Whose music is worse Ashlee or Jessica Simpson? I am going to say Ashlee her wannabe rock star routine, makes me ill!! Jessica sucks too but she is pop,
Ashlee's worst song: L.O.V.E. and Lala,
Jessica's worst: I think I'm in love, Irresistible
Whose music is worse Ashlee or Jessica Simpson? I am going to say Ashlee her wannabe rock star routine, makes me ill!! Jessica sucks too but she is pop,
Ashlee's worst song: L.O.V.E. and Lala,
Jessica's worst: I think I'm in love, Irresistible





They both fit nicely in my OMG TEH SUCK bin. I had to fold Jessica's big face a few times, but they fit.
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I have to disagree on Jessica's worst songs i think the worst song is..... hmm actually i don't know the name, lol but it goes like......nothing but a tshirt on i never felt so beautiful baby as i do now.. now that i'm with you.
I think it really sucks!!! everytime i'm in the car especially with a male their like wtf?
I agree with snowy_chic. They're both talented. My favorite is Jessica.Originally Posted by snowy_chic
They both sound like a baby being hit with a bag of cats.





Originally Posted by Paintbaby
Best review ever.
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."





They sing?





Agreed. However....it's pop. And as such...I expect it to suck. It's called "bubblegum" for a reason, you know. It's sweet and delicious and boring after a few minutes. It honestly doesn't bother me. If either one of these young ladies tries to pull an "Oh, I am an artist" card, then maybe I'll care. Until then, they're good playable disposable songs for a month or two. Who cares? And, hate it or not, wanna guess what they'll be playing on "oldies/hits of the 00's" stations in 15 years? Yup.Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter
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Bravo! You've described it perfectly.. LOLOriginally Posted by Paintbaby
I agree with Paige.. Best review ever!
I think Ashlee is a good pop song writer- she should do a Linda Perry and go behind the scenes, because she's just not pleasing to watch.
I don't mean ugly, but someone that inspires that "I'm so embarassed for you" feeling.
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I love this song mostly because is sooo her. i thought it was adorable.Originally Posted by Stipperella
They both suck... the both sound like I dont know how to describe it... a cat with its tail in a blander? I dont know their music makes me feel sick... I would have to say it gives me heart burn...





haaaa...Originally Posted by Susan Wayward
BOTH suck ass! I think Ashlee is worse though. L.O.V.E. has got to be the worst song ever. Lord.
That's one of the funniest things i've read here LOL!Originally Posted by Paintbaby
And how are either of them talented? I mean hell, Ashley couldn't even lip sync well!Jessica is pretty but then again pretty girls are a dime a dozen and there's no talent involved in it.
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I beg to differ...perhaps I am biased since I am a big fan of Jessica Simpson. I think she's a very talented young lady whose career will only get better with time. She's one of a select few celebrities who can both sing and act. Some may not like neither her singing nor her acting however it cannot be denied that she is indeed a credible singer and actor having starred in a major hollywood motion picture, a TV series, and released several music CDs under a major mainstream media company, namely the SONY Music label.
Talent is in the eye of the beholder.
Yuck, Ashlee can't sing worth a shit. Jessica isn't great either but at least she is beautiful. I am not much on pop music but Christina Aguilara (spelling?) has an awesome voice.




I prefer Ashlee to Jessica, I dont listen to her music, but if I HAD to choose to listen to one, Ashlesit's closer to my taste.
I'd fuck the shit out of eaither one if I could or both at the same time, but I would again choose Ashlee if I only got one. She seems more fun, has a better attitude, and is more petite which is my type.
LMAO!!!!!!! This whole thread just made me giggle!!!!Originally Posted by Paintbaby
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