got this via email today . Enjoy
Five Levels of Sex
1. The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon
period; you keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
2. The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning
of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in
the kitchen on the Table, etc.
3. The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a
bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom
and lock the door.
4. The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase
in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Fuck you!"
This is also called oral sex by some.
5. There is a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This
is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of
everyone in the courtroom.




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