to follow Jesus but wouldn't know the fellow from any other long-bearded homeless hippie preaching love and peace. Looks like these guys finally got some sense. End rant.


    . . . In related news, one of my favorite songs to dance to is Front 242's "Welcome To Paradise".

    Lyrics here.

    These are basically remixed preacher clips over catchy industrial beats.

    On "JESUS is HEEYAH!" I take off my top and grin real big. On "No Sex Until Marriage" the instrumentals totally cut out for a few beats and I display my pussy and hold the pose. It's a hell of a lot of fun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward
    OK, this is why I don't mind the fact that the hotel TV was tuned to Fox News: former stripper Heather Veitch on Hannity & Colmes talking about how she buys lapdances and tries to convert the dancers. Her ministry is JC's Girls. The subhead? "JCs Girls Girls Girls." hee hee hee. Cali and LV strippers, be on the lookout!
    Here's an article.
    Now this is the girl I PRAY comes into my club and trys to convert me, lol.

    I have no prob with G-d at all. But we all know how I stand with everything else, lol.

    While I do think this might help quite a few girls, a Sc is a really bizzare place to preach.
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    This week at work one guy had this guy that ended up preaching to her for god knows how long ( no pun intended. )

    Then in the midst of it gets a few lap dances and after he did that and again after he was telling her how to give her soul to jesus and she shouldn't be dancing etc..he asked her if she would go back to his hotel for a grand.

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    How much do you wanna bet Ms. Veitch is still grinding a few laps (or worse) herself? Running a ministry ain't cheap you know. Esspecially when you're paying potential converts by the song.
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    She's hot, I'd definately dance for her, but I'd ball-gag her first!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    She's hot, I'd definately dance for her, but I'd ball-gag her first!!!
    I almost did a spit take!

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    I would be more impressed if she took the money she spends trying to convert exotic dancers and donated it to things like Toys for Tots or Hospice.

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    this sounds like something my mom would so do. She's making clothes and going to go to the clubs to sell them. She thinks this is her "calling" and her way of reaching dancers.....little does she know I want to start dancing. She's open minded and just wants them to be saved and know Jesus.

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    oh she's going to have little tracks on her and stuff. Plus her cards say heavenly stitches which she hopes will spark the convos

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    This reminds me of the bible hugger I got suckered into talking to a couple weeks ago. Apparently hes a regular at my new club, he sits in a corner and preys on the newbies for the club trying to get them to quit dancing and become bible hugging hippies because dancing is a sin and god will never forgive you if you dont quit now and as for forgiveness blah blah blah. I finally stopped him and said 'if your such a bible hugger why are you in a SC buying dances?' I saw him get a couple dances earlier in the night lol. He just stopped and looked at me like 'huh?'
    I am relgious but im not that bad. I beleive in god and attend church for xmas and easter n stuff but yea...
    Its nice shes trying to do this as long as she doesnt try and talk the girls out of dancing, hey its nice there is support there if you want to take it.

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    I think it's sweet. And I actually think you have to have a lot of dedication and love of other women to put up the amount of abuse and disingenuity they are facing - and KNOW they are facing - and still go out and do it. And pay money for it. I mean we've established that although it can be difficult to reconcole stripping with orthodox, traditional religion, that it is certainly possible to be Christian, Jewish, Muslim, Hindi etc., in a meaningful way even while stripping. They are coming in a paying to engage you in conversation and they are being polite about it. It's clear that they are not trying to lasso people from their own spirituality. I mean there is no way that you are dragging me into a church of any kind no matter how cute you are; but I'm sure there are girls who will appreciate the religious guidance, even short term.
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