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    I'd like to see some of the funniest porn film titles you've heard. My g/f and I find it fun to try to make up names for these masterpieces. Remember, either REAL porn titles that are funny, or ones you'd LIKE to see! I'll start it off:
    1) Remember the Tight'uns
    2) Scrotal Recall
    3) Oklahomo!
    4) Ass Wide Open
    5) Erectnophobia
    6) Bi-Curious George
    7) How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
    Phalus in Wonderland
    9) Mighty Joe Hung
    10) 28 Gays Later
    11)The White Stuff
    12)Witness For the Penetration
    13) Bitch Tits and Buggy Whips
    14) Hairy Popped 'er and the Chamber of Secretions
    15) Homo Alone
    16) The Sopornos
    17) Edward Penishands
    1 On Golden Blonde
    19) Cockzilla
    20) Rambone
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    My all time fave title.....The Madams Family............the whole thing spoofs the Adams Family

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    A few I remember chuckling at:

    -Bill & Ted's Excellent Boner Christmas
    -Single Tight Female
    -Geriatric Park (Ew!)
    -Splatman (This contains hands-down the funniest scene IMHO in a porn parody ever)


    BTW..."How Stella Got Her Tube Packed " is f'n hilarious.
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    Jur-anal Park
    Pump Friction

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    Porn on the 4th and 5th Guy
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    BAREback Mountain

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    "The Lord of the G-Strings - The Femaleship of the String" the porn was a tad bit more funny than the title but it was great all together.

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    Harry Twatter and the Philosophers Bone.

    Sperminator......i know -oldie.

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    American Booty
    Good Will Humping
    Booty and the Beast

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    Infra-red: Aww, you already got Edward Penishands! I thought of that as soon as I saw the title of the thread. That was the most disturbing porno ever...

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    Napoleon Vaginamite!

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    Lawrence of A Labia
    Diddler On The Roof
    A Clockwork Orgy
    Buffy the Vampire Layer

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    my late night Cinemax favorite ...

    The Witches of Breastwick

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    The Bare Wench Project...hilarious!! "you lost the map...no you lost the fucking map...fuck it ..lets just fuck..." awesome!
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    The Ozporns!!




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    Anal Maniacs

    The problem with this one is that I always get the theme song to "Animaniacs" stuck in my head but with the x-rated lyrics....

    "We're anal maniacs!
    And we're zany to the max!
    We get pay for played contracts! There's salami in our slacks!
    We're anal-maney,
    totally insaney,
    anal maniacs!!"

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    Oh and the salami line is in the original cartoon song version! Who'd a thunk it?

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    - Pornocchio
    - Moonstroked
    - Pumping Irene



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    Anal Princess Diaries 2
    Honey We Blew Up Your Pussy 2
    The Flintbones

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    Oh god...I've seen #17.


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    Romancing the Bone

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