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    So this past Fri. I was shopping early. I left the house in a hurry, putting my hair up on top of my head in a bun, w/a wooden stick to hold it in place. Over that I pulled on a wool cap my neighbor gave me, my reg. casual clothes/coat, etc.
    After shopping, I stopped in Panera bread for a latte/muffin, & just to the side I noticed this lady REALLY STARING @ me I just ignored it, got my stuff & left.
    When I got home, I caught sight of my self in the mirror, & the wooden stick was poking out of the cap, it looked like someone had jammed a giant wooden knitting needle in my head & left it there.


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    Girl,you are way too funny!!!
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    LOL!!!! Too funny!!

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    LOL...reminds me of when I used to work in a law office. I always wore my hair up while I was working...and one day, being absent minded, I jammed a pencil in my hair because I didn't have any place to put it. I always forgot that I put pencil in my hair. At the end of the day, I was rushing to the train and people would just keep staring at me. I passed Marshall Fields and caught a glimpse of my reflection and saw that I had about 10 different pens and pencils stuck in different places in my hair. Oy vey.

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    oMG, that's too funny!!! I remember once, I had gotten up in the morning and hadn't even brushed my hair, just pulled it up to take a shower, got dressed, did my makeup, but unlike most peole, for some reason, I've never felt comfortable standing up and looking in the bathroom mirror to do my make up, i just use a small compact. Well, I had never fixed my hair, did all of my shopping and got back in my car, that's when I realized that my hair was the worst hair do i had ever seen!!!

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    thats hilarious.. at least you were just in panera bread, and not in a more public place...

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    Default Re: Wondered Y she was staring...

    Quote Originally Posted by VenusGoddess
    LOL...reminds me of when I used to work in a law office. I always wore my hair up while I was working...and one day, being absent minded, I jammed a pencil in my hair because I didn't have any place to put it. I always forgot that I put pencil in my hair. At the end of the day, I was rushing to the train and people would just keep staring at me. I passed Marshall Fields and caught a glimpse of my reflection and saw that I had about 10 different pens and pencils stuck in different places in my hair. Oy vey.
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    I twirl my hair around a wooden chopstick now and then, then jam it through my hair to make a VERY wacked out bun. I love it. I get some interesting comments about it!
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    AHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOL!!!!!!!!!! That is too funny!
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    I left work with a (strip costume) nurse's hat on, got paid, said goodbye to the other girls, walked through the city, caught the bus, walked home from the corner, through a group of shops, walked through our set of townhouses, greeted neighbours, unlocked our front door and hubbie says "why are you still wearing your nurses hat?"

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    LMAO that's hilarious!!!

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    Ha, that's funny!
    A girl who works with my friend walked into her class a few weeks ago and realised she still had her hair wrapped up in a towel from when she took a shower that morning, lol!

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    Default Re: Wondered Y she was staring...

    It would have been funnier if the stick had feathers attached to the end, looking like an arrow.

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