Page 1 of 9 123 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 25 of 215

Thread: Craigslist Ad

  1. #1
    Featured Member sander8son's Avatar
    Joined
    May 2003
    Location
    Under Bridge 227 on I-95, Massachusetts
    Posts
    1,621
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts

    Default Craigslist Ad

    So i posted an ad on craigslist the other day and got zero responses. here it is:

    A slurpee for a slurpee - m4w - 25 (dedham)

    Date: 2005-12-26, 4:20PM EST


    I'm a 25 year old white male, 5'8", 175lbs. Looking for a woman between the ages of 18 and 30 who wants to suck my dick. In exchange, i'll buy you a slurpee at 7-11. Thats like two treats in one for you. win-win.
    • this is in or around dedham
    • no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
    __________________________________________________ ____________

    can you believe i didn't even get ONE joke reply? nothing! lol. oh well.

    yoda, what are you doing later tonight ;-)

    oh right, the point. i forgot. has anyone ever had any success on here? and by success i mean getting a reply of anykind, let alone actually meetin up with someone

  2. #2
    Moderator yoda57us's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2002
    Location
    at the Y
    Posts
    10,035
    Thanks
    2,878
    Thanked 5,834 Times in 2,332 Posts
    My Mood
    Goofy

    Default Re: Craigslist Ad

    Sandy: Nobody on Craigs list has a sense of humor. The ratio of men to women on CL is about 15 to one. If you want a pro go to the erotic services section and be forwarned that half of what you see on their are desperate crack whores and mostly bait and switch. If you are actually looking to meet a woman on CL in the personals section good luck. I know poeple that have used it-including a hot dancer friend-and none have had any success.
    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    Sophia_Starina is a sensible stripper...Naked all the way.....
    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    Double team! 2 latinas with big tits!!

  3. #3
    Banned Katrine's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2003
    Posts
    13,855
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: Craigslist Ad

    I answered a "sugar daddy" ad in Craig's List when I was throwing the idea around. He wanted me to spend the night 3x a week for $200 each time. Now, that's at least 8-10 hours of my time, 3-4 of it actually conscious and having to entertain. Fuck that, waaaaaaay too much time to have to spend with one person for too little money. Now, that same amount just to suck him off for 30 mins and leave would have been more reasonable.

    Its amazing how some ppl can seriously think they can "buy" a perfect relationship for that cheap.

    "Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
    "And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion

    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

  4. #4
    Moderator yoda57us's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2002
    Location
    at the Y
    Posts
    10,035
    Thanks
    2,878
    Thanked 5,834 Times in 2,332 Posts
    My Mood
    Goofy

    Default Re: Craigslist Ad

    Lol, I see guys on the Boston CL board all the time trying to start "regular weekly appointments" with a girl for $150 a visit. They have the balls to call it a sugar daddy arrangement and then they post a week later pissing and moaning that there are no "good" women on CL after nobody answers their add....it f'n kills me!
    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    Sophia_Starina is a sensible stripper...Naked all the way.....
    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    Double team! 2 latinas with big tits!!

  5. #5
    God/dess
    Joined
    Jan 2003
    Location
    Arizona
    Posts
    2,993
    Thanks
    39
    Thanked 12 Times in 11 Posts

    Default Re: Craigslist Ad

    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    Now, that same amount just to suck him off for 30 mins and leave would have been more reasonable.
    Sold. You do you want to come to AZ or should I head out to TX?

  6. #6
    Featured Member sander8son's Avatar
    Joined
    May 2003
    Location
    Under Bridge 227 on I-95, Massachusetts
    Posts
    1,621
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts

    Default Re: Craigslist Ad

    well, id let the chick get the biggest slurpee she wanted. thats gotta be just shy of $3 including tax. i think thats a pretty good deal.

  7. #7
    God/dess
    Joined
    Apr 2003
    Location
    Renaissance City
    Posts
    3,343
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: Craigslist Ad

    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us
    If you want a pro go to the erotic services section and be forwarned that half of what you see on their are desperate crack whores and mostly bait and switch.
    Yoda, I never knew what a problem you had with crack whores invading your life.

  8. #8
    smartcookie
    Guest

    Default Re: Craigslist Ad

    Heh I have a story.

    In March, when I was back in New York, a friend and I got plastered. At 5AM, we made it back to her place, and I decided to use her computer to conduct a Craigslist experiment. This was my add:

    Hot Blonde Co-Ed Needs to Be Fucked

    I'm a 19 year old blonde, 5'5, 110 llbs. and 34DD. I'm hot and horny rand I need a big stud to come on over and service me. But first, I need to see your equipment. Send me a photo of your huge cock right now.

