Thoughts for 2006
Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible
rate at which one
can
die.
Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If
you see him
without
an erection, make him a sandwich!
Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for
a day; teach a
person
to use the Internet and they won't bother you for
weeks.
Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not
really good for
anything,
but you still can't help but smile when you see one
tumble down the
stairs.
Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid
someday, lying in
hospitals
dying of nothing.
Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the
weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.
Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two
hundred dollars
and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the
world weird. Now
the
world is weird and people take Prozac to make it
normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006:
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is
located among the
millions and millions of cows in America but we
haven't got a clue as
to
where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists
are located. Maybe
we
should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of
immigration.



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That's awesome!!!
the one about the mad cow is the best!!!




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