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    Default Dear Santa

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    Go ahead, try it, it's good for a laugh. Merry Christmas.

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    Default Re: Dear Santa

    hahahahah

    k heres mine



    Santa Claus
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    Dear Santa,

    I have been a good girl.

    It really wasn't my fault what happened at megan's Office party. It was sydelle who spiked the punch with too much long island iced tea. I can't help it if I drank 12 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like baby powder.

    I thought it was funny when I put ashton's bra on my head and danced the the tango on the chaise while singing `Gold Digger'. I didn't mean to break megan's iPOD and don't know why megan would accuse me of adultery.

    I don't remember calling ken's wife a raunchy pig---even though she looked like one with pink eye shadow and red lipstick!

    And when I threw up on alisa's husband's stomach, it was only because I ate too much of that meatball.

    After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my ferrari through my neighbor's garage. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a loud aardvark and have me arrested for robbery! So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all excited and pissed. And I'm really not to blame for any of this awesome stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

    Sincerely and the yours,
    ashley (Really a nice girl!) P.S. It's only 9 bucks!</B>
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