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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."
I agree Paige. That's the first thing that popped into my head when I saw that picture. Best Paige has ever looked![]()
These might be the only stripperish pics I have ever posted, so everyone better be freakin' stoked. I know I am, largely because I do not look remotely this good in real life. These brilliantly retouched photos were taken at a cabin in PA built by the photographer, whose work you can find here:
http://www.modelmayhem.com/member.php?id=593765
In case you're curious what the difference is, I am not this skinny, or this busty, or this pretty in real, non-retouched life.
Drought was over. Where was I? Drinks were on the house.
For mixers, my love, you'd poured--what?--even the rain.
I call BULLSHIT on you, Teeth!You look damn hot in real life.
Those are cool pics!!





Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."
teeth i was going to ask you this before, but the time was never right.
wanna make out?
Irish you ain't kidding!
I am in awwww with her! Amazing!
Aww, thanks guys! Yes, I do want to make out! With, like, everybody! (Sorry Zxcire. I will happily make out with you for a very long time but you'll have to accept the fact that I am, at heart, a slutty little SWer, and I have to make the rounds.)
Mostly what the photog changed that really altered my appearance were 3 things:
1. He narrowed my rib cage and removed the weird pokey shape of my bottom left rib, which is slightly deformed from birth and sticks out like a tooth when I stretch. It's not a huge change, but it's one of those minor things that makes my body look very different.
2. He made my boobs a drop bigger, but a lot rounder. I wish I could have those boobs in real life... it's probably less than a cup size difference, but the shape is way better in the pics. I don't think a BA could achieve the same effect... bummer!
3. He smoothed the shape of my lower cheek in the pic of me looking at the camera. It's hard to explain, but the best way to think of it is, I have the slightest bit of jowlishness/puffiness around my mouth, which he eliminated. Again, in real life, this would be the equivalent of removing like a teaspoonful of face fat, but the effect is HUGE.
It's amazing, really. It's like a plastic surgery sneak preview. And I am telling you all this mostly to brag about how skilled a photoshopper the guy is. I wish I was a better photo model! I realized when I saw the prints that I tend to make these weird, vacant faces, even when I'm striking very nice poses. I have figure modeled for 2 years and have probably been drawn or painted by 1,000 people, but this was only my second time modeling for photo.
Drought was over. Where was I? Drinks were on the house.
For mixers, my love, you'd poured--what?--even the rain.








I'm 100% Filipino...born here though.
Thank you everyone for your comments...no need to be in "aww" by me...I'm just a normal woman![]()
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Yay! Another gorgeous filipina SW'er!![]()




Pic from last nite, me and my best friend had to work the beer tub/shots for this bar. Loved our outfits. (we had to match...thought it would be stupid but it ended up being pretty damn cute!)
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There's a wild side behind every innocent face.
End violence against women.
I support Dottie.
^ Very nice, Hannah.
<S>
Right. And I'm Julia Child.Thank you everyone for your comments...no need to be in "aww" by me...I'm just a normal woman
Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.
William F. Buckley, Jr.
Teehee, I wish normal women looked like Delilah... the world would be a sexier place.![]()





Shite webcam...
Sometimes I like my wop-tastic profile.
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."
Paige, that first one is the best picture I've ever seen of you. Of your beautiful face, that is.
lmao wop-tastic!
paige you so glamourous. i want you in my house!
Teeth of the Hydra,
Are those tiger stripes tattoos?
Very cool





Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
*******************************
Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."
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