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    My #1 pet peeve at the club:

    Guys who say they never get lap dances. Why the hell are you here, then? I've tried that whole thing - "How do you know you don't like it if you've never tried it? Come on, you should try everything at least once!" - but it only works about half the time.

    And then it's usually followed up with their explanation: "What's the point in getting a lap dance? I'm just gonna get all worked up over nothing." The only response I can think of is, "So it's all just about popping one off ASAP then. Gee, you must be GREAT in bed."

    Seriously, what is the point in coming to the club if you're not going to get a dance?

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    Default Re: "I Don't Get Lapdances."

    I had a simliar thread about it but mostly aimed at married guys. But I am having the same problem...all last night "no I dont get dances..thats crap" literally that was one of my responses.
    I get so frusterated it seems worse than a No. No is fine at least they have a reason for No...but "I dont get dances" arrrgghhhhh!!!!!! *ahh feel better*

    I just ask them why didnt they go to a regular bar instead if they didnt come in to have fun. Then I want to turn into a total bitch but dont for the sake of the rest of my night.
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    Default Re: "I Don't Get Lapdances."

    hey at least they aren't saying "maybe later" and you know to not bother with them in the future.

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    Good point.

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    Default Re: "I Don't Get Lapdances."

    Seriously, what is the point in coming to the club if you're not going to get a dance?
    For me, I find strip clubs interesting because of the actual dancing. I also like to talk to (and stare at) pretty people...it's kind of like the concept of geisha, but with a whole new twist.

    EDIT: It is important to note, however, that I'm a bit odd. =P


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    Default Re: "I Don't Get Lapdances."

    I like lap dances, but I don't want one as soon as I walk in the door. I want to sit, get into the mood of the club, watch a few stage dances, and then go get a lap dance from the dancer that looks most interesting at the time.

    If I just got to the club and there are no open seats next to the stage, I will sit at a table close to the stage, watch the girls dance and tip them from there. If a dancer asks me if I want a dance at that point, I will be honest and tell them "maybe later".

    To me, the whole thing is like foreplay. Watch a little, then get some lap dances and then a VIP dance, and then go home and have some fun with my wife.

    I never understood about guys actually getting off during a lap dance. They are enjoyable as heck when the dancer is good, but it's not enough to actually finish up on.

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    ^^^ I'm with that 100%.

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    Default Re: "I Don't Get Lapdances."

    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah

    And then it's usually followed up with their explanation: "What's the point in getting a lap dance? I'm just gonna get all worked up over nothing." The only response I can think of is, "So it's all just about popping one off ASAP then. Gee, you must be GREAT in bed."
    Exactly, just use that next time!!!

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    Default Re: "I Don't Get Lapdances."

    BackseatBoohoo:

    Then we should tip the pretty people!

    I can at least handle the guys who come in and give the 'dont give lapdance' lame excuse as long as they are tipping. If they aren't tipping or buying dances, in my opinion, the club should motivate them to do one or the other... mine won't.

    I ESPECIALLY hate the guys who sit at the bar and watch you in the mirror (you can totally tell) then tell you the didn't see you dance.

    I guess i just don't like cheapness...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    Exactly, just use that next time!!!
    LOL! Seriously? Would you really say that?

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    Default Re: "I Don't Get Lapdances."

    Well I have two theories

    1.) Some guys don't want to lose the power and be a dancer's beyatch. They know if they have the money and you want it, then they have the power. Once you pussy whip them, they will go home crying like a beyatch realizing they just been hustled out of all their money because they can't say no. They prefer to tip, buy drinks and talk.

    2.) If scenario 1, is not correct management should kick them out. enough said.

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    Default Re: "I Don't Get Lapdances."

    i've gotten larger stage tips and tips for just being there from guys who say that. some guys will only tip stage for whatever reason (gf/married/whatever), and you can talk them into larger tips when you are onstage easily 1/3-1/2 the time, at least in smaller clubs. when it's busy or the club is large, those percentages hold pretty well for me in getting a tip for just being hot/talking for a song if they 'don't get dances'. it gets me anywhere from 10-50$ for just asking. something to try, and if they don't give you some money, then you've only spent a couple minutes on them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuyPOV
    Well I have two theories

    1.) Some guys don't want to lose the power and be a dancer's beyatch. They know if they have the money and you want it, then they have the power. Once you pussy whip them, they will go home crying like a beyatch realizing they just been hustled out of all their money because they can't say no. They prefer to tip, buy drinks and talk.
    Nah theyre probably just wimps who can't handle a lapdance without splooging.

