A bit of seriousness before the fun:
Christmas is one time to be cautious about your pet's nutrition. Keep your dog and cat away from the fatty left-overs. This parody of the Twelve Days of Christmas will humorously summarize the problems you could face if you make a mistake. Sing along but recall that in the real song there is an emphasis on the 'five golden rings' (five chicken wings) phrase.
On the first day of Christmas
I gave my puppy dog,
A plate full of stale old turkey
On the second day of Christmas
I gave my puppy dog,
Two cups of ham and a plate full of stale old turkey
On the third day of Christmas
I gave my puppy dog,
Three mince pies, two cups of ham and a plate full of stale old turkey
On the fourth day of Christmas
I gave my puppy dog, four chocolate frogs, three mince pies, two cups of ham and a plate full of stale old turkey
On the fifth day of Christmas
I gave my puppy dog, five chicken wings, four chocolate frogs, three mince pies, two cups of ham and a plate full of stale old turkey
On the sixth day of Christmas
I gave my puppy dog, six Christmas puddings, five chicken wings, four chocolate frogs, three mince pies, two cups of ham and a plate full of stale old turkey
On the seventh day of Christmas
I gave my puppy dog, seven gravy servings, six Christmas puddings, five chicken wings, four chocolate frogs, three mince pies, two cups of ham and a plate full of stale old turkey
On the eighth day of Christmas
I gave my puppy dog,, eight stale old Rum Balls, seven gravy servings, six Christmas puddings, five chicken wings, four chocolate frogs, three mince pies, two cups of ham and a plate full of stale old turkey
On the ninth day of Christmas
I gave my puppy dog, nine fetid fondues, eight stale old Rum Balls, seven gravy servings, six Christmas puddings, five chicken wings, four chocolate frogs, three mince pies, two cups of ham and a plate full of stale old turkey
On the tenth day of Christmas
I gave my puppy dog, ten mouldy bread rolls, nine fetid fondues, eight stale old Rum Balls, seven gravy servings, six Christmas puddings, five chicken wings, four chocolate frogs, three mince pies, two cups of ham and a plate full of stale old turkey
On the eleventh day of Christmas
I gave my puppy dog, eleven pies with maggots, ten mouldy bread rolls, nine fetid fondues, eight stale old Rum Balls, seven gravy servings, six Christmas puddings, five chicken wings, four chocolate frogs, three mince pies, two cups of ham and a plate full of stale old turkey
On the twelfth day of Christmas my puppy vomited, eleven pies with maggots, ten mouldy bread rolls, nine fetid fondues, eight stale old Rum Balls, seven gravy servings, six Christmas puddings, five chicken wings, four chocolate frogs, three mince pies, two cups of ham and a plate full of stale old turkey
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I thought it was great as well that is why I wanted to share. I knew there were plenty of dog and/or animal people on this board

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