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    Default Re: "I Don't Get Lapdances."

    Quote Originally Posted by colleen
    Sell them a back rub instead. Seriously!
    How much do you charge for this Colleen? Half the price of a dance, or full price? How long does the rub down last?? One song, 2?? I've rubbed the back of a guys neck while dancing for them and they LOVE IT







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    Default Re: "I Don't Get Lapdances."

    Quote Originally Posted by colleen
    Sell them a back rub instead. Seriously!
    D'oh! I totally should have done this the other night.

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    Default Re: "I Don't Get Lapdances."

    As for the back rubs, I don't even ask them. I start rubbing thier necks, while I am jsut talking to them. When they tell me, "I really don't like dances" or whatever, my reply is "Who sais anything about a dance? You are here to relax, right? (of course they are) Then jsut you relax and let me take care of everything!" Thien I procede to give them a KIck-ass backrub, WHILE I am askimg them yes-questions and agiving them instructions!

    The convo sounds like this:

    So you are jsut here to realx, then?

    Well, have I got jsut the thing for you (start rubbing back, neck, shoulders, whatever I can reach!)

    That feels good, doesn't it?

    Lean back for me, please.

    You like that, don't you?

    Lean forward for me, please.

    Bend your head forward, please

    That was nice, wasn't it?

    You are All nice and relaxed now, aren't you?

    So now that you are all nice and relaxed, I bet you would really love a dance (Moving into position and assuming the sale.)

    Sometimes they come around (tonight I sold 4 dances to a guy, starting out this way) and sometimes they jsut want to tip you for the massage. If they don't want the dance, I always prod them a little by saying, "Well, you want to tip me for that wonderful massage, don't you? It was at least as good as a dance, wasn't it?"

    Because if the local laws, we can't actaully set a price for anything, but I strongly hint that they shoudl pay me the same for a backrub as for a dance.

    My backrubs last on e full-length song.
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    Default Re: "I Don't Get Lapdances."

    some guys just don't want dances...but i still talk to them for a bit to get them eader for my stage performance. I had a guy come in...all the girls did "wanna dance" with him and were unsuccessful. I tried to pitch a dance to him...after he said no i spent 10 more minutes with him just because. As a result now I have a custy who comes in a tips me in 20's during my stage performances. So in some cases it may be because he is cheap but not always.
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    Default Re: "I Don't Get Lapdances."

    I forgot to add, while they are getting a backrub, they are likely to open up and let you in on why they are not getting a dance. Then you can work with that. For some reason, the combination of touching them in a very nurtuting way and NOT having direct eye contact seems to help them open up more.


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    I'm going to tell you the cold hard truth........... guys use that line when they are simply not interested in you..........there's no since in you sitting there and begging him after he turns you down......because your making yourself look bad infront of the girls and the men.........I'll also say this........i've seen that scene played out a thousand times.....the girl ask's....the guy says no.....then he goes private with the chick of his choice........ Dont fall victim again..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by lares
    some guys just don't want dances...but i still talk to them for a bit to get them eader for my stage performance. I had a guy come in...all the girls did "wanna dance" with him and were unsuccessful. I tried to pitch a dance to him...after he said no i spent 10 more minutes with him just because. As a result now I have a custy who comes in a tips me in 20's during my stage performances. So in some cases it may be because he is cheap but not always.
    Yeah, some guys just DON'T get dances. Their reasons are either "it does nothing for me", "I think they are too tempting.", or "I would rather just hang out and have a drink with you."
    The last comment is usually followed by me ordering a really expensive drink on his tab, downing it in two gulps and then trotting off to find another victim. I am always polite in these situations, but most of them understand when I say I have to go get some money.
    A lot of the guys I have drinks with that don't want dances end up tipping me at least $5 on stage because they enjoyed our conversation.

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    Default Re: "I Don't Get Lapdances."

    I find in reply to the "I don't get lap dances" I quickly say "I'm sorry, are you gay?" POLITELY, like you're totally serious... this totally crunches his manlyhood-watch how fast that man sits back spreads his legs a bit and says "Hell no I'm not gay... DANCE"

    Works 3 out of 4 times!

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    Default Re: "I Don't Get Lapdances."

    Quote Originally Posted by alley30531
    I find in reply to the "I don't get lap dances" I quickly say "I'm sorry, are you gay?" POLITELY, like you're totally serious... this totally crunches his manlyhood-watch how fast that man sits back spreads his legs a bit and says "Hell no I'm not gay... DANCE"

    Works 3 out of 4 times!
    I suppose if it works for you. However the last girl that tried that also never got another buck and there was no damage to my manly anything, I wrote her off as a flake.

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    Default Re: "I Don't Get Lapdances."

    Quote Originally Posted by colleen
    Sell them a back rub instead. Seriously!
    The current fave Miss J and I started out this way and she only gave me back rubs for the first couple of years I knew her. I already had a regular lap dancer and I was a loyal dog to her at the time.

    Then eventually I and the one I was regular with split up. I hooked up with Miss J again after some time passed and eventually had her dance for me. We have been seeing each other now every two weeks for two years and we do a combination of back rubs and dances for a couple of hours. She charges 1/2 price for the rubs and me rubbing her.

    So I'd say it paid off in the long run for her.

    >>>Sad<<<

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    Default Re: "I Don't Get Lapdances."

    Yes. Backrubs are the magic solution to "i'm just here to relax" "Sorry I'm married" "I jsut got here" " I don't do dances" "I'm just here to relax" "I just had a fight with my girlfriend" and a whole bunch of other silly excuses that make you want t ask, "Well, then, why on EARTH are you here!?!?!?"

    I sell BR's to

    -married guys, (Married? Me too! I won't tell anybody if you dont! Here, I have something for you, too!" )

    -Other girls' regulars (She won't be jealous of a backrub! I pormise. She knows it's jsut a backrub)

    - Guys who jsut got there (Oh, let me help you get in the mood)

    -Extras hounds (Oh, I know skankgirl really does it for you, but she can't do this!)

    -Guys who never, ever get dances (Who said anythign about a dance? This feels good, doesn't it?"

    -Guys who are there to relax, stew over a fight with a woman, stew over their stressful day at work, etc. (Have I got jsut the thing fo ryou! This feels good, doesn't it?)

    It is also a useful tool for turning a no into a yes. It is a perfect opportunity to as lots of yes questions (Feels good, dopesn't it?) and give mild suggestions for them to follow (leqn forward, please. Now lean back, please. Those are jsut my hands. Now imagine what I can do to you with my whole entire body. ) At the end, I tell them they are ready for a dance. They usually agree.

    The trick to this is that you have to give a killer backrub. I do. I have calouses on my hands and super-toned upper arms becaue I literally do dozens of backrubs in a week. I have seen girls try to give backrubs who do not know what they are doing, anhd they don't make the sales. In fact, they often fall flat on thier faces, and the guys complain to me.


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    Default Re: "I Don't Get Lapdances."

    thanks colleen, the back rub technique is a pretty good suggestion for a slow night. on a busier night i wouldn't be bothered with all that but there's a time and place for everything.

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    Default Re: "I Don't Get Lapdances."

    In small town clubs some guys say that they don't buy dances because people know them and talk. These are small business owners many whom are married, and may tip on stage or occasionally give you a twenty for talking to you but are basically "closet" strip club goers.

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    Default Re: "I Don't Get Lapdances."

    move along don't waste time on those guys.

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