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    I would be interested to find out what some of the girls say in response to this. I usually just wish them a good night and excuse myself at that point. But there must be something cute or persuasive we can say to get them in VIP.

    SOMETIMES these guys will pay you to hang out with them, but not all the time. I never ask for money to sit with a guy but they sometimes end up offering. Is there a polite way to ask other than saying, "I'd love to hang out and chat, but I need to make some money."??

    hmmmmmm....

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    Default Re: "I Don't Get Lapdances."

    Quote Originally Posted by calikristen
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    Then we should tip the pretty people!
    And we most certainly do, and very well, thank you. =D


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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah
    LOL! Seriously? Would you really say that?
    Hmmmm, if they are sitting with other potential spenders, then no. Work the others and they might convince scrub to get a dance if you're GOOD.

    If they say they usually don't get lapdances, then they can be convinced, so no.

    If they are alone, not tipping, cop 'tude, and won't even LOOK you in the eyes when they make a comment like that, then HELL YES!!!! They obviously already hate women and strippers, so it couldn't be worse!

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    Default Re: "I Don't Get Lapdances."

    All,

    I miss getting LD's a lot! The couch dances here are very nice, but it aint the same experience, dahlin'!!! Back in the dim and distant past , like about 1992 or so, I used to be able to go to Deja Vu in Everett , Wa. and obtain a nice medium mileage LD for $10. No more. They have been effectively legislated out of existence there and in Oregon. Or have they? Ricks in Lake City, WA was supposedly a stalwart of the form up until the recent changes to the Law. How were they able to keep going in the face of such a legal climate? Are there any places in Oregon that still offer a traditional LD any more? I sure can't find it, if it exists.... So for me, I am there mostly to buy dances. Sitting at the trough can have it's allure, but the heart of the matter is getting up close and somewhat personal with my lady friends. My $.02 and worth every penny....

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    Default Re: "I Don't Get Lapdances."

    Some guys don't want dances. If you change their minds, it'd take a lot work and it's probably not worth it. As you said, about 1/2 the time, you can beat one dance out of them. To be honest, I think it's all they can afford.
    Last edited by Lizette; 01-07-2006 at 03:59 AM.

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    To the complainers. They are just lookers. They want to see more, they can see more.
    As it is said.

    "There are none so blind, as those who refuse to see!"

    Amen.

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    Just leave,don't waste your time trying to persue this guy...it usually means he doesn't have any money and is just there for a free peep show.........it's like bug repelent.

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    Default Re: "I Don't Get Lapdances."

    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah
    My #1 pet peeve at the club:

    Guys who say they never get lap dances. Why the hell are you here, then? =Seriously, what is the point in coming to the club if you're not going to get a dance?
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    OK so tonight I went to a local club. Had a few beers at the bar and went up to the stage to tip the dancers that I enjoyed. Note that I purposely did not sit at the stage.
    I just wanted to relax and have a few drinks and enjoy the view. A dance would have worked me up and sent me home smelling of perfume (not a good thing).

    I have spent a lot on dances but sometimes you feel like a snack not a meal.


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    Default Re: "I Don't Get Lapdances."

    Sell them a back rub instead. Seriously!


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    Default Re: "I Don't Get Lapdances."

    ^^^
    Now that's excellent advice.

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    I like to say "Im not good enough for your money?" It always works

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    Default Re: "I Don't Get Lapdances."

    I see this statement as a challenge. What the customer is telling me is that I haven't gotten to the real objection to the sale. I need to work harder to fulfill his needs as a customer.

    There are a million reasons why a customer, who is seemingly interested in a girl, will say this. If you can get to the real reason why he doesn't want dances it will be easier to sell at least one to him.

    There are a few reasons why he will never buy a dance, and through gentle probing, you can find out this info as well.


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