One of my many favorite channels on the cable box is the Comedy Central Channel.
This Holiday they did a multi-repeat performance of Jeff Foxworthy,Bill Engval and Larry the Cable Guy's Blue Collar Comedy Tour. I could connect or should I say relate to some of the jokes and parodies that were on this show! A sign I guess having the roots or background (embarrassing as it is) of a redneck family... LOL!
If anyone hasn't seen it, they should. If you are from Arkansas, Louisiana, Texas or any of the States deemed redneck, bible belt, ect... you just might get a kick out of the show.
I was falling out of my seat laughing at Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a Redneck if..." skit, and Bill Engval's "Here's your sign"! Their Standup comedy acts included down home everyday jokes about marriage, kids, to a redneck funeral..
They included their personal accounts in life in joke form that are so funny anyone living in any of the states listed above would be going... "Yea, I have some family like that back at home too"!
Jeff Foxforthy was cracking me up with "You might be a redneck if you are accussed of lying through your tooth". or "You might be a redneck if your caught wearing a tube top to a funeral". "You might be a redneck if you drink a beer during a Ulogy at a funeral"...
Of Course Bill Engval gave his account on marriage, and having been married for 20 something years... he said that you know you been married a long time when you are in the middle of having sex with your wife and you feel beady little eyes just staring at you and it's your two dogs watching you from the end of your bed! and you know that you must be doing something right while making love to your wife when your dogs start growling at you! and you really know when there's a problem when you rip your wife's bra off and throw it out onto the floor and the dogs bring it back to you. LOL!
Anyhow... let me know if any of you watch this stuff so I know I'm not the only silly little blonde redneck out there... GRIN![]()




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