Ever notice how there are some custies who you just want to absolutely knock the ever-loving shit out of? Well at the top of my list of those guys are the stage-name chucklers.
So I am trying my BEST to hustle some dances in order to squeeze in some last-minute income before x mas and I walk up to this table of about 4 guys. Here is how the conversation goes:
ASSWIPE: Hey girl. Come here, what's your name?
ME: Star.
ASSWIPE: *chuckle chuckle* hehe Star. Yeah right. hehe.
ME: It may not be the most creative name ever but if I told you my real name you wouldn't believe that either!
ASSWIPE: So tell me your real name.
ME: Star.
ASSWIPE: Ok, whatever you say.
UUUHHHHHH........... are these morons JUST NOW figuring out that dancers don't use real names for a REASON? HELLO. If I lied to you the first time, what the hell makes you think I am not going to lie to you the second time especially if you LAUGH at me. Fat bastard. (that's good wine by the way)
Anyone else encounter this? What do you to to combat it? Any snappy comebacks?



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