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    UGH! Ok so I was at work last night, and it was relatively slow because it was a monday. I was introduced by a bouncer to a guy who had money and was wanting to spend it. He comes in there a lot and always gets champagne rooms. Which is 300 for a half hour and I get 200.
    WELL!

    I was sitting there with him, and two of my dancer friends were sitting with his two friends. All in all it was going well. It was going awesome actually. I was about to go into champagne and make some great money.

    Along comes this dancer who is very pretty but is known for stealing customers I guess as I was told by everyone later. She sees the guy I'm with and just comes right up to him, sits on his lap and goes "Hey babyyyyyyyyyy!!!!! Hey baby! Omg baby!!!!!!!" I'm not even kidding...... "Baby omg don't you remember meeeeeeee????? BABYYYYYYYYY" First off I wanted to puke. Second off, it was obvious I was with him. I guess the story behind them goes that he got some lap dances from her once, and a champagne room from her once. This in no way makes him a regular. He likes to come in and get dances from lots of people.

    Anyways, she was on his lap, rolled his chair away from me, was practically making out with him on the main floor in front of everyone. The dancers I was with were looking at her like are you kidding me? and so were his friends. Overall, she was not welcome there besides from the guy she was making out with lol.
    I don't make out with custy's, nor do I straddle them, or act like a complete idiot and say BABY BABY BABY!!! OH BABY! Lol, I dunno, i thought it was hilarious to watch, but she ended up getting like 5 LDs and 3 Champagnes. They coulda been mine. I held my own for awhile and kept getting his attention away from her and back to me but damn I just couldn't anymore.
    If she hadn't meant to fine whatever, but when she walked past me to go upstairs with him she gave me this smile like "yeah, I got him"
    I shoulda tripped her

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    Omg! I'd be so mad. Do it to her!

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    i'd have lost my mind if some chick did that to me!!! You have more patience than me.
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    I woulda smacked the crap outta her!

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    I think you would be entirely justified in evil retaliation. Put a bunch of Visine in her drink (it will give her massive diarrhea), or pee in her body spray (pour it out, then fill it back up so she'll smell nice and lovely when she sprays it all over herself). Normally I'm not one for petty vengeance but this bitch is begging for it.

    You could also smear chocolate on the asscrack of all her thongs and shorts, on the outside. If you just put a little smudge, she probably won't notice it but the men will be thoroughly repulsed when it's in their faces.


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    You definitely should've tripped her, and then stepped over her to schmooze the custy.

    If you don't do the same thing to her next time she's with a $ guy, then you deserve for her to take all your custies! Gotta play hardball with these bitches!

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    OMG!!!! I love the pee idea!!! it's hilarious!!!! I don't think I'd ever have the nerve to do it but it would be super funny to see this happen. I am now going to hide my crap when I'm at work! LOL
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    the most evil thing you can do to a person, any person, but most especially one who shakes their naked ass for a living, is to rub their underwear in poison ivy.
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    BWAAAAHHH!! Venus, you win!!

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    Default Re: I wish I'd tripped her when she walked past me...

    ^^^^^LOL^^^^^ damn that would be a bitch!!!!!

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    That really sucks Rachel. Well, at least now you know what you're dealing with...and you should retaliate in kind.

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    Default Re: I wish I'd tripped her when she walked past me...

    No, you tip her. Not trip her. They like to be tipped!

    Oh, wait. This isn't one of those threads. Sorry.

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    I would of went up to him and whispered in his ear that she used to be a man or had blank disease. That would have kept him away from her.

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    LMAO! I freakin love this site. I don't know what I'd do without it! I think I'll do the Visine only because I think it'd be the absolute easiest to get away with. That and she's one of those dressing room chair hogs, as in she won't let anyone even sit in her spot..and yeah i could understand this if you've been there forever, but she's relatively new, starting right before I did. SO! I think I'm going to get some chocolate shavings and put them on her chair. She won't feel them when she sits down, but they'll melt and be all over her ass. I think that'd be pretty funny
    We'll see. All I know is that the next time that guy comes in there, I'm walking right up to him and if she even comes close to me I won't be above accidentally spilling my drink all over her so she has to walk away. Or better yet if I could get the drink on her face....all her make up would melt off and she'd look like the clown from IT haha

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    Default Re: I wish I'd tripped her when she walked past me...

    I vote for the chocolate,, I know it's not a democracy, but, putting something in her drink, what if she doesn't have the reaction you expect, like who knows she could be allergic to some substance in visine, or you could get caught on camera putting something in her drink... it seems sketchy, imho... and the chocolate idea is so good anyway....

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    Insulin shot to the ear!!! No ok Im kidding thats awful but jesus h christ what a self entitled little bitch...anyway who is allergic to visine? Put it in her drink every time she comes...she'll leave soon enough...ok thats awful too once is enoughcombine the visine party favor with this other good one..put the juice of a tuna fish can in a little bottle and dump in her bag very discreetly.....nobody wants a dance from Ms. Fishy...ewww
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    Yeah, actually the reason the visine causes nausea and diarrhea is because you are poisoning them. That is not cool. Frankly, although I would agree that she is a fetid bitch, I don't see what retaliating is going to do. I mean, would anyone seriously expect that once you vandalize her things that the work environment is going to be better? That she will then respect you? No. Respect, if it is possible to be gained in these situations, can only be achieved by a mature face to face confrontation. Is that likely to work? No. But I can't possibly see that poisoning her, assualting her and vandalizing her things is only going to escalate it - she will respond in kind and it will go on and on until you are both known as fucking bitches, and you "winning" (i.e. being the more successful bitch) just makes her the victim.
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    Ummm.... Is it all possible to bring this problem to the attention of the managers?

    And if they don't do shit about it then i'm voting for venus's idea. Hey, she stole good good money from you! taking her little butt out of commision for a few days should even up the score some i think.

    Though the chocolate one is pretty good too.

    Whatever you do (if you do it) it should be descreet, hard to detect until too late, and impossible to pin on you or even make you a suspect. just to deter her from getting 'revenge' against you for evening up the score.

    Also, dumping the drink on her if she trys it again, great idea. maybe some red wine???

    good luck hun, sorry that happened to you, what a bitch!
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    What a bitch. I wish i had some good advice for you, but at least I can realte. Good luck and keep us posted.


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    Agree with Jenny. If you happened to get caught doing the visine thing, she could press charges against you. Don't get me wrong, the girl is a cunt, but cut-throating at times is the nature of this business. Get used to it. I'd just ignore her, kill her with kindness, and next time he comes in work him more effectively. He'll probably remember you and maybe even feel a little guilty for what happened last time--take advantage of it.

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    Screw the "killing with kindness" shit.

    Make some chocolate chip cookies. Only instead of Nestle's chips, use the chocolate Ex-Lax.

    She won't be back to work in a week or so!

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    I'm all about the choco exlax! My ma did it to my brother when we were kids! Hilarious!
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    That sucks, what a bitch!! I really don't have advice either........the chocolate thing is a good idea, or the poison ivy thing hahaha

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    What a B****!!! I would want to have her pay too

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    choco elax cookie idea is hilarious.....and i know it would work...sorry that happened to you, i can relate...it sucks...

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