    Within a half hour, 21 pictures of random penises arrived. It is amazing what a man can convince himself of when he's horny

  9. #9
    Moderator yoda57us's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2002
    Location
    at the Y
    Posts
    10,035
    Thanks
    2,878
    Thanked 5,834 Times in 2,332 Posts
    My Mood
    Goofy

    Default Re: Craigslist Ad

    Quote Originally Posted by SportsWriter2
    Yoda, I never knew what a problem you had with crack whores invading your life.
    They're not invading my life any more than Brazilians who keep asking you to "Fook" them are invading yours Sporty, but they are part of the scenery in the sex trade.
    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    Sophia_Starina is a sensible stripper...Naked all the way.....
    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    Double team! 2 latinas with big tits!!

  10. #10
    Banned Katrine's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2003
    Posts
    13,855
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: Craigslist Ad

    Come on motherfucker, come on motherfucker, let's THROW DOOOOOWN, hey fellas!!!!!.........

    "Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
    "And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion

    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

  11. #11
    Moderator yoda57us's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2002
    Location
    at the Y
    Posts
    10,035
    Thanks
    2,878
    Thanked 5,834 Times in 2,332 Posts
    My Mood
    Goofy

    Default Re: Craigslist Ad

    Quote Originally Posted by smartcookie
    Heh I have a story.

    In March, when I was back in New York, a friend and I got plastered. At 5AM, we made it back to her place, and I decided to use her computer to conduct a Craigslist experiment. This was my add:

    Hot Blonde Co-Ed Needs to Be Fucked

    I'm a 19 year old blonde, 5'5, 110 llbs. and 34DD. I'm hot and horny rand I need a big stud to come on over and service me. But first, I need to see your equipment. Send me a photo of your huge cock right now.

    Within a half hour, 21 pictures of random penises arrived. It is amazing what a man can convince himself of when he's horny
    Hmmmm....I was in New York for most of last March.....Half the CL adds for Pro's start with lines like that but you get extra creativity credit for the interactive request!
    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    Sophia_Starina is a sensible stripper...Naked all the way.....
    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    Double team! 2 latinas with big tits!!

  12. #12
    Moderator yoda57us's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2002
    Location
    at the Y
    Posts
    10,035
    Thanks
    2,878
    Thanked 5,834 Times in 2,332 Posts
    My Mood
    Goofy

    Default Re: Craigslist Ad

    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    Come on motherfucker, come on motherfucker, let's THROW DOOOOOWN, hey fellas!!!!!.........

    Quick! Somebody hold Kat back before she HURTS someone!

    I'm a lover, not a fighter
    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    Sophia_Starina is a sensible stripper...Naked all the way.....
    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    Double team! 2 latinas with big tits!!

  13. #13
    God/dess mr_punk's Avatar
    Joined
    Feb 2003
    Location
    Arrr! gimme no trouble, girl! Cap'n Trumpet's the name. Now, blow it.
    Posts
    2,863
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 14 Times in 13 Posts

    Default Re: Craigslist Ad

    Quote Originally Posted by sander8son
    So i posted an ad on craigslist the other day and got zero responses.
    LOL...nice ad, sandy. perhaps, you'll get more responses if you throw in a burrito.
    Quote Originally Posted by sander8son
    oh right, the point. i forgot. has anyone ever had any success on here? and by success i mean getting a reply of anykind, let alone actually meetin up with someone
    yoda is correct about their erotic services section. overall, CL is bad news for customers. although, it is useful as a cheap method of advertisement for sex workers. on a side note, my favorite FBSM (since retired) used to advertise with CL in the therapeutic section when she first started out. LOL...tantric massage...my ass. she offered her services for tantric massage as a way to fly UTR. otherwise, she wouldn't know a tantric massage, if it hit her in the head.
    Is it not a problem that the woman have a smaller brain than a man? The government scientist Dr. Yamuka has proved it is size of squirrel. - Borat

    Alan Marciano
    : Oh, man...(to himself) Why did I get mixed up with that bitch?
    Lt. Vincent Hanna: Cause she's got a great ass and you got your head all the way up it! - from the movie "Heat".

  14. #14
    Featured Member sander8son's Avatar
    Joined
    May 2003
    Location
    Under Bridge 227 on I-95, Massachusetts
    Posts
    1,621
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts

    Default Re: Craigslist Ad

    yah, i didnt post that in erotic services. i posted it in casual encounters. but i suppose i couldve posted it there too. lol.

  15. #15
    Moderator yoda57us's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2002
    Location
    at the Y
    Posts
    10,035
    Thanks
    2,878
    Thanked 5,834 Times in 2,332 Posts
    My Mood
    Goofy

    Default Re: Craigslist Ad

    You could have, but I've never met a pro who worked for slurpees...at least not in Dedham. The hard core slurpee junkies all work the north shore....
    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    Sophia_Starina is a sensible stripper...Naked all the way.....
    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    Double team! 2 latinas with big tits!!

