"While you are one of the most attractive and intelligent young women I have met at this club, or indeed anywhere else for quite some time, I do not wish to have a lap dance. It has nothing to do with you. I simply don't happen to enjoy lap dances. I am here solely to watch the girls dance. Since that is the case, and time is money, you really should spend your time with someone who will buy your services. On the other hand, I would certainly enjoy talking to a lovely, and sexily dressed, woman like you, and when it's your time on stage, I will be happy to sit in front and not only tip excessively, but encourage the customers sitting next to me to do the same."
Okay, how to I say that in one sentence, shouted over loud music?
Closest I have come up with is "No, thank you."


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