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    http://www.sexualrecords.com/



    I am so ready to break a record or two. Muhahaa.
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    Let's Do It!!!!

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    The one where it said a girl started her period when she was only 3,and then had a kid when she was 5 years old is some freaky *ss sh*t.
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

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    Damn.. I don't know if I could even ATTEMPT to break the orgasm record. Holy shit.

    The most orgasms they recorded in an hour for a woman is a staggering 134, while the best men could do was 16.

    That woman must've been hurting real bad.. Hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhiannon
    Damn.. I don't know if I could even ATTEMPT to break the orgasm record. Holy shit.

    The most orgasms they recorded in an hour for a woman is a staggering 134, while the best men could do was 16.

    That woman must've been hurting real bad.. Hahaha
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    Kat, I or my BF or both are at your service...

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    I've had two orgasms in one night, that's it



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    Ive had 15, but that was with the aide of electronics

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    they seem to be missing quite a few categories....

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    Default Re: Wanna Break Some Records?

    Paige which record do u want to break? Just curious!!

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    Hmmmm... 134 for women, 16 for men.

    To hell with the record. I'd settle for ONE.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LadyLust
    Paige which record do u want to break? Just curious!!
    Definitely Largest Harem. *cough* I mean... um....



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    whoa, 16 in an hour for a guy? yipes~! 2, maybe 3... after that...you're gonna have to seriously work for it. some of those records are rather distressing.
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    well when you ejaculate from the slightest touch like I do its not so hard to believe.

    I cant walk out to get my mail in flanned pajamas without orgasming 18 times.

    AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED on cotton undies!

    Fuggetabout!

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