Soooooo Tuesday night I worked at my retail job. Nothing new, nothing out of the ordinary, blah blah blah...
It's getting close to closing time (12am) and I stop to use the bathroom.
WHILST I PEE I get bitten by a spider. I fling the freaking evil spawn of hell and stomp on it, cussing as any proper NY lady would.
So for the next hour it swells huge, turns Hooker Lipstick Red, and starts to itch and become Gods Awful Sore.
Egads.
Well I come home, bitch about it, and my guy says to calm down and just Calamine it and take an allergy pill or two. The bite doesnt look like a Recluse or a Widow bite. Yadda yadda, I do and go to bed.
Well I had to stay home from dancing the next day due to this ginormous WELT. Its on my upper thigh/ass area and I'm QUITE pissed.
I end up saying FUGGITABOUDDIT and go to the ER since at the time my Dr was closed. They slap some Vicodin in me and say to just keep taking allergy meds and ice it.
SO that's my plan. Fun. THanks to this Gods damned state and it's Gods damned army of Evil Murderous Plague of bugs and other mean shit, I am stuck not working. The Dr said not to put makeup on the bite in hopes to keep it VERY clean and not risk getting it infected.
AUGH!
If I have to lose out on my weekend money I will be so MAD.
I hate Florida. I hate the Buick sized bugs, the face-hugging spiders, the biting EVERYTHING.... they're atarting to make the rednecks look good to me.



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. Anyhow, you should take some ibuprofen for the swelling. For the allergy you need to take benadryl. The Calamine lotion should help the itch some too. Keep the wound clean as the doc said don't put make-up on it because it could get infected.




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