Why do you talk so much about yourself DJoser?Originally Posted by Djoser
Can I be spanked anyway? Please?
Why do you talk so much about yourself DJoser?Originally Posted by Djoser
Can I be spanked anyway? Please?





OOH! OOH! And after the spankings...THE ORAL SEX!
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.





OK, a fair number of members have started threads about what a DJ can say on the mike.
Well, hell, I'm not giving away my secrets, upon which I have dedicated considerable time and mental energy--only to have them used in Spodunk, Idaho and anywhere else someone is too lazy or unimaginative to make up their own shit.
However, one little secret I will divulge--spankings...
This almost always gets the 'spankee' right into VIP for a long time, right after she gets spanked onstage. At my present club it doesn't work as much, since we are still trying to clean out the large population of sea-slugs who tend to patronize the club. I do it anyway, if the time seems right, because the guys love it, and the girls do too, if you pick the right ones.
I even went out and got the DVD of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, just for that soundbiyte where all the Virgins say "A spanking, a spanking!"--but I gave it to my ex before I ever got to use it, lol. I'll get another, never fear.
It would be the height of arrogance, not to mention self-defeating, if I was the one to administer such punishment--you gotta send out another dancer--preferably an attractive one who has a theatrical bent (such as CrazySassyCassy, for instance).
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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Well, I could stay a BIT longer...!Originally Posted by MrChristopher
YEAH for Monty Python refrances!!!!!!!!
I Would Never Belong To Any Club That Would Have Me As A Member - Groucho Marx
Wenn ist das Nunstrück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
more python...





Egads this thread is priceless LMAO!
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."
I love it when the dj spanks me! Sometimes I wouldn't go out on stage until he would do it. He was so shy and would trun all red. It was fun to bug him about it. When he would refuse I would start screaming Spank Me! But it is always more fun when someone is happy to spank me.
You say psycho like it's a bad thing
Sorry blade but I read about spanking and forgot about music. A spanking is in order. That way I won't get off topic again.
Now want was I looking for?
You say psycho like it's a bad thing
Either a spanking or oral sex...or bothOriginally Posted by Miss_Eliza
If you care to meet me i asile 69...heh
* Blushes*
You say psycho like it's a bad thing





Just to let you know, since Cassy asked for a spanking--we gave her a good one last night, lol...
We even used the ruler. I used to send a girl up there with a f*cking yardstick--which looked great, but hurt like hell if the spanker wasn't careful.
This one dancer at work is pissed at me, I think, since she just started carrying a ruler onstage, and has been telling me to say "Spank her for a dollar" on the mike. I heard she was mad I "stole" her idea--but I've been doing it for five years now, so too bad for her.
Maybe I'm mean, but I didn't say it for her. Now if she was as hot as Cassy, I might.
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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do stripper do or give over knee spankings?
would they do it in private area or on stage?
would you have to ask stripper for a spanking?
my guess is just go ahead and try and see what happen
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