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    ......you're writing about them. I got quite a laugh about his girlfriends.

    Nate's Strip Club Series

    Part 1: Interview and Intro
    Part 2: Classing the Strip Clubs
    Part 3: Staging the Strippers
    Part 4: My Two Stripper Girlfriends
    Part 5: The End-All Love Story
    "Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."

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    Wow, this guy is a world class IDIOT. I'm appluading the long hairs who hit him with a 40oz right now, as I type(you figure it out)

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    hehe, I'm enjoying reading his essays

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    http://www.pointsincase.com/columns/nathan/12-14-05.htm
    Kinda creepy how he talks about murdering prostitutes and all.
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    quoting him about his two relationships with strippers:

    "The first relationship ended with me getting my ass kicked by a room full of metal heads. The second ended when a thrown vase missed my head by about three inches…while I was sleeping."

    haha....no wonder given his attitude and such. granted, i don't know the particulars of those situations, and certain girls (not exclusively strippers) act insane....but i'm not suprised. i agree with those above: this guy is generalizing and defining those generalizations as facts...no real insight here.

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    he's a great writer and i, too am enjoying his essays. i spent a whole 30 minutes reading what he had to say and i have the attention span of a fruitfly.

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    His writing sucks. He can put together complete sentences but his content is shit. The only reason he's been able to hold yall's attention at all is that his "essays" are so full of shit it's hard to wade OUT.

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    ^ Agreed in full, B.
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    I was too bored by the first essay so I went on to the third and thought it was cute until I read the first section of the murder essay. Yikes! He's a bit of a nut!

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    Somewhere around the cocaine reference in part 1, I filed this one under most likely fiction.
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    This guy is a loser.

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    oh god... What a retard.

    and oh my fucking god, he is in tampa.

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    Wow.. you guys are so harsh.

    I find him to be a paragon of truth, and I will take information from his essays, edit into a manual form, and pass it out to both strippers and customers so they can really learn anf be educated on the true way to be and the true way the stripper/customer relationships should work out and culminate.

    After that, I will get into my Space Lander XL-735, fly to the plant Arcturius in the Omegamlona Galaxy, and cavort with the 4 breast stripper women who are native to the planet, and sip Fruntsiean Wine.

    Ya know, on second though, I think I will do that first.


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    Haha. I believe this stuff . . . as his personal experience. As a person, you win what you're worth. If he were a girl, we'd be saying "loser magnet" and "grow some self-respect".

    The murder essay? Aw, geez. I know that tone. He's a gamer dork: he's strategizing through something just for the fun of strategizing it. We all do that. Like, "Damn, if I were that evil genius, I wouldn't be so STUPID, and James Bond would be dead . . . this is how." It's the build-a-better-mousetrap game, and is about as scary as trick-or-treating on Halloween.
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    What an idiot! That passes for writing???? As a college English professor - I say NO WAY!

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