http://www.sexualrecords.com/
I am so ready to break a record or two. Muhahaa.





http://www.sexualrecords.com/
I am so ready to break a record or two. Muhahaa.
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."
Let's Do It!!!!





The one where it said a girl started her period when she was only 3,and then had a kid when she was 5 years old is some freaky *ss sh*t.
One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.
一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.
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Damn.. I don't know if I could even ATTEMPT to break the orgasm record. Holy shit.
The most orgasms they recorded in an hour for a woman is a staggering 134, while the best men could do was 16.
That woman must've been hurting real bad.. Hahaha
I volunteer for the task, all I need is a partner....Originally Posted by Rhiannon
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M


Kat, I or my BF or both are at your service...





I've had two orgasms in one night, that's it![]()
Ive had 15, but that was with the aide of electronics![]()





they seem to be missing quite a few categories....![]()
Paige which record do u want to break? Just curious!!



Hmmmm... 134 for women, 16 for men.
To hell with the record. I'd settle for ONE.
My latest conspiracy theory: I am convinced that Dick Cheney is, in reality, Elmer Fudd.





Definitely Largest Harem. *cough* I mean... um....Originally Posted by LadyLust
Heh.
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."





whoa, 16 in an hour for a guy? yipes~! 2, maybe 3... after that...you're gonna have to seriously work for it. some of those records are rather distressing.
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.
well when you ejaculate from the slightest touch like I do its not so hard to believe.
I cant walk out to get my mail in flanned pajamas without orgasming 18 times.
AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED on cotton undies!
Fuggetabout!
I smell like the ocean when I get home.
People are not ruled by their memories.
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