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    Default Its just a rant...

    damn ......
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    Default Re: Its just a rant...

    ^^^ well just remember that probably any one of those 'FAKE girls' could have posted the exact same rant as you just did.....

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    Oh, honey. You're not fat.
    I'm kidding. I mean, not about you not being fat, but... you know what I mean.
    Social conception of beauty is marketing. This is why you always need to buy something else. It is never finished. It is the bottomless hobby (unlike builidng a ship in a bottle, for example. In that you may glue on the little flag, and then place it on the mantle and it is done. Your ass, on the other hand, is never exactly perfect, and even it is, it is a constant battle to maintain.) The easiest and cheapest way to make yourself perfect? Pay someone to airbrush your pictures. Then your nailbeds will be perfect and your cellulite invisible.

    My roommate and I have a ritual. When we are watching TV together and a commercial comes on (like, for example Mr. and Mrs. Smith) one of us will say "I wish I was hot like Angelina Jolie." and the other will respond I wish I was hot like Angelina Jolie." Or strong like Bif Naked. Or smart like, or whatever. And then we giggle. Because for some weird reason we think this is funny. And then we eat more potato chips. Except that one time that one of us actually tried to requisition the hotness, and was UNWILLING to share.
    I have taught that the sky in all its zones is mortal and its substance was formed by a process of birth

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