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    Ever notice how there are some custies who you just want to absolutely knock the ever-loving shit out of? Well at the top of my list of those guys are the stage-name chucklers.

    So I am trying my BEST to hustle some dances in order to squeeze in some last-minute income before x mas and I walk up to this table of about 4 guys. Here is how the conversation goes:

    ASSWIPE: Hey girl. Come here, what's your name?
    ME: Star.
    ASSWIPE: *chuckle chuckle* hehe Star. Yeah right. hehe.
    ME: It may not be the most creative name ever but if I told you my real name you wouldn't believe that either!
    ASSWIPE: So tell me your real name.
    ME: Star.
    ASSWIPE: Ok, whatever you say.

    UUUHHHHHH........... are these morons JUST NOW figuring out that dancers don't use real names for a REASON? HELLO. If I lied to you the first time, what the hell makes you think I am not going to lie to you the second time especially if you LAUGH at me. Fat bastard. (that's good wine by the way)

    Anyone else encounter this? What do you to to combat it? Any snappy comebacks?

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    The way I have been doing this is,I have two names I use at work,a stage name and a real fake name.I introduce myself as my real fake name and say that I dance by my stage name.That way,it sounds more intimate and personal.I have had guys make fun of my stage name in the past and that is why I do it like this now.It works.
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    I absolutely HATE the "whats your REAL name"!! I would rather a guy try and grab my ass or make a stupid "nice tits" remark. It's so retarded! What do they think they're cool b/c they've figured out we have stage names!? One guy said to me why do you have to be so devious. I told him it's not devious it's fantasy. If you want my real name I'll give you the real me and guess what, the real me would knee you in the balls for being a discourteous moron! Sorry no snappy comebacks to share with you, but I definitely feel ya!

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    ^^^^^ I've done that too.... Plus, if I tell you I have a boyfriend trust me, I pretty much hate your ass... <-- doesn't happen often, but there are a few I must shut down.
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    Guys use to ask such stupid questions with my name...

    "Are you Tracy Lords sister??" I use to roll my eyes at that one...

    I do the "fake" real name...I think it use to be Justine,but even then guys wouldn't believe that.

    You could always to that cheesy line:

    Customer : " What's your name"

    You: " What do you want it to be?"

    LOL!!!!

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    I haven't had too many problems....I assume since I end up yelling "MAXine!" to be heard over the music, the customers are rendered docile. LOL

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    hahaha. I should try that one. Didn;t you hear me? I said STTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR.


    hahahahaha.

    keep the tips coming. im sure everyone could benefit from this advice.

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    Everytime someone asks my name I tell them Susan, then they want my real name, which is....Susan. They never believe me. I usually aks them how many strippers they've come across with a name like Susan, hardly any.

    When they still insist on my real name I tell them it's Bertha.

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    LOL, Susan, that's great!

    If they ask for my real name, I give it to them. Really, if someone wants to know anything about me badly enough, they'll find a way to get the info anyway. Might as well get it from me...it's just my first name anyway.

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    I am currently dancing under my real name which is Crystal (I usually dance under Roxanne, but the club Im working at over break already has a roxy) and guys never believe its my real name so I end up making up a fake name for my real name (I use Sarah) and they think my stage name is Crystal, which is my real name...confused yet, they usually are lol
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    I've only told a couple of regulars my real name and never my last name. When someone asks my real name, I say, well, i have a rule for that. I only tell a guy my real name after a VIP session. (In my club we dont have VIP dances, just VIP rooms by the half hour.) So far it hasn't helped me sell any VIPs but it shuts the guy up.
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    i use a dance name that is a foreign version of a common english name. so when they ask my real name, i just tell them the english version and that 'i gussied it up for work purposes'. that usually serves well enough. or i tell them i am foreign/creole/etc, depending on my whim, heheh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DancerSarah
    I am currently dancing under my real name which is Crystal (I usually dance under Roxanne, but the club Im working at over break already has a roxy) and guys never believe its my real name so I end up making up a fake name for my real name (I use Sarah) and they think my stage name is Crystal, which is my real name...confused yet, they usually are lol
    lol! Sarah is my fake real name too! I like it because its so simple no on will question whether its real.

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    i always turn it on them and ask them "is that YOUR real name?"

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    you could just say. i know it's crazy but my parents are hippies and they stuck me with that name... giggle giggle

    as an aside i go from... uhh does it really matter to a huge made up story as to why im named velvet. if you want to hear it let me know it's pretty creative

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan-Va
    Everytime someone asks my name I tell them Susan, then they want my real name, which is....Susan. They never believe me. I usually aks them how many strippers they've come across with a name like Susan, hardly any.

