My #1 pet peeve at the club:
Guys who say they never get lap dances. Why the hell are you here, then? I've tried that whole thing - "How do you know you don't like it if you've never tried it? Come on, you should try everything at least once!" - but it only works about half the time.
And then it's usually followed up with their explanation: "What's the point in getting a lap dance? I'm just gonna get all worked up over nothing." The only response I can think of is, "So it's all just about popping one off ASAP then. Gee, you must be GREAT in bed."
Seriously, what is the point in coming to the club if you're not going to get a dance?


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