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    I had a few customers ask me this Saturday night. Saturday night was filled with everyone from 21 to 33 mostly. Some sports agent guy for the Aztecs football team for SDSU asked me where I lived. He was one of many but I reply "well thats classified information silly" and moved on to a different subject. He wanted to feel special and says "dont flatter yourself" - turd.

    Is there a nice way to answer this one? Its getting annoying. Like I need another stalking incedent. To me them asking this is psycho and too intrusive.
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    Default Re: "where do you live?"

    Say in America. (Or whatever country you are working in)

    If they keep pestering you, then tell them "Well at my house silly, where do you think!"
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    I get that one a lot. Just pick somewhere relatively far off, and nowhere near your actual home. It helps if you know the area well enough to talk about it. I live in Hollywood, but when asked at the club, I tell them Santa Monica. No one wants to follow me all the way from downtown to Santa Monica, but they feel like I'm being straightforward with them so they're happy.

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    Just lie. I dont see any problem here.

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    Default Re: "where do you live?"

    lol... that's what i use to do. ^

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    i do what yekefah does...they don't like it if u seem like u don't trust them enough to tell them lol it's weird...

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    I just pick another area in town. I usually say Burlington or something(burlington is about an hour west of where I actually live).

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    I used to be evasive, but screw it, why should they expect honesty?
    "Is that you're real name?" "Uh-huh"
    "Where do you live?" For this one I make up a new boonie town each time. I've travelled the horse circuit, I've got enough info on them to pretend.

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    Thanks for the suggestions ladies. It just caught me off gaurd. Ive never been asked that question so many times in one night.

    I think making up a place is the best one..really far away from the club. I dont know why they ask questions to what will most likely get them a fake answer? Baffling.
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    Find a crime-ridden part of town far from your place that you can think of and tell them you live there. Let them get stalked for a change.
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    It makes them feel like they're getting to know you, developing rapport. Just make something up on the opposite side of town from you.



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    The state of confusion, but I was thinking about exploring some uncharted mental territory. And you?


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    Why not just tell them a general area? As long as you don't live in a 500 population town how are they really gonna find you just by knowing what city you live in? I don't have a problem with it. I'm in Rhode Island and it's a really small state so basically everyone knows every area very well. I still tell them the general area but a lot of times they are like "Oooo where in Warwick??" and that I don't like. But I don't see how telling someone you live in Hollywood or Manhattan etc etc could be a serious threat. Having a customer think that you don't trust them totally ruins the rapport that you should have going, real or pretend and if you ruin the rapport you probably lose money. Same thing with "What's your real name?" I always make something up then like "Jane, Sam, Kate" something really common and boring they always believe it and they feel special "Now I really know you, Jane" *followed by cheesy grin*
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    I have a fake real name ... i also tel where I live. i dont give them my address or anything, but I tell them which town. It's not like they are going to find me. And if they ask which side .. ui tell them. That still doesnt narrow it down much.
    I did have a guy ask for my address!! I just told him no-thankyou.
    Just make up a fake real name, and stick with it. That way you dont end up telling everyone something different. Also, you can tell other girls that is your real name so when a custy asks them, they have the same story. lol

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    I did the whole fake address and fake "real" name thing too...I had a whole fake "real" life going on.....I was younger than I was born on Valentines....it was great!!

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    Say you live with your boyfriend, an ex-Navy SEAL, and 3 adorable Pitbulls.

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    I hate it when they ask this question. It is none of their fucking business and makes me think they could be a stalker.

    Like several others here I have use a fake story to go along with the fake name because the best defense is a good offense.

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    I work in Dallas but tell customers that I fly out from Nevada twice a month to work.... they drop it after that.

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    I can deal with the whole where do you live thing. My town has over 100,000 people so I don't feel to invaded telling them the name. Its when they ask where I live in that town that I'm like wtf! Yeah here's my address dude I just met.

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    Default Re: "where do you live?"

    just lie, make something up

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    I lie too. But, whenever I do they just ask more questions about where I live. I think it's creepy too! I like Katina's idea of "at my house silly". I'm going to try that one out!

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    I have no problem telling them where I live, but I live in a town with 3million plus people. On an additional note, when they ask my real name, I tell them that too, first name only. I gurantee you there are problem 50,00 people living in Memphis that have the same first name as I do. From my experience it makes the customer feel like they have connected with you on a more personal basis, and that they are special sicne the majority of the girls won't give out any personal info.

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    Tell them you are in school, and live in the college's dormitory.







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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessica Lords
    I did the whole fake address and fake "real" name thing too...I had a whole fake "real" life going on.....I was younger than I was born on Valentines....it was great!!
    I have a fake real life too! I felt odd telling strangers my personal information, so I made up a family, a school, a hometown, and an ethnicity! I'm such a liar!

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    so I made up a family, a school, a hometown, and an ethnicity! I'm such a liar!
    LOL, not a liar just a creative entertainer

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