Ok... who can identify?
I just went through my tubs of stripper clothes to consilidate... One tub for tops, one for bottoms...
I realized I have wasted SO MUCH MONEY on outfits that dont work for me!! I'm getting better at choosing clothes, but... yeah i'm a newbie at it. i admit it. Guilty of purchasing the following...
-the thongs from department stores that you think look like something a stripper would wear. You buy 4 because they are 4 for 10. You never wear them. Stripper thongs and regular thongs ARE different!!
-the top or bottoms that was supposed to be the start of a great themed outfit. You never found anything else to complete the look. There it hangs at the back of the closet.
-the gown from the $10 rack. After a dry run with the thing, you know why it was rejected by every other seasoned stripper. It wont come down over your hips or up over your shoulders in less than one song. It actually hurts.
-the outfit that almost worked, so you took scissors to it to "fix" it and cut too far. But you dont want to throw it away. you'll find a use for it.
-the booty shorts that look like granny panties and never quite do it for you
- the scarf that was going to be a perfect wrap. no matter how you tie it, it looks like... a scarf. bleh.
-the corset you'll never wear again until you can replace the hook and eyes with a zipper. you forget to pick up the zipper every time you go to walmart.
-the shoes that make you bleed
-the stockings that squeeze your thighs in the wrong place. you wonder if anyone will notice that your thighs are now separated into sausage links. you leave them at home every time.
-the mask that was supposed to be part of a dominatrix theme. instead, you look like a super-hero reject.
-the top/bottoms/thong that you bought on ebay that somebody made. it was never sewn correctly and always pulls to one side. it looked great in the picture. they said it was a "money maker".
-the booty shorts that give you a painful camel-toe--much too painful for dancing
Tell me i'm not alone. Tell me i'm not the only one who periodically (ok... regularly) wastes money on dance clothes that dont make the cut.





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