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    Yes, I'm early. I'll be baking and getting everything ready for Santa's arrival, and I said I'd be the one to start the thread. I had to beat all the rest of you bitches to the punch. Heh.

    Mast.. I wish you the BEST birthday in the world. You have to share it with Jeebus and all, but that's cool. You rock. You're the Bestest Friend/Brother a girl could have. I wish you nothing but happiness and blue skies today and all the years to come.



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    Happy Birthday!

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    Happy birthday, sweetass!!! I got you a trout.



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    God,what kind of *ss backwards world do we live in if Mast was born on Christmas???????

    Happy Birthday,sweetie.

    *HUGS*
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    26? DAYUM! You swallow good for a 26 yr old kid! Happy birthday jeebus! or mast whoever!

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    Happy B-Day!!!

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    Mast!!!!

    *tackles and gives hug*

    Happy Birthday!
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    Happy birthday Mr. StripperwebStud you........

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    Quote Originally Posted by onlythebest
    God,what kind of *ss backwards world do we live in if Mast was born on Christmas???????

    Happy Birthday,sweetie.

    *HUGS*
    LOL! I was thinking that too

    Happy Birthday!

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    Happy Birthday you sexy bitch

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    Happy Burpday!



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    Happy Birthday Asshat.

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    Happy Birthday!
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    dude i didnt even know your birthday was on christmas, i suck! (well not you ) but, Happy Birthday Sweetie!


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    Happy Day!

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    Happy Birthday!

    Here is your optimistic birthday thought, from our friend, Emily Dickinson:

    "Birthday of but a single pang"

    Birthday of but a single pang
    That there are less to come --
    Afflictive is the Adjective
    But affluent the doom --

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    Hope it is a good one! xoxoxo


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    Hey Mast, Happy Birthday, you big ol' goofball you

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    Take care brah, and make sure your family doubled up on the pressies.
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    Happy one Mast!!!!!!!

    Pamela

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    A big HUG & KISS!


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    [Cin is Singing]

    &quot;Go Shawty, it's ya birthday we gon party like it's ya birthday. We gon sip Bacardi like it's ya birthday. And you know we don't GIVE A FUCK cause it's ya BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY&quot;

    Happy Birthday honey. Everyone else had to give you SW hugs/kisses. Little do you guys know, Mast woke up to breakfast in bed with me.







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    Happy birthday!

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    Happy Birthday!!!

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    gosh, I didn't know you were such a young thing!

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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    Hope it was a good one- you deserve it. Happy B-Day, dude!

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    Happy Birthday, Mast!

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