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    Default Meat on Bones

    Okay, reading the title of this post you may be thinking that this is a post about my body, or some one else's body with "meat on their bones."

    Nope. I'm just curious if anybody else has this phobia, if you can call it one, or ever met anybody that did....

    my boyfriend will not eat anything off the bone. If we go to the store to get some steak for dinner, he has the butcher cut off the bone. He wont eat chicken legs or thighs, bone in chicken breasts, if its cooked, and it has the bone in, he wont just cut around it, he wont eat it. He wont eat fish, for fear that whoever deboned it didn't get all the pin bones out. So, no messy barbecue ribs are eaten at my house, only fried chicken breasts, no legs and thighs.

    This is so weird to me, he said that when he was a kid, he use to eat things with the bones in them. So something must have happened that he just doesn't remember that made him not like things with bones. He's not dumb, he knows that all animals have bones, he just wont eat the cuts of meat if they've been cooked and still have the bone in them.

    Anybody else heard of people like this?? Or do you know something even more weird?

    I'll admit, I'm afraid of EVERYTHING that flies, lady bugs, butterflies, airplains, birds ....... You name it!! So I guess I'm a little strange as well

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    Default Re: Meat on Bones

    Its not weird I dont like to eat chicken on the bone but I like ribs & such.I think I saw uncooked chicken close to the bone.Maybe he did aswell.

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    Default Re: Meat on Bones

    Wow.. I've never heard of that type of phobia, but stranger ones are out there. As for me, it's not that I fear bones in meats, but I do get them all boneless. It's just easier for me with cooking and all. Just a personal preference.

    I've never liked BBQ anything---especially ribs. I don't like messy food and that definitely qualifies. Anything other than a sandwich, I eat with knife and fork, really. I'm prissy in that respect.

    Maybe when your boyfriend was little, he happened to get a bone chip in his mouth or something and it freaked him out? He must've blocked it out or something. That's happened to me on occasion, and it's not a pleasant thing.

    I do fear Tofu though. And anything else that looks like it's already been chewed up, thrown up, etc... Other than that though--My only fear is Clowns.


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    I hear a few neuroses in this thread.
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    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

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    Sorry this will be long but it's the first thing that came to mind when I read this.....

    I love to smoke. I love to smoke and I love to eat red meat. I love to eat raw fucking red meat. Nothing I like better than sucking down a hot steaming cheese burger and a butt at the same time. I love to smoke. I love to eat red meat. I'll only eat red meat that comes from cows who smoke, ok!? Special cows they grow in Virginia with voice boxes in their necks. "[VB] Moo"

    I tried eating vegetarian. I feel like a wimp going into a restaurant. "What do you want to eat sir? Brocolli?" Brocolli's a side dish, folks. Always was, always will be, ok? When they ask me what I want, I say, "What do you think I want!? This is America. I want a bowl of raw red meat right now. Forget about that. Bring me a live cow over to the table. I'll carve off what I want and ride the rest home! [Making riding noises]"

    I gonna open up my own place. Open my own restaurant and get away from you people. I gonna open up a restaurant with two smoking sections; Ultra and Regular, ok? And we're not gonna have any tables or any chairs or any napkins. None of that fucking shit. Just a big wide open black space. And all we're gonna serve is raw meat, right on the bone! And only men are going to eat there, naked men, sitting around a big giant camp fire, and no men's room either. You have to piss, you mark your territory like a wolf! And if some guy has a heart attack from eating too much meat, fuck him, we throw him in the fire! More meat for the other meat-eaters! Yeah!

    Because you gotta have goals. Because everybody in this room knows everybody who's quitting. You all have that friend who's quitting it. You know what I mean? The guys quitting it, "I quit smoking. I quit drugs. I quit drinking. I quit meat, and I feel great. I get up in the morning and have a nice big bowl of oat bran. I go to the bathroom for three and a half hours. I have another bowl of oat bran. I go back in the bathroom for six more hours. All I do is eat and shit, I'm gonna live forever! My colon is the strongest muscle in my body right now. I could pass Elvis through my colon right now."

    And all these cereals they have, Cracklin' Oat Bran, and Horkin' Fiber Chunks, you know? Cereal used to come with a free prize. Now it comes with a free roll of toilet paper in every box. Guys get up on Sunday morning, "Forget about the New York Times, I'm gonna need the Bible. I got a big one brewing here." "Dad, there's a phone call!" "I'm on Genesis, God dammit! You tell 'em to call back after the creation!" People checking their own feces for fiber. You have too much free fucking time on your hands, ok.

    Red meat, white meat, blue meat, meat-o-fucking-rama. You will eat it. Because not eating meat is a decision. Eating meat is an instinct! Yeah! And I know what it's about. "I don't want to eat the meat because I love the animals. I love the animals." Hey, I love the animals too. I love my doggy. He's so cute. My fluffy little dog.. He's so cute- There's the problem. We only want to save the cute animals, don't we? Yeah. Why don't we just have animal auditions. Line 'em up one by one and interview them individually. "What are you?" "I'm an otter." "And what do you do?" "I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands." "You're free to go." "And what are you?" "I'm a cow." "Get in the fucking truck, ok pal!" "But I'm an animal." "You're a baseball glove! Get on that truck!" "I'm an animal, I have rights!" "Yeah, here's yer fucking cousin, get on the fucking truck, pal!" We kill the cows to make jackets out of them and then we kill each other for the jackets we made out of the cows.

    You will eat the meat folks, because this country was founded on two things. Meat, and war. You eat enough fucking meat, you wanna kill somebody. That's the way it works. That was the ultimate American dream. During that Persian Gulf War, I was sitting in my living room, naked, with a can of Budweiser and a three inch stake watching the war, live, on TV. I had a six foot erection with a giant cheese burger on the end of it. I ate so much meat during the war that by the time the war was over three weeks later, I was like, "No no no. We need to keep fighting. Make a couple of stops on our way home from the Persian Gulf. First stop! Vietnam! Surprise the shit out of those people, huh?" "You make a movie?" "Not this time, pal!"
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    Sounds like a manifestation of his latent homosexuality. It's pretty common actually. Just be a good girlfriend and help him cope with it until he gets it off his chest, so to speak.
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    This is too funny, i had this phobia for years probably till about 3yrs ago. I wouldn't eazt any meet of the bone, not chicken, not ribs, nothing. But i had good reason. My mom is vegan, so i wasn't even raised eating meat, and didn't eat meat til i was older. At first i would eat chicken nuggets and stuff like that. I'm still really weird about some foods, but i eat meat of the bone now. Every now and then it still creeps me out though. Something really weird though...i've never eaten an egg, ever. I've had them in cakes, but i won't eat them and i won't eat cake batter. They really creep me out and they smell gross...but mostly they creep me out.
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    Default Re: Meat on Bones

    I'm bad to the bone



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    Default Re: Meat on Bones

    My ex boyfriend wouldn't eat chicken on the bone. Everything else with bones he was ok with. One time I made chicken with bones for dinner before I knew he didn't like it, and he took a bite and then felt sick and wouldn't eat anymore. Weird, huh?

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