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    http://www.local6.com/news/5733328/detail.html


    Man Breaks Into Woman's Home, Puts Porn On Computer

    POSTED: 11:52 am EST December 30, 2005
    UPDATED: 3:42 pm EST December 30, 2005

    FREMONT, Calif. -- A woman in California called police to report that an intruder broke into her home and added pornography to her computer.

    The woman in Fremont said she woke up and was startled to see a stranger typing away on her computer.

    Police said the intruder fled, but left behind an altered screen saver that featured erotic images.

    Nothing was reported stolen.

    Neither the woman nor her 9-year-old daughter were hurt.






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    Default Re: I bet it was Mast....

    uhm nooooooo

    it was only till recently when casual observer pointed out that the internet was for porn.

    And I said "What is this porn"

    So I typed porn into my Mysearch Toolbar <it protects me from things on the internet like useful information and intelligent design> and I said WOW.

    I was busy for a couple of minutes.

    These allegations are false.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Oh so you're saying that CO started you on your road to ruin? First pop ups for Hot Teen Anal Sheep Sex sites, now breaking and entering? Can he be tried as an associate in this?
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    Default Re: I bet it was Mast....

    doubt it, he put the gun in my hand. he didn't make me pull the trigger. No pun intendid.

    And...wait..

    there is Hot Teen Anal Sheep Sex sites?!

    I need links...for research...
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    I always figured you for more of a Grandma Horse Sex site kinda guy....

    But hey, if you roll on CO, you might get a deal with the D.A.
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    haha. I'm banging the D.A. and his sister!

    Eh. Porn is for suckers. And idiots.

    I am both.

    but I use newsgroups.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Default Re: I bet it was Mast....

    Does Mast get blamed for everything around here? If so, I need him to come along on my next tax audit.
    My latest conspiracy theory: I am convinced that Dick Cheney is, in reality, Elmer Fudd.

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    Default Re: I bet it was Mast....

    Sure, why not? ^Amateur night, great, should we all strip?


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