1. Drop 25lbs by May 1 (have begun already)
2. Return to my basement gym
3. Get fit enough to take a karate class
4. Enter a serious, spirtually satisfying, adult relationship (i.e., get laid)
1. Drop 25lbs by May 1 (have begun already)
2. Return to my basement gym
3. Get fit enough to take a karate class
4. Enter a serious, spirtually satisfying, adult relationship (i.e., get laid)
And Boy do you need #4.
And coming from me....thats...well...whoa.
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People are not ruled by their memories.
Like everyone else I just want to get in better shape. I also want to save some money and figure myself out. Guess it was those same things last year too.




My resolutions are to eat better and workout more. Even if it is a day i am too tired, i will atleast get 15-20 minutes of cardio/stretching in.
Drink a glass of water between every alcoholic drink i have at the bar... to stay hydrated and prevent myself from being motor-mouth drinker. Limit myself to 3-4 drinks when i am partying with my girls.




Stay more appreciative of the great things in life .... health/great family,,,, and to stop getting sidetracked by pointless things that wont matter a year from now! Such as saying the wrong thing to a guy... ect ect. ( I tend to be hard on myself)
Keep my house clean/ some volunteer work
To be more assertive
Good luck to all you ladies and men with your resolutions!





No resolutions just plans however I have learnt that I also need to be flexible with these plans as alot of times my life rarely goes along according to my plan..
* Be a reliable, professional agency/private dancer and only have to travel up/down the Coast for work. I would rather fork out $$ for fuel and car maintenance than out-of-state travel expenses
* Have the DWT HSC sell itself by the end of the year
* Win one stripper competition this year (I want another title LOL!)
* Do not stress about money.. it comes.. it goes (and sometimes seems to go more than come) however it is forever moving/flowing. Realise the Universe does look after me (I know it does however I lapse in that "knowing" alot).
* Save to invest
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Mine are as follows:
- to stop working in the adult entertainment industry and start modeling
- find a decent wonderful boyfriend
yours?
Wait...I'm single...male....and decent....do I have to be both? I'll send a headshot.
LOL.
My resolutions are to read more. Kill Cable telivision and Pat Robertson, and to see how many licks it does take to get to the center of the tootsiepop. By 2007 the world will know.
Mast
People are not ruled by their memories.





My resolutions:
To continue to battle my pill addiction.
To go visit home (NY).
To get into more magazines, and maybe some calanders and posters!
To go back to school.
To finally learn some $&^@^$!!!$#@^T&#[email protected] pole tricks!
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."


to work out at least 5 days a week and stay in GOOD shape...watch my diet too...
get a BA...be in playboy...work in the club molre...save my money...and not get too fucked up at work.......keep my grades up in school and get my motorcycle license so i can ride legally this summer!!



effin hilariousOriginally Posted by Blade
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There is no salvation in becoming adapted to a world which is crazy.
Henry Miller
...to take the best fuckin' "nudie" pictures I possibly can and to make some very beautiful women very happy with the pics I take of them. Oh, and to still be known as the best locomotive photographer in Kansas City...that ones easy!
Devilution Imaging!
"Sexy...sexy as hell"





Get a girlfriend![]()
OooOOooo I'm going to learn to pee.
STAND ING UP.
People are not ruled by their memories.





I want to fix my credit,
Buy a house,
If you want the present to be differant from the past, study the past.
Baruch Spindza
It is what it is, not what you want it to become, that's important -- at least for now. Today, remember that things worth having are worth waiting for!
The Stars
Minds are like parachutes: They only function when open.
Thomas Dewar
Dont throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water.
Swedish Proverb
Resolution: To not have any that I'll soon eventually fuck up and feel guilty for!
"A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you."
Francoise Sagan
^ LOL!!!!
To curse less- my nephews are impressionable.
Pay for a new roof on my mom's house- yeah, I'm thrilled about that one.
Start fighting "gentrification" in my area by hanging clothes outside to dry, buying some yard chickens, mad-dogging the neighbors, and drinking beer on the front lawn- in short, staying Old School Mexican-American





Sleep with 4 stripperwebbers so i can beat my record from last year. This time I hope they are females.
You can't love something you think is flawless - me
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