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    Whose music is worse Ashlee or Jessica Simpson? I am going to say Ashlee her wannabe rock star routine, makes me ill!! Jessica sucks too but she is pop,
    Ashlee's worst song: L.O.V.E. and Lala,
    Jessica's worst: I think I'm in love, Irresistible

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    They both fit nicely in my OMG TEH SUCK bin. I had to fold Jessica's big face a few times, but they fit.
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    I have to disagree on Jessica's worst songs i think the worst song is..... hmm actually i don't know the name, lol but it goes like......nothing but a tshirt on i never felt so beautiful baby as i do now.. now that i'm with you.

    I think it really sucks!!! everytime i'm in the car especially with a male their like wtf?

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowy_chic
    Actaually I think they are both very talented young ladies...
    I agree with snowy_chic. They're both talented. My favorite is Jessica.

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    They both sound like a baby being hit with a bag of cats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paintbaby
    They both sound like a baby being hit with a bag of cats.

    Best review ever.
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    They sing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter
    Best review ever.
    Agreed. However....it's pop. And as such...I expect it to suck. It's called "bubblegum" for a reason, you know. It's sweet and delicious and boring after a few minutes. It honestly doesn't bother me. If either one of these young ladies tries to pull an "Oh, I am an artist" card, then maybe I'll care. Until then, they're good playable disposable songs for a month or two. Who cares? And, hate it or not, wanna guess what they'll be playing on "oldies/hits of the 00's" stations in 15 years? Yup.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paintbaby
    They both sound like a baby being hit with a bag of cats.
    Bravo! You've described it perfectly.. LOL
    I agree with Paige.. Best review ever!

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    I think Ashlee is a good pop song writer- she should do a Linda Perry and go behind the scenes, because she's just not pleasing to watch.
    I don't mean ugly, but someone that inspires that "I'm so embarassed for you" feeling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stipperella
    I have to disagree on Jessica's worst songs i think the worst song is..... hmm actually i don't know the name, lol but it goes like......nothing but a tshirt on i never felt so beautiful baby as i do now.. now that i'm with you.

    I think it really sucks!!! everytime i'm in the car especially with a male their like wtf?
    I love this song mostly because is sooo her. i thought it was adorable.

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    They both suck... the both sound like I dont know how to describe it... a cat with its tail in a blander? I dont know their music makes me feel sick... I would have to say it gives me heart burn...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward
    They sing?
    haaaa...

    BOTH suck ass! I think Ashlee is worse though. L.O.V.E. has got to be the worst song ever. Lord.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paintbaby
    They both sound like a baby being hit with a bag of cats.
    That's one of the funniest things i've read here LOL!

    And how are either of them talented? I mean hell, Ashley couldn't even lip sync well! Jessica is pretty but then again pretty girls are a dime a dozen and there's no talent involved in it.



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    I beg to differ...perhaps I am biased since I am a big fan of Jessica Simpson. I think she's a very talented young lady whose career will only get better with time. She's one of a select few celebrities who can both sing and act. Some may not like neither her singing nor her acting however it cannot be denied that she is indeed a credible singer and actor having starred in a major hollywood motion picture, a TV series, and released several music CDs under a major mainstream media company, namely the SONY Music label.

    Talent is in the eye of the beholder.

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    Yuck, Ashlee can't sing worth a shit. Jessica isn't great either but at least she is beautiful. I am not much on pop music but Christina Aguilara (spelling?) has an awesome voice.

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    I prefer Ashlee to Jessica, I dont listen to her music, but if I HAD to choose to listen to one, Ashlesit's closer to my taste.

    I'd fuck the shit out of eaither one if I could or both at the same time, but I would again choose Ashlee if I only got one. She seems more fun, has a better attitude, and is more petite which is my type.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paintbaby
    They both sound like a baby being hit with a bag of cats.
    LMAO!!!!!!! This whole thread just made me giggle!!!!

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