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    Default Need a Whacky, Crazy Idea that only the clever SWers can give!

    Ok, so i followed a link to some website that is for fun stupid things to waste your time with.

    Well, during my browsing, I came along a few websites that featured crazy auctions on EBay.

    Here's my plea. I am not creative, I am not clever, I am not that open minded. For the life of me, I couldn't come up with a funny crazy whacky thing to sell on EBay.

    Please! I need suggestions/ideas on stupid things to sell... I wanna be popular like those other auctioneers... boo hoo

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    Default Re: Need a Whacky, Crazy Idea that only the clever SWers can give!

    Ok
    I shouldn't admit this
    but upon its infancy <no lies>

    I sold the following:

    Lifetime supply of oxygen.
    The copyright to the Alphabet
    A class room of children complete with zoom dental shots.
    and my favorite
    Random Ugly Kid's Virginity <my pic>

    Lol...memorrriiieeeesssssss

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    Default Re: Need a Whacky, Crazy Idea that only the clever SWers can give!

    my brother sold

    A ham/cheese/tomato toasted sanwhich with tomato sauce in which he claimed it had spongbob's face in it - beleive it

    a imaginary friend

    an air guitar

    there is a guy on ebay australia - schitt cars, and he sells just that
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    Default Re: Need a Whacky, Crazy Idea that only the clever SWers can give!

    Lol...so how much did he sell the sandwhich with spongebob's face in it for??? That is hilarious!

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    Default Re: Need a Whacky, Crazy Idea that only the clever SWers can give!

    Someone once had his soul up for sale on eBay but they pulled it. I think my current favorite oddball eBay auction was a two-parter. The first was an auction by Uri Geller of a bent spoon he claimed to have bent by telekenisis (Uri is the famous nut-case who started the spoon bending craze back in the 70s). Although he claimed in a radio interview in London that it would probably fetch hundreds of dollars, it sold for about $6.00 US.

    Not long after that, James Randi, the man who debunked Uri on Johnny Carson years ago and is one of the key components to Penn & Teller's "Bullshit!" show personally bent a spoon using both hands and no psychic ability whatsoever. He put the spoon up on eBay (for charity if I remember correctly) and it sold for $76.00 US. He even made claims in the ad that "no psychic ability whatsoever was used in the bending of this spoon...just my own bare hands." You gotta love it!

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    Default Re: Need a Whacky, Crazy Idea that only the clever SWers can give!

    That is good! And maybe you should do exactly that--make a joke out of it--too bad you didn't think of this before Christmas (what the f*ck are we going to get Aunt Harriet?).

    Is there any copyright or patent on the selling of spoons bent "with no psychic ability whatsoever"? What if you rephrase it? Your overhead would be phenomenally cheap, too--so perhaps you could set up a bent spoon production line.

    Hmm, never mind, bad idea (starts looking up eBay)...
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    Default Re: Need a Whacky, Crazy Idea that only the clever SWers can give!

    I like the imaginary friend one - thats great!

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    well the sandwhich was up to $20 aud until they pulled it off and blocked him hehe
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    Sell your stripperweb account
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    Default Re: Need a Whacky, Crazy Idea that only the clever SWers can give!

    Jay Leno mentioned a weird one a year or two ago that I thought was really cute. This woman's toddler had a "monster" who lived under his bed. So she took a bottle, and captured him in it. She sold it on eBay with some elaborate story, for a whopping $2000.

    Whatever you do come up with though, it's all in the story. Have a background on it, and a sob story. People will eat it right up, and you might end up on Leno, gaining national exposure!

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    Default Re: Need a Whacky, Crazy Idea that only the clever SWers can give!

    Gosh i don't know......hm..

    Lock of hair with a nice title about you (picture or your hair) Your finger nails! Used fake ones...many guys are into that! Any colour they want with the glue still under them...kinda gross. But do-able i guess.

    Make post cards of something, you. or silly something!

    That's hard to do. Can't think, just got up.

    Pamela

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    Default Re: Need a Whacky, Crazy Idea that only the clever SWers can give!

    Get out your blowtorch and burn-carve a picture of either or both Jesus and Mary in some piece of softwood that looks like it was taken from a burned out house. Use an address near the Katrina-devastated area.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

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    Default Re: Need a Whacky, Crazy Idea that only the clever SWers can give!

    Please dont steal this from me, but I plan to sell Occam's Razor on Ebay next week, along with Occam's Shaving Cream, Occam's bathtowl and Occam's only one side used Q-tips.

    Wot a Bahh-gan.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Prester_John
    Please dont steal this from me, but I plan to sell Occam's Razor on Ebay next week, along with Occam's Shaving Cream, Occam's bathtowl and Occam's only one side used Q-tips.

    Wot a Bahh-gan.

    But wait!

    There's More!

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    Default Re: Need a Whacky, Crazy Idea that only the clever SWers can give!

    xerox you butt while wearing a frilly or interesting thong, draw some lines, assign random numbers, include a paintbrush, put it all in a box, and turn it into a sexy-one-of-a-kind stripper paint by number set

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    I am so surprised that ebay doesn't put a stop to all these frivilous auction items.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xbloodydewdropx
    xerox you butt while wearing a frilly or interesting thong, draw some lines, assign random numbers, include a paintbrush, put it all in a box, and turn it into a sexy-one-of-a-kind stripper paint by number set
    that is hilarious!!!
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    Well there's always the, wanna own an authentic clothing item worn by a hot professional dancer...just a thought.

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    why on earth would they put a stop to it, threlayer? the sellers pay listing fees. they're making ebay money with their idiocy!
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    ebay has enough sham goings-on as it is

    remember, they are discouraging porn listings and that was/still is pretty big business for them; it was done because people didn't want to be associated with it, in other words some of their customers
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    I've seen somebody sell add space on her body. The first one worked, a temporary tattoo in vegas for like $600. But then she tried a permanent tattoo on her wrist for $10000 or so and nobody bid. big shocker.

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    Some chick sold a T-shirt that once belonged to Satan himself.

    (Apparently it belonged to her ex.)

    I think she actually got something like $10 for it.

    ~~McCain

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    Default Re: Need a Whacky, Crazy Idea that only the clever SWers can give!

    Mcain I LOVE you stick girl drawing LOL i showed to my coworkers we were all rolling on the floor (well, almost)

    I got some good ideas thanks guys!

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    I was thinking of selling my old bedsheets along with a couple pix of me laying on them.. There's guys out there buying smelly old worn out shoes, why not bedsheets?

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