    When they still insist on my real name I tell them it's Bertha.
    Oh boy can I relate ! My preferred stage name is Vanessa (my full stage name is Vanessa Stacy however I have never really had a chance to use it so generally it's Vanessa). They ask for my real name.. I tell them it's Vanessa. I agree that alot never believe me.

    Similiar to yourself.. if they insist that Vanessa isn't my real name I tell them it is Victoria ......... the only other thing I will do if they insist that it isn't my real name is I call them on it:

    ME: You don't believe me. Well, I have my driver's license out the back. Put $20 out now on the table and if I'm right I win that $20... if I'm wrong you get to keep your money.

    Guess what... all of a sudden they believe me

    The downside is that no one has ever produced that $20 damn


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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldCoastGirl
    If they insist that Vanessa isn't my real name I tell them it is Victoria ......... the only other thing I will do if they insist that it isn't my real name is I call them on it:

    ME: You don't believe me. Well, I have my driver's license out the back. Put $20 out now on the table and if I'm right I win that $20... if I'm wrong you get to keep your money.

    Guess what... all of a sudden they believe me
    The downside is that no one has ever produced that $20 damn
    Oh, I am so using that!

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    My complete entertainer name is Paige Delaney D'Winter. When the standard ol' customer asks my real name, when most of them only know me as Paige, I use my middle name. "Oh it's Delaney." They often buy it. I love the name, BTW. It was the name of the first stripper I fell in total crush with when I was a strip club regular LOL. She was the best dancer. *dreamy sigh*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan-Va
    Everytime someone asks my name I tell them Susan, then they want my real name, which is....Susan. They never believe me. I usually aks them how many strippers they've come across with a name like Susan, hardly any.

    When they still insist on my real name I tell them it's Bertha.
    Ha! I, too, am actually a Susan, and if they ask for my real name I tell them it's Fantasia

    EDIT: I have actually met two other (real name) Susans who danced by it, both hotties. I think we have clearly established on this site that you can't go wrong with a Susan, from VA to WA to TX.

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    Quote Originally Posted by soybeangirl
    ASSWIPE: So tell me your real name.
    "Shark. And you're shark bait."

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    Question: Do you all use the stage name primarilly for security (as one poster said, its just a first name, seems that it would be hard to find out much from that) or is it more to help separate the personal real world from the stripper world?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hopeless romantic
    Question: Do you all use the stage name primarilly for security (as one poster said, its just a first name, seems that it would be hard to find out much from that) or is it more to help separate the personal real world from the stripper world?
    I began using stage names because it's the standard in the industry. I knew no other way. When I was comfortable enough to use my real name for once, it was taken at the club I went to!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hopeless romantic
    Question: Do you all use the stage name primarilly for security (as one poster said, its just a first name, seems that it would be hard to find out much from that) or is it more to help separate the personal real world from the stripper world?
    Yes and yes. Also, it can conjure a certain exotic image and/or it can be something that's easier to remember, pronounce or distinguish over the noise than a real name. (I'm talking for the customer; the DJ's probably a lost cause. Ha.) Therefore, it can have a marketing purpose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hopeless romantic
    Question: Do you all use the stage name primarilly for security (as one poster said, its just a first name, seems that it would be hard to find out much from that) or is it more to help separate the personal real world from the stripper world?
    As I have previously stated in this thread, my real name is my stage name. I have never felt it was more secure to use any other name than my real name. "Where there is a will, there is a way" is all I have to say in re: security. The ONLY time I will use my 'backup' name of Stacy is when Vanessa has already been taken within the club.

    For me it is conveniant to just be called by my real name. Besides, I have that whole "Vanessa the Undresser" thing going with my name

    My full entertainer name is Vanessa Stacy just in case I ever need a "full name" as a stripper instead of just Vanessa. So far I havn't used it much at all.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward
    Ha! I, too, am actually a Susan, and if they ask for my real name I tell them it's Fantasia

    EDIT: I have actually met two other (real name) Susans who danced by it, both hotties. I think we have clearly established on this site that you can't go wrong with a Susan, from VA to WA to TX.
    I've met one or two in my day and of course they were hot! But you must admit, it's not the most common stripper name. Not to rag on anyones stage name but it seems that you can go into any club anywhere and you'll find names like Mercedez (or any other car name), Angel, Summer, Autumn etc.


    As for security, I have been dancing under my real name for eight years and have never had a problem with anyone finding out personal info on me.

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