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    I live in SUCH a strange area. This happened at a club I used to work at:

    http://www.local6.com/news/5595905/detail.html

    Police: Man Caught In Strip Club Ceiling

    POSTED: 9:11 am EST December 21, 2005
    UPDATED: 2:19 pm EST December 21, 2005

    A 40-year-old man was arrested and charged after he was found crawling around in the ceiling of a Cocoa Beach strip club, according to police.

    Earl Bushey, 40, of Rockledge, was being held at the Brevard County Jail on $5,000 bond after being arrested over the weekend on burglary and criminal mischief charges, Local 6 News partner Florida Today reported.

    Cocoa Beach police said the manager of the Inner Room Gentleman's Club discovered Bushey was hiding in the false ceiling of the business, located at 74 Orlando Avenue.

    Police arrived at the club and ordered Bushey to come down, reports showed. One of the officers retrieved a ladder as a club employee climbed into the ceiling to corner Bushey, according to the report.

    Bushey, who police said apparently broke into the tiles in the men's room, tried to get away but his legs fell through the ceiling, prompting the club's employees to pull him down.

    Officials found a small plastic baggy of crack cocaine and a glass pipe on Bushey, Florida Today reported.

    Officers also estimated the damages to the ceiling to be about $2,000.

    Bushey will go before a judge on the charges next month.





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    He probably rode the short bus to the bar, the nutbag.
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    Default Re: Weirdos In My Town.

    probably wanted to do some down-blouse peeking in the dressing room
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

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    There's all kinds out there.
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    Maybe he was trying to come down the chimney and got lost?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlabtot
    Maybe he was trying to come down the chimney and got lost?
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlabtot
    Maybe he was trying to come down the chimney and got lost?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter
    Police: Man Caught In Strip Club Ceiling
    Wow, talk about small, uncomfortable private dance areas

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    Haha, luv that siggy^
    Maybe he thought some rocks were up there?


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    Or, he was lookin' for the VIP?


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    This isn't nearly as funny, but I can hear the comments already:

    BLUE SPRINGS, Mo. -- A Missouri woman was hospitalized when a cell phone got stuck in her throat, police said.

    Officers called to the scene at about 5 a.m. Friday found the 24-year-old woman having trouble breathing.

    Investigators said that the woman was arguing with her boyfriend and when he asked for the phone, she reportedly tried to swallow it.

    A family member said that the woman is expected to recover.

    [No, I am NOT going to cheapen myself with some comment about them really having phonesex. Not going to do it, so leave me alone to concentrate on my bible studies.]
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    Default Re: Weirdos In My Town.

    Wait....there's one more

    JACKSONVILLE, FL -- Employees at The Stadium Club Restaurant on Beach and Southside Boulevards say they see an image of Jesus in a cooking pan used to heat nacho cheese containers, actually has mineral deposits from water left on it.

    [Jesus in a nacho cheese tray beats my story about seeing the image of Waylon Jennings in a can of Skoal]
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    LOL! Reminds me of the old story of the guy in....FL no less....who went into a Steak n Shake during biz hours and sneaked into the attic to hide and wait for them to close so he could rob the place. I guess he didn't think about the fact that businesses deposit the cash every night. And I guess he didn't take time to realize the restaurant was open 24 hours. An employee found him when she went into the attic (storage) to get something, all dehydrated and hiding in the corner. Turned out he'd been there for 2 days, scared to come out and get caught. Dumbass was taken to a hospital and placed under arrest. LOL

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    Pretty funny restaurant story.

    If the robber had a brain left, he would have said," I've been living here, eating off that 'all-you-can-eat" special for nearly the last week, coming out for food when it's busy so no one noticed me. I have no job or food or other place to stay." May have gotten some sympathy that way.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

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    I still think he was looking for that ever elusive "VIP" room.
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    Sheeez. Happened to talk to a manager from that club last night. Turns out they havent been having the best of luck....

    They found a dead guy in their men's room on Christmas Eve.


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    Wow

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    A very, very, very drunk man climbed onto the roof of my club in Austin and fell through the roof -- into the dressing room! They are still dealing with pressing charges against him though I don't think it ever made the news.

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