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    Default Re: Quick Note From Blade To ALL Posters

    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser
    OK, OK--we're making a new rule--all references to dangling, swollen testes--or the dense, matted growth of curly pubic hair surrounding such--no matter how neatly trimmed the surrounding area--will be moved to the appropriate Member Board thread...
    Why do you talk so much about yourself DJoser?

    Can I be spanked anyway? Please?

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    OOH! OOH! And after the spankings...THE ORAL SEX!
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    Default Spankings as a DJ tool...

    OK, a fair number of members have started threads about what a DJ can say on the mike.

    Well, hell, I'm not giving away my secrets, upon which I have dedicated considerable time and mental energy--only to have them used in Spodunk, Idaho and anywhere else someone is too lazy or unimaginative to make up their own shit.

    However, one little secret I will divulge--spankings...

    This almost always gets the 'spankee' right into VIP for a long time, right after she gets spanked onstage. At my present club it doesn't work as much, since we are still trying to clean out the large population of sea-slugs who tend to patronize the club. I do it anyway, if the time seems right, because the guys love it, and the girls do too, if you pick the right ones.

    I even went out and got the DVD of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, just for that soundbiyte where all the Virgins say "A spanking, a spanking!"--but I gave it to my ex before I ever got to use it, lol. I'll get another, never fear.

    It would be the height of arrogance, not to mention self-defeating, if I was the one to administer such punishment--you gotta send out another dancer--preferably an attractive one who has a theatrical bent (such as CrazySassyCassy, for instance).
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    Default Re: Quick Note From Blade To ALL Posters

    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher
    OOH! OOH! And after the spankings...THE ORAL SEX!
    Well, I could stay a BIT longer...!

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    YEAH for Monty Python refrances!!!!!!!!
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    Wenn ist das Nunstrück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

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    Default Re: Spankings as a DJ tool...

    more python...

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    Egads this thread is priceless LMAO!
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    I love it when the dj spanks me! Sometimes I wouldn't go out on stage until he would do it. He was so shy and would trun all red. It was fun to bug him about it. When he would refuse I would start screaming Spank Me! But it is always more fun when someone is happy to spank me.
    You say psycho like it's a bad thing

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    Sorry blade but I read about spanking and forgot about music. A spanking is in order. That way I won't get off topic again.
    Now want was I looking for?
    You say psycho like it's a bad thing

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    Default Re: Spankings as a DJ tool...

    Quote Originally Posted by Miss_Eliza
    Sorry blade but I read about spanking and forgot about music. A spanking is in order. That way I won't get off topic again.
    Now want was I looking for?
    Either a spanking or oral sex...or both
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    * Blushes*
    You say psycho like it's a bad thing

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    Default Re: Spankings as a DJ tool...

    Just to let you know, since Cassy asked for a spanking--we gave her a good one last night, lol...

    We even used the ruler. I used to send a girl up there with a f*cking yardstick--which looked great, but hurt like hell if the spanker wasn't careful.

    This one dancer at work is pissed at me, I think, since she just started carrying a ruler onstage, and has been telling me to say "Spank her for a dollar" on the mike. I heard she was mad I "stole" her idea--but I've been doing it for five years now, so too bad for her.

    Maybe I'm mean, but I didn't say it for her. Now if she was as hot as Cassy, I might.
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    Default Re: Spankings as a DJ tool...

    do stripper do or give over knee spankings?

    would they do it in private area or on stage?

    would you have to ask stripper for a spanking?

    my guess is just go ahead and try and see what happen

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