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    Thoughts for 2006


    Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

    Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible
    rate at which one
    can
    die.

    Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If
    you see him
    without
    an erection, make him a sandwich!

    Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for
    a day; teach a
    person
    to use the Internet and they won't bother you for
    weeks.

    Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not
    really good for
    anything,
    but you still can't help but smile when you see one
    tumble down the
    stairs.

    Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid
    someday, lying in
    hospitals
    dying of nothing.

    Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the
    weather. It pays no
    attention to criticism.

    Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two
    hundred dollars
    and a
    substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

    Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the
    world weird. Now
    the
    world is weird and people take Prozac to make it
    normal.

    AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006:

    We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is
    located among the
    millions and millions of cows in America but we
    haven't got a clue as
    to
    where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists
    are located. Maybe
    we
    should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of
    immigration.
    "The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."

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    Thanks BD! That's awesome!!!
    Last edited by GoldCoastGirl; 01-18-2006 at 12:29 AM.


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    lol thanks, that cheered me right up!
    be the change you wish to see in the world....
    ~ghandi

    i really love your peaches wanna shake your tree....
    ~steve miller

    why not?
    ~anon

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    the one about the mad cow is the best!!!
    There's a wild side behind every innocent face.

    End violence against women.
    I support Dottie.


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    Neat!

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    Very funny. Thanks!!

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    Ha thats is funny!

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    The truth is funny when you look at it.

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    Number 6 Is my fav!

    - Some people are like a Slinky.....not
    really good for
    anything,
    but you still can't help but smile when you see one
    tumble down the
    stairs.
    "The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."

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