  16. #16
    Member Sophia81's Avatar
    Joined
    Aug 2005
    Location
    Miami Beach
    Posts
    24
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: Craigslist Ad

    I want Yoda to be my Sugar Daddy!

    a girl can dream can't she???


    Sophia

  17. #17
    Moderator yoda57us's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2002
    Location
    at the Y
    Posts
    10,035
    Thanks
    2,878
    Thanked 5,834 Times in 2,332 Posts
    My Mood
    Goofy

    Default Re: Craigslist Ad

    YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    Thanks Sophia, you just made my day!
    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    Sophia_Starina is a sensible stripper...Naked all the way.....
    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    Double team! 2 latinas with big tits!!

  18. #18
    Banned Katrine's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2003
    Posts
    13,855
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: Craigslist Ad

    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia81
    I want Yoda to be my Sugar Daddy!

    a girl can dream can't she???
    No, he's MINE ALL MINE!!!! I'll KY wrestle ya for him?

    "Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
    "And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion

    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

  19. #19
    Moderator yoda57us's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2002
    Location
    at the Y
    Posts
    10,035
    Thanks
    2,878
    Thanked 5,834 Times in 2,332 Posts
    My Mood
    Goofy

    Default Re: Craigslist Ad

    Damn! I Love the internet!

    Fortunately, there's enough of me to go around....
    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    Sophia_Starina is a sensible stripper...Naked all the way.....
    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    Double team! 2 latinas with big tits!!

  20. #20
    Featured Member lunchbox's Avatar
    Joined
    Sep 2005
    Location
    falling from grace
    Posts
    1,943
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 8 Times in 6 Posts

    Default Re: Craigslist Ad

    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us
    Damn! I Love the internet!

    Fortunately, there's enough of me to go around....
    Yeah, but that darned intarweb is such a tease.

  21. #21
    Moderator yoda57us's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2002
    Location
    at the Y
    Posts
    10,035
    Thanks
    2,878
    Thanked 5,834 Times in 2,332 Posts
    My Mood
    Goofy

    Default Re: Craigslist Ad

    ?????
    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    Sophia_Starina is a sensible stripper...Naked all the way.....
    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    Double team! 2 latinas with big tits!!

  22. #22
    God/dess FBR's Avatar
    Joined
    May 2003
    Posts
    8,351
    Thanks
    85
    Thanked 342 Times in 244 Posts
    Blog Entries
    3
    My Mood
    Mellow

    Default Re: Craigslist Ad

    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    No, he's MINE ALL MINE!!!! I'll KY wrestle ya for him?
    Yoda is my god. There is no god but Yoda.

    FBR

    PS: Yoda just teasing. You are a respected man amongst men I should be so lucky
    Once again I have embraced my addiction and have put off the moral dilemma to another day.

  23. #23
    Banned Katrine's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2003
    Posts
    13,855
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: Craigslist Ad

    I respect you as well FBR. You two bring just enough sanity into this forum of nutjobs, hehehe....

    "Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
    "And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion

    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

  24. #24
    God/dess FBR's Avatar
    Joined
    May 2003
    Posts
    8,351
    Thanks
    85
    Thanked 342 Times in 244 Posts
    Blog Entries
    3
    My Mood
    Mellow

    Default Re: Craigslist Ad

    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    I respect you as well FBR. You two bring just enough sanity into this forum of nutjobs, hehehe....
    Kat LOL thank you hon.

    You know, it sucks. I used to think of you as a sexy mutha and now I have to view you as someone who could plan my financial future probably better than I could. Kinda surreal...in a good way

    FBR

    PS: OK fine Id bang bongos with you anytime you want
    Once again I have embraced my addiction and have put off the moral dilemma to another day.

  25. #25
    Moderator yoda57us's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2002
    Location
    at the Y
    Posts
    10,035
    Thanks
    2,878
    Thanked 5,834 Times in 2,332 Posts
    My Mood
    Goofy

    Default Re: Craigslist Ad

    Thank you Sophia, thank you Kat and thank you FBR. I try and get all of that sanity stuff out of my sytem on this forum. The real world is way to fucked-up to go around acting sane in!

    ....and now back to my Kat/Sophia/KY fantasies......
    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    Sophia_Starina is a sensible stripper...Naked all the way.....
    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    Double team! 2 latinas with big tits!!

Page 1 of 9 123 ... LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. The best of Craigslist
    By JRA33606 in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 07-20-2008, 09:52 AM
  2. Craigslist and me.
    By alessandra in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 14
    Last Post: 01-05-2008, 08:54 PM
  3. The Best of Craigslist
    By BrunetteGoddess in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 02-07-2007, 10:41 PM
  4. craigslist
    By Jillian in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 09-01-2006, 04:40 PM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •