good god, I know the wimmenz here can't understand, but crap, it hurts. The guys here will back me up, it sucks.
good god, I know the wimmenz here can't understand, but crap, it hurts. The guys here will back me up, it sucks.



my boyfriend explained the pain to me once, it doesn't sound fun! Sorry for your pain!


"rack" ?!? whaaaaat???
~*No grave is deep enough to bury the truth*~
While I don't have testicles.. A couple months back I had a Bartholin's Cyst. I can imagine that the pain of racking yourself in the balls (or getting kicked there) might feel similar. Ouchy.
how does one "rack" one's balls? omg!!! the image that comes to mind is the act of racking the balls before a game of pool.....
well, in this particular instance, I was wearing a pair of jeans with no underwear, and I sort of sat down too quickly and I squashed one of the boys between my leg/chair/jeans.



Thats great hydeI always get a chuckle when I see guys sit down fast then double over. The best ever was this guy tossing a can of hairspray in Target. He misses, and gets it in second grab..grunts..and shuffles away.The look on his face was priceless! Ahh, the things that make my day.
I always figure the guys pissed off Athena, and deserve it.
Susie
{the following post is meant in jest, don't get yer panties in a bunch!}Remind me to come to Clevland solely to kick ya square in the whoohaa whilst wearing steel toed boots, maybe then you won't find our pain so amusing.Originally Posted by susie
Athena be damned!




as much as that would be severly unpleasant, i think it wouldn't hurt as much as it would for a man..... now, if i had my ovaries in a bag between my legs and my clitoris was 4 inches long and you kicked me with steeltoed boots, maybe i would understand your pain. but then again, i don't have too much sympathy for you- not until you squeeze a human being out the head of your penis will i admit that you understand pain.Originally Posted by Blade
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~ghandi
i really love your peaches wanna shake your tree....
~steve miller
why not?
~anon
*gaaaaggggg*Originally Posted by venusofwillendorf
*gaaaaaaHAAAAKKKKKKKgaaaaaggggg*
Sickest......post.....EVER....
oooo my duodenum
Now despite that being the most disgusting paragraph, have you had a kid? Just curious if that was a spectator description or first hand knowledge
Mast
People are not ruled by their memories.





It seems preferable to having someone else do it for you.Originally Posted by Mr Hyde
I understand more about pain than most- both the giving and recieving-, 2 major surgeries, kidney stones(which our mid-wife said she would rather give birth than experience ever again), my list goes on.Originally Posted by venusofwillendorf
I wouldn't automatically assume someone doesn't know the meaning of pain unless you know them, and childbirth is far from the be all end all of pain.
Adding to what Blade said.. I lost count of how many times I have heard a childless woman say something like that to a man. Unless you've experienced it for yourself, you can't compare anything to it.
It's funny though.. When I had the cyst.. I remember telling Dan: "This must be what it feels like to get kicked in the nads!". Of course, we'll never know that. But it hurt pretty damn bad. Not worse than childbirth.. But damn close.
Eh Children ALWAYS think they know best Mammy!
Insanity is hereditary.
You get it from your kids.
People are not ruled by their memories.



He talks dirty and asks for an invitation to come visit..hmmm.Perhaps. I do enjoy a hot lesbian.Originally Posted by Blade
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Susie





But is it worse than catching a smidgen of your junk in your zipper? Oh god that sucks.
I was working at a haunted house once when i was 18 and i saw a guy get kicked in the nads so hard one actually ruptured. he was bleeding thru his jeans and convulsing when they took him out on a stretcher later and i think every male in the room was doubled over and gagging in empathy. now THAT was unpleasant.
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waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.
Childbirth isn't SHIT!!! I have been there (3 times mind you, only 2 living though), done that, and got the T-shirts. Ahh hell it's easy; every mother has done it, lol.Originally Posted by venusofwillendorf
You wanna talk about pain? Try having kidney stones. Now that's bloody hell! I would rather go through birth every day for the rest of my life than ever have another stone.
Oh and Mr. Hyde, I feel for your boys, Uke (hubby) says; "sorry man"!
I've been to a few childbirths in my day, and they were great experiences - but I'm glad I don't have to do that.
I've been hammered in the nuts, and I don't ever want that to happen again. The world blocks out, and all you can think about is the roaring, expanding pain from the groin. For not being anywhere close to diaphragm or lungs, it's amazing how it takes your breath away.
I can't believe that we're into a discussion of "my pain is worse than your pain."
Originally Posted by Jay Zeno
Well normally you get that initial 3 seconds of 'Did that really hit my nuts'
And I spend those 3 seconds very wisely convincing the cause of its bad decision.
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People are not ruled by their memories.
Could this be an indicator that there was no intelligent design...???
GOD: O.K. I'm all done designing man. Oh shit, how will he reproduce I forgot to put in his reproductive organs. Well, I guess I'll just stick them outside .....
Eve, "O.K. Adam. Eat this apple or I'll hit you in the nuts again!"

This is the nicest thing anyone has said to me recently...I'm a hot lesbian! WOOT!!Originally Posted by susie
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Here's one both sexes can understand....
kidney stone
I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.
Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.
NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.





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