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    I got to listen to the new Nickleback single today, Animals. I am so digging it! it's fairly perfect for me for work. Yummeh. The lyrics alone amuse me...


    I, I'm driving black on black
    Just got my license back
    I got this feeling in my veins this train is coming off the track
    I'll ask polite if the devil needs a ride
    Because the angel on my right ain't hanging out with me tonight
    I'm driving past your house while you were sneaking out
    I got the car door opened up so you can jump in on the run
    Your mom don't know that you were missing
    She'd be pissed if she could see the parts of you that I've been kissing
    Screamin'

    No, we're never gonna quit
    Ain't nothing wrong with it
    Just acting like we're animals
    No, no matter where we go
    'Cause everybody knows
    We're just a couple of animals

    So come on baby, get in
    Get in, just get in
    Check out the trouble we're in

    You're beside me on the seat
    Got your hand between my knees
    And you control how fast we go by just how hard you wanna squeeze
    It's hard to steer when you're breathing in my ear
    But I got both hands on the wheel while you got both hands on my gears
    By now, no doubt that we were heading south
    I guess nobody ever taught her not to speak with a full mouth
    'Cause this was it, like flicking on a switch
    It felt so good I almost drove into the ditch
    I'm screamin'

    No, we're never gonna quit
    Ain't nothing wrong with it
    Just acting like we're animals
    No, no matter where we go
    'Cause everybody knows
    We're just a couple of animals


    So come on baby, get in
    Get in, just get in
    Look at the trouble we're in

    We were parked out by the tracks
    We're sitting in the back
    And we just started getting busy
    When she whispered "what was that?"
    The wind, I think 'cause no one else knows where we are
    And that was when she started screamin'
    "That's my dad outside the car!"
    Oh please, the keys, they're not in the ignition
    Must have wound up on the floor while
    we were switching our positions
    I guess they knew that she was missing
    As I tried to tell her dad it was her mouth that I was kissing
    Screamin'

    No, we're never gonna quit
    Ain't nothing wrong with it
    Just acting like we're animals
    No, no matter where we go
    'Cause everybody knows
    We're just a couple of animals


    So come on baby, get in
    We're just a couple of animals
    Get in, just get in
    Ain't nothing wrong with it
    Check out the trouble we're in
    Get in, just get in




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    Animals is one of the better tracks on the disc...side of a bullet is another. I'm not a nickleback fan but damn that muthafucka knows how to make money!

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    My personal fav from that album is "Next Contestant"...... er... just funny stuff

    I judge by what she's wearing
    Just how many heads I'm tearing
    Off of assholes coming on to her
    Each night seems like it's getting worse
    And I wish she'd take the night off
    So I don't have to fight off
    Every asshole coming on to her
    It happens every night she works
    They'll go and ask the DJ
    Find out just what would she say
    If they all tried coming on to her
    Don't they know it's never going to work
    They think they'll get inside her
    With every drink they buy her
    As they all try coming on to her
    This time somebody's getting hurt

    Here comes the next contestant

    [CHORUS]
    Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
    Is that your hand?
    I wish you'd do it again
    I'll watch you leave here limping
    I wish you'd do it again
    I'll watch you leave here limping
    There goes the next contestant

    I even fear the ladies
    They're cool but twice as crazy
    Just as bad for coming on to her
    Don't they know it's never going to work
    Each time she bats an eyelash
    Somebody's grabbing her ass
    Everyone is coming on to her
    This time somebody's getting hurt

    Here comes the next contestant

    [CHORUS]

    I'm hating what she's wearing
    Everybody here keeps staring
    Can't wait 'til they get what they deserve
    This somebody's getting hurt

    Here comes the next contestant

    [CHORUS]
    I wish you'd do it again
    Each night seems like it's getting worse
    I wish you'd do it again
    This somebody's getting hurt

    There goes the next contestant

    Wonder what THATS all about,lol
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