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    so i was getting a tension headache the other night, and i thought it might be funny to put my cheap ass hitachi wannabe homedics vibrator on my forehead, like they do in the photos on most of the boxes. it worked! i massaged my forehead with it, and the headache completely went away for about an hour! then i did it again, and it went away for good. massagers for non-erotic massage- who'd've thunk it?
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    Thats hilarious. A good laugh indeed.

    They work well pressed against your temple. Very relaxing. I've sneaked in the use of my GFs toy to cure the odd headache.

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    Lol Ackman.. I would love to see the look on your girlfriend's face when she walked in and saw her vibrator on your head!

    I have a feeling it would look a little something like this:

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    When I worked in the sex toy industry, we'd all have small, powerful plastic vibes JUST to work out the crud when we had sinus problems.
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    i have one of those small powerful fingervibes, paige! i have to try it on my head!
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    That's a great idea!!!! I have actually used my toy to get rid of cramps. It really helped.
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