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    Thumbs up The Pet's Twelve Days of Christmas

    A bit of seriousness before the fun:
    Christmas is one time to be cautious about your pet's nutrition. Keep your dog and cat away from the fatty left-overs. This parody of the Twelve Days of Christmas will humorously summarize the problems you could face if you make a mistake. Sing along but recall that in the real song there is an emphasis on the 'five golden rings' (five chicken wings) phrase.




    On the first day of Christmas

    I gave my puppy dog,
    A plate full of stale old turkey



    On the second day of Christmas

    I gave my puppy dog,
    Two cups of ham and a plate full of stale old turkey



    On the third day of Christmas

    I gave my puppy dog,
    Three mince pies, two cups of ham and a plate full of stale old turkey



    On the fourth day of Christmas

    I gave my puppy dog, four chocolate frogs, three mince pies, two cups of ham and a plate full of stale old turkey



    On the fifth day of Christmas

    I gave my puppy dog, five chicken wings, four chocolate frogs, three mince pies, two cups of ham and a plate full of stale old turkey



    On the sixth day of Christmas

    I gave my puppy dog, six Christmas puddings, five chicken wings, four chocolate frogs, three mince pies, two cups of ham and a plate full of stale old turkey



    On the seventh day of Christmas

    I gave my puppy dog, seven gravy servings, six Christmas puddings, five chicken wings, four chocolate frogs, three mince pies, two cups of ham and a plate full of stale old turkey



    On the eighth day of Christmas

    I gave my puppy dog,, eight stale old Rum Balls, seven gravy servings, six Christmas puddings, five chicken wings, four chocolate frogs, three mince pies, two cups of ham and a plate full of stale old turkey



    On the ninth day of Christmas

    I gave my puppy dog, nine fetid fondues, eight stale old Rum Balls, seven gravy servings, six Christmas puddings, five chicken wings, four chocolate frogs, three mince pies, two cups of ham and a plate full of stale old turkey



    On the tenth day of Christmas

    I gave my puppy dog, ten mouldy bread rolls, nine fetid fondues, eight stale old Rum Balls, seven gravy servings, six Christmas puddings, five chicken wings, four chocolate frogs, three mince pies, two cups of ham and a plate full of stale old turkey



    On the eleventh day of Christmas

    I gave my puppy dog, eleven pies with maggots, ten mouldy bread rolls, nine fetid fondues, eight stale old Rum Balls, seven gravy servings, six Christmas puddings, five chicken wings, four chocolate frogs, three mince pies, two cups of ham and a plate full of stale old turkey



    On the twelfth day of Christmas my puppy vomited, eleven pies with maggots, ten mouldy bread rolls, nine fetid fondues, eight stale old Rum Balls, seven gravy servings, six Christmas puddings, five chicken wings, four chocolate frogs, three mince pies, two cups of ham and a plate full of stale old turkey





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    GCG,this is way too cute.I love it!!!!!
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    Default Re: The Pet's Twelve Days of Christmas

    Quote Originally Posted by onlythebest
    GCG,this is way too cute.I love it!!!!!
    I got it from a pet behavourist's newsletter (Dr Cam for anyone who wants to know) I thought it was great as well that is why I wanted to share. I knew there were plenty of dog and/or animal people on this board


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    Really cute!!! I have a little puppy who is spoiled and eats whatever I eat (along with puppy food of course). I'll have to watch what I feed her during Christmas so she doesn't get sick.

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    o, and don't feed dogs or cats chocolate! it makes them very sick!
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    Time to revive an old thread since Tina already mentioned about Christmas.......


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    OKay, got a pet and xmas-related question, so here I am to hijack the thread.

    How do I keep my kitten from attacking the presents? She rips open every box in the house due to curiousity. What can I do? Help, help, help.

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    Eeewww!!! I'd throw up if someone fed me maggots, too!!!!
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    Default Re: The Pet's Twelve Days of Christmas

    Quote Originally Posted by rozz
    OKay, got a pet and xmas-related question, so here I am to hijack the thread.

    How do I keep my kitten from attacking the presents? She rips open every box in the house due to curiousity. What can I do? Help, help, help.
    Have the presents packed away and not out lying around on the floor if you know she will touch them. That or wait for her to attack them and then 'punish' her (yell at her, squirt water at her, etc).

    Otherwise, have them placed high enough or somewhere she cannot reach.


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