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    So I had a most interesting conversation the other day.

    I will elaborate on said conversation only to gain a perspective from you.

    Dancers:

    You know that customer that comes in, you know the one. Looks at you longingly from across the room from his one eye because the other one was blinded in a claw match with a beaver he snagged in a bear trap? Has the shirt that comes to just above the belly button showing a history of mankind's progression of almost 50 years in his naval cavity, when he laughs, the rip in the neck of his shirt exposes a little more hair from his chest as his toothless grin shows lack of regular oral visit since the early 90's? Wears a baseball cap that says "WHERE THA WIMMEN AT?" And DONT EVEN get me started on his Camo-sweats that are tucked into is 1988 military issue trench boots which crackle when he walks.

    Non-Dancers:

    See above.


    Well, that guy is really a cop. And a crooked one. And he KNOWS you killed that guy/girl last summer that just wouldn't stop asking you to keep your voice down at the bar down the street where YOU go to relax. What an ass! He deserved to die! You think. You've been on the run for 2 years now and this guy KNOWS cause he stalks you too.

    Ok, so here's the offer.

    He promises <and we can trust his promise> that if you blow him, nothing will be said and this gives you a chance to fall off the map and get the hell out of dodge.

    So...
    Blow Job? or Life Imprissonment possibly death.

    Person involved in the convo chose Blow Job.

    And accused me of making the same decision. I mean look at the description. The guy is a CHARMER.

    Oh and for you smooth talkers out there, 2 things not to do when a conversation turns to sex. 1: Talk about batman. 2: Talk about broadway musicals.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Uh.. Easy decision---DEATH! But, you know me and I would choose death over blowing anyone.. Heh

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    Yea, Casual would blow him too.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Only Mast can come up with something like this,LOL.
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    I would pick death... I dont know I just could not bring myself to blow something that nasty... call me shallow I dont care.

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    OnlyTheBoobs:

    ANSWER THE QUESTION! and puppy needs held.

    *Tail wag*
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Death, Just like Rhiannon I HATe blowing anyone...
    Maybe report him to a cute police officer and just offer sex in exchange for losing scary dude.
    Please don't lick me, it tickles..



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    I'd probably take the prison sentence and not blow him mainly because I could never keep a secret in for the rest of my life like killing another person. It would eat me up inside and I'd have to tell someone. Now if he offered me the right amount of money I'd blow him but it would have to be a LOT!

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    Death. I would kill myself anyway if I ever gave a blow job to something that f ing gross.

    Might as well get the death part overwith.

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    Was I too detailed in the description?

    Hahah just think, I know someone who woulda done it.

    And TO QUOTE "Life imprissionment is like 30 plus years. If you're good a blowjob is 5 minutes maybe less"

    I dunno... For me its all in the smell. Maybe you can prep him first...with a shovel.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus
    OnlyTheBoobs:

    ANSWER THE QUESTION! and puppy needs held.

    *Tail wag*
    I chose death.I rather die than live with something like that.

    *holds Mast to her bosom*

    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    Easy...I would offer the blowjob, and as officer handy got ready to recieve said knobber I would kill him, chop his body in to small easy to diispose of pieces and go about my way.
    I'M A KILLIN MACHINE BABY!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blade
    I'M A KILLIN MACHINE BABY!!!!
    As well as the guy I described.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    I AM the guy....now pay up suka!

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    *takes 10 steps away from blade*
    Well now... umm... as sexy as you are .. i gotta go *runs*

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    I'd blow him, no questions asked. Big deal, thousands of people HAVE TO blow someone at the moment, IN JAIL.... Don't even get me started on this one..

    But I aint to proud to bow I ain´t to proud to kneel
    I ain´t to proud for any gesture that is meaningless to me
    I ain´t to proud to beg I ain´t to proud to run
    `cause I don´t want respect I´d much rather have fun


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus
    You know that customer that comes in, you know the one. Looks at you longingly from across the room from his one eye because the other one was blinded in a claw match with a beaver he snagged in a bear trap? Has the shirt that comes to just above the belly button showing a history of mankind's progression of almost 50 years in his naval cavity, when he laughs, the rip in the neck of his shirt exposes a little more hair from his chest as his toothless grin shows lack of regular oral visit since the early 90's? Wears a baseball cap that says "WHERE THA WIMMEN AT?" And DONT EVEN get me started on his Camo-sweats that are tucked into is 1988 military issue trench boots which crackle when he walks.
    That would imply that I'm dealing with a redneck, and when dealing with a redneck you always have a third option.

    "Yell out, HEY, there's a woman behind you, and she's holding a six pack of Budweiser....AND she's topless!"

    As soon as he turns around to look (and what stupid, full of cum, short on IQ points male wouldn't), you whack him upside the head with a crowbar, aluminum baseball bat, frying pan or whatever's available. Then you tie some cinder blocks to his legs, and toss his ass over the nearest bridge.

    Problem solved, and you don't even have to swallow.
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    Default Re: Dignity or Death?

    death.

    a girls gotta have standards, and i'd rather be dead than let something like that touch ANY part of my body. besides, i can't keep a secret very long either and i know i'd get drunk some nite and tell everyone, so i'd have just given a nasty man a bj for no reason.
    There's a wild side behind every innocent face.

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    You need a hobby Mast.....
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    Yoda: I have too many, my friend... tooooo many.

    Thanks for the advice tho
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    Ok, everyone. I am the "said dancer"

    And you bet your sweet ass I'd hand out a little sucky sucky to keep from losing my life or spending it in jail. Seriously girls, think about it. If you were going to be convicted of a crime (in this case, murder) that you did NOT commit, and the only chance of saving yourself is to give some crooked cop a BJ? You wouldn't do it??

    And, as tex pointed out, if you do choose jail, you will become someone's bitch and have to do all sorts of things against your will. (unless you happen to be the biggest, baddest bitch, and girls, YOU AIN'T... that's a good thing )

    And think, girls... this guy has probably never gotten oral in his life, so we're talking two, three minutes tops. Now, 3 minutes of hell versus a lifetime of it? I'd choose the first.

    <sigh> oh well. call me a floozy.

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    Floozy.
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    Hater.

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    But you sure do got a purdy mouth.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Now let's see you drop them pants, Mast. Just take 'em right off. Now squeal, boy! SQUEAL!
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