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    I don't know what the hell is going on! Last night I had two rounds of great sex with the bf. Then I fell asleep and had steamy, kinky dreams all night long, and then I woke up horny and we had sex again. I was half an hour late for work. And all day today, I've been a quivering ball of hormonal lust! I'm having sexual fantasies about half the office. I went to the comissary for lunch and everyone I saw, I pictured sweating and naked underneath me. I ran an errand for work and masturbated to orgasm in my car while driving down Wilshire (an extremely busy street in Beverly Hills). I can't wait to go home and jump my bf some more. I want kink, I want spankings, I even want anal, which I never want! Why am I so damn HORNY today??

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    *whistles*
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    Default Re: Why am I so horny today??

    Maybe it's anger or resolution of some anger. Or your 'active' period.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    Anger? There might be something to that. I've been so outraged at my loser roommate screwing me over for $500; I spent the whole weekend upset about it. Maybe last night when we finally had that explosive fight and threw him bodily out of the house set something off. Dunno why my being angry would cause me to have submissive BDSM fantasies about everyone else, or to obsess about fucking girls all day, but who can explain the human sex drive?

    I wish I had some money. I want to find a high-mileage strip club tonight and make out with some girl and fondle tits all night long, then go home and get laid. Guess I have to settle for only the latter!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah
    Anger? There might be something to that. I've been so outraged at my loser roommate screwing me over for $500; I spent the whole weekend upset about it. Maybe last night when we finally had that explosive fight and threw him bodily out of the house set something off. Dunno why my being angry would cause me to have submissive BDSM fantasies about everyone else, or to obsess about fucking girls all day, but who can explain the human sex drive?

    DO NOT QUESTION THE WORKS OF THE THE UNEXPLAINED!

    Your bf will be a very VERY happy man tonight!

    You don't NEED to know why!

    Mast!

    Oh and heh, enjoy it incase ya lose it ya know? who knows, maybe the mental stimulant created by a releif of stress is an aphrodesiac to you.
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    Maybe! And yeah, I have a feeling he'll be smiling, especially if we manage to have anal sex. He's been wanting it forever but he's just so big it's agony for me. I think I've worn him down enough to give it another try though!

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    Default Re: Why am I so horny today??

    I'm not saying why Im so horny today, but at the risk of understatement let's just say your thread did nothing to make me less so

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    yeah i'm the same way today!! it's been driving me crazy!! i don't have any more batteries though for my toy...so i just have to wait until my bf gets home

    Have fun tonight!
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    Are you ovulating? i find when I'm fertile, I feel much more amorous!

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    You ain't even kiddin hun!!!!

    I just woke up a little while ago (working tonight, lol); and during my sleep I ravished a man (can't say who but I personally know him and have wanted to fuck him for a long time) for like 6 hours. I ended up having 4 orgasms inmy sleep, and when I woke up; hubby said you are a tiger today aren't cha? He could just see it in my eyes I guess.

    I guess it's the moon or something, lol; but I want to ravage a few people myself!
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    Glad to know I'm not suffering alone!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paintbaby
    Are you ovulating? i find when I'm fertile, I feel much more amorous!

    I was just gonna say the same thing. My husband gets super happy between the 11-15th day of my cycle! lol If we didn't have small kids, he'd be jumped as soon as he walked in the door!

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    Have some sex left for me?



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    i'm on the pill, so i only get that way during my bleeding.... *(~shrugs~)*
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    damn girl I wasn't horny until I read your post!

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    I'll agree with the ovulating thing....the wife is always a randy little monkey during those days. I'm snipped now so it's a few days of partytime. As to why you're so horny, being a male, I can't rightly say, except welcome to our world. >:~)
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    you should just be lucky that your boyfriend wants to have sex more than once a day!! It makes me angry some times!

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    Damn.......
    You have on lucky BF. And here I am in Reno having just spent way to many $$ in the "Secret Room" of a certain club downtown. And not even Spectravision on the tv Motel TV to help me out....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah
    I don't know what the hell is going on! Last night I had two rounds of great sex with the bf. Then I fell asleep and had steamy, kinky dreams all night long, and then I woke up horny and we had sex again. I was half an hour late for work. And all day today, I've been a quivering ball of hormonal lust! I'm having sexual fantasies about half the office. I went to the comissary for lunch and everyone I saw, I pictured sweating and naked underneath me. I ran an errand for work and masturbated to orgasm in my car while driving down Wilshire (an extremely busy street in Beverly Hills). I can't wait to go home and jump my bf some more. I want kink, I want spankings, I even want anal, which I never want! Why am I so damn HORNY today??

    You could be ovulating. If you don't want a baby or aren't on the pill be careful.

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    Default Re: Why am I so horny today??

    Huge differnce in the way a woman who says she is horny and a man who says he is horny. You didn't get one negative comment. We don't need to speculate on the reaction to the man who would say that. This is not a negative comment, but is only an interesting social observation.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    sooooooo

    how did last night go?

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    I better NOT be ovulating! I'm on the pill and I just finished my period a couple days ago.

    Unfortunately, I got slapped with more financial drama (see the roommate thread) and got so depressed my libido died. My brakes are fucking up on me and now I have a raging toothache and no dental insurance. I did get laid last night, but it wasn't what I was hoping for. We just got drunk and went for a walk instead.

    I'm starting to heat back up again today. There's a guy in the office I REALLY want but can't have - he's in a monogamous marriage. Bummer. I can't stop leering at him!

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    Yea, sorry about that...I love my wife... but when you walk buy, would you stop trying to give me an LD?

    hahaha.
    You're awesome Yekhefah, if you ever want to share your literature/scripts, please let me know.

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    Sure thing, and thanks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah
    Sure thing, and thanks!
    None necissary!
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