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    Fuck! It's winter break so I'm on stripper withdrawal. I love the break but sometimes you see a vid or something you're like "ah! that's so me right there you jockin my style b".

    Withdrawal symptoms:
    -Trying on the shoes
    -Go to Vicky's Secrets just to take a look see
    -You look at your Christmas funds and you're all, where's the wad? Oh, right, debit.
    -Go to a club, find that it has an amateur pole, and you're like, ugh, amateurs. Then your crew is all "get on it, get on it!" So you're all "oh...well, I guess so..." and then whip around like a damn dynamo and it's like daaamn girl! And get off all like "oh...gee...I surprised myself."

    What other withdrawal signs have you had?

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    Default Re: Stripper Withdrawal Symptoms

    Hearing an awesome song on the radio and thinking about how to incorporate it into your set.
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    Default Re: Stripper Withdrawal Symptoms

    Lets see... getting tipsy and lapdancing for your roommates and doing center splits on the kitchen floor....awful I know

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    Default Re: Stripper Withdrawal Symptoms

    LOL,that is funny!!!
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    Giving the office intern a mini-lapdance at the wrap party in front of the producers.

    Damn, I am hungover this morning.

    Last edited by Yekhefah; 12-23-2005 at 01:31 PM.

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    Default Re: Stripper Withdrawal Symptoms

    Quote Originally Posted by twisterinAZ
    Lets see... getting tipsy and lapdancing for your roommates and doing center splits on the kitchen floor....awful I know
    LOL! They must have died!

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    Default Re: Stripper Withdrawal Symptoms

    Walking on my tip toes
    Crawling on the floor like a sex kitten to pick up a sock that I dropped...LOL!
    Walking down the street and seeing a stop sign and having the urge to run and spin around it!
    Sucking in my stomach....constantly....

    I think that is it.

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    Default Re: Stripper Withdrawal Symptoms

    Quote Originally Posted by Jessica Lords
    Walking on my tip toes
    Crawling on the floor like a sex kitten to pick up a sock that I dropped...LOL!
    LOL I totally do that when picking up my daughter's toys!

    I still clean the house in my heels.

    Still have the habit of tucking in the string, as much as I've tried to convince myself that it doesn't matter anymore.. hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhiannon
    Still have the habit of tucking in the string, as much as I've tried to convince myself that it doesn't matter anymore.. hahaha
    If you're talking about tampons, that's a good idea anyway. I used to get urinary tract infections all the time until I figured out they were being caused by tampon strings floating all around, carrying bacteria all over the place. Tuck it away!

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    Default Re: Stripper Withdrawal Symptoms

    Yeah, I've heard that.

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    Default Re: Stripper Withdrawal Symptoms

    *looks at the title*

    For some reason, I expected more male replies in this
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Default Re: Stripper Withdrawal Symptoms

    Yeah Mast I hear ya! I went to 5 sc's last weekend and I would kill to go back this weekend. Maybe next weekend!
    "The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."

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    Default Re: Stripper Withdrawal Symptoms

    Every day you drive home thinking about how the pay you will get for the eight hours you just worked could have been accomplished in one.

    Don't know if this is much of a withdrawal, but you're sitting at the front desk when a guy comes in to fix the security cameras, looks at you and says he swears he knows you from somewhere and you quickly say, "no, you don't know me...I just look like Rachael Ray." As you are frantically digging out his visitor's pass so he can get on his damn way.

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