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    Yekhefah
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    WWW News From the World of Wine

    Wal-Mart has announced that they will soon be offering customers a new discount item: Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range. Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for cheap wine," said Kathy Micken, director of marketing. She continued, "But the right name is important." Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart brand. The top surveyed names in popularity are:

    10. Chateau Traileur Parc
    9. White Trashfindel
    8. Big Red Gulp
    7. World Championship Riesling
    6. NASCARbernet
    5. Chef Boyardeaux
    4. Peanut Noir
    3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
    2. Grape Expectations

    And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine...

    1. Nasti Spumante

    The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Squirrel), or red meat (Possum).

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    cute one!

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    BWAAHAAAAHHH!!!!!! Check out for some more tasty low-priced wine humor...

    E&J Gallo are really going along with this? [Dang, joke punchline omitted- one of my relatives might be working there soon, can't crack that joke on the Internet.]

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    comedy gold!
    I am lazy and I like to party


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    Ha, don't laugh. I snuck out of the house when I was 16 and went to a party. I ended up drinking a whole bottle of md 20/20, that was most definately the worst puck fest of my life.

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    LOL! I rang in the New Year 1998 in Florida with a bunch of guys from the marching band my freshman year of college. Together we put away four bottles of Boone's Farm. I was raised to appreciate good wine and this stuff was alcoholic Kool-Aid! I was sooo sick the next day!

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