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    Default Uh... God... I am getting so fat....

    Between Thanksgiving, Christmas, Vacations, and New Years... I am getting so fat! How come it takes six months to take of what two months puts on?

    Ugh.

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    Default Re: Uh... God... I am getting so fat....

    Putting it on is fun and easy. Taking it off (the weight that is) takes discipline. I'm sure you're still sexy, don't stress!

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    Default Re: Uh... God... I am getting so fat....

    I hear you. I had a nightmare last night that I had a double chin. Granted, I have gained a few pounds, but I keep checking in the mirror waiting for that damned double chin.

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    Default Re: Uh... God... I am getting so fat....

    i have gained tons of weight, its starting to depress me, so my boyfriend and I are going to start working out together, it should be interesting!

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    It's a seasonal/cyclic thing- lack of sunlight + cold weather causes the brain to demand more, heavier food than the rest of the year. If you get some sun during the rest of the year, your appetite will decrease.
    Plus weight gain with aging is an evolutionary hedge to protect mammals against dying sooner due to illness or environmental stressors.

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    Default Re: Uh... God... I am getting so fat....

    we should all get fat on purpose so that everyone can be normal

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    Default Re: Uh... God... I am getting so fat....

    I've had WAY too much to eat over the holidays, but I'm getting ready to get on some type of diet soon enough- or at least eat healthier. I won't lie, though- the turkey and ham were totally worth it!

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    I also have put on the winter weight, now I will be working extra hard to take it off! At least I'm not the only one, w/ the holiday weight gain

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    oh god being in New Orleans around the holidays I feel like I've gained 80 pounds. And I feel like more of a fatass because I posted on some bodybuilding site what my diet was BEFORE I started eating like crap this week and one person said "with a diet like that you'll never tighten up" or something. of course since I don't want to look like a female version of He-Man (is that She-Ra?) I think I'll avoid that site from now on.

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    Default Re: Uh... God... I am getting so fat....

    For the same reason it takes 6 months to recover what you lost in the stock market in 2 months.

    Exactly the same. (Except you can lose it a lot faster in the market.)

    By the way, stop eating those high cal snacks and send me back that fruitcake!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny
    oh god being in New Orleans around the holidays I feel like I've gained 80 pounds. And I feel like more of a fatass because I posted on some bodybuilding site what my diet was BEFORE I started eating like crap this week and one person said "with a diet like that you'll never tighten up" or something. of course since I don't want to look like a female version of He-Man (is that She-Ra?) I think I'll avoid that site from now on.
    Aww, you gotta remember that those people are hardcore - women are shooting for bodyfat under ten percent, which is very difficult to attain. I'm sure your diet is fine - just stick with what your trainer is telling you

    And oh yeah, I'm feeling like a cow too - heh. Thank god the holidays are OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    NOW I'm happy I dont "do" holidays.... I figured it's more convinient to work through thouse well paying holiday hours and public holidays, eat healthy whole december, and hit the january sales fit, well and wealthy

    Just keep in mind women, most people would be far better off eating from their bio litter box rather than their fridge.. And i've skipped the alcohol too! Very HARD for a eager wine drinker suck as myself. Uh, but I've grown sick of the swelling it brings.

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    Default Re: Uh... God... I am getting so fat....

    I ate way too much over the holidays too. A friend bought me an M&M dispenser for my birthday and I ate way too many M&M's. Time to get my ass back in shape!

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    If this makes you all feel any better, the average human in the past 2-3K years of recorded history has gone from a life expectancy of THIRTY years (in the Middle Ages) to our current artificially extended lifespan of seventy-odd years. (Medication, surgery, etc.) WHAT is my point? Your noble little body is trying to ensure health & longevity on its own, not understanding modern life. Your reptile brain still thinks we live in caves, waiting for big kill to lumber by.
    So forgive yourself & hit the gym!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deogol
    Between Thanksgiving, Christmas, Vacations, and New Years... I am getting so fat! How come it takes six months to take of what two months puts on?

    Ugh.

    Today is the day to "start"; I'm waiting for tomorrow!
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    Well not to brag but sorta Ive been working out during the holidays ...lost a lb but didnt pork out....but I have been pigging out so now holidays are over. Thank god...I swear its like its fatty food time of the year. Everything fatty n bad for you must be put in your blow hole or something.
    Now I can get back to a better routine.
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    I don't normally pork-out too much over the holidays, it's just that I lay around soo much when its this time of year. Hell, its 70 degrees here today, and I could have gone jogging, BUT........
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    I was stuck in bed for 2 weeks after Thanksgiving (broken femur during the T-Day football game), and I'm still trying to get to the point where I can move properly, again. I'm afraid to get on a scale, since I was always fairly active before, and I know my metabolism is slowing down severly from what it once was. I feel like my abs have gone from a six-pack to a keg in a little over a month.

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    Aww, you gotta remember that those people are hardcore - women are shooting for bodyfat under ten percent, which is very difficult to attain. I'm sure your diet is fine - just stick with what your trainer is telling you
    I listed a diet of a low carb protein shake for breakfast, a salad for lunch, grilled chicken or fish with veggies for dinner and nuts or a protien/low carb bar as a snack if I need one. I hardly think that's the diet of a fat ass but I sure was made to feel like it! And when I said I work out 3 days a week with a trainer they were telling me I have to be more specific and having a full time job is no excuse! Hell if I recall whatever I do with my trainer from day to day in detail. That is why I have a trainer! I'm a lazy ass who needs motivation dammit! After looking at some of the pics of what people post as "attractive" on that site I think I don't want their advice. Sure, I want a firm butt but I don't want to look like a dude either.

    Now what did I eat today? Popcorn with BUTTER and a Dr. Pepper at the movies for breakfast. Rice, turkey, black eyed peas, creamed cabbage, a muffin, roasted pecans, and a cream soda for lunch. Maybe I'll have a whole pie for dinner to finish it off! Yeah, tomorrow I'm getting back to my healthful eating. Sometimes when I eat like a pig for a week it makes me realize I'd really PREFER to eat less.

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    I have put on heaps of weight too, and its summer here so its hard to hide it! I've just broken up with my boyfriend so instead of starting up smoking or drinking again Im going to start working out at the gym for my stress relief so it has a positive effect on me!

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    I was lucky enough to be eating thanksgiving dinner on a stomach full of protein bars, so I didn't eat much.

    On christmas, well Masty had to handle some family issues which made him sort of miss dinner.

    Whatcha gonna do ya know?

    I still have to wash myself with a rag on a stick. So Mission accomplished!
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    Aww, you gotta remember that those people are hardcore - women are shooting for bodyfat under ten percent, which is very difficult to attain.
    Not only difficult to attain, but dangerous for women to attain. This shouldn't be any woman's goal under any circumstances.
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    I believe I've read over numerous health sites that say people only actually put on between 1 to 3 lbs thru the holidays; the only problem being "we" don't take it back off, thus the yearly rises in weight gain. So don't feel guilty, just work a little harder afterwards!
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