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    At least I won't end up as a cannibal in the Andes...

    If you want to find out how you will die, copy and paste the link below and the Death Psychic will tell you of your own demise. Then reply with how you will die on the Death List!

    http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/



    GoldCoastGirl -- During Thanksgiving dinner, old family differences surface and escalate quickly. In the midst of the melee, you are beaten to death with a turkey leg. ah..I'm not American so I don't celebrate Thanksgiving.. so I guess this would be Easter or Xmas for me

    Vanessa Stacy -- You commit suicide after being diagnosed HIV positive. This is a scary thought.. not so funny...

    My real name -- While attempting to climb a barbed wire fence, you lose your grip and fall, slicing your neck in several areas. You bleed to death slowly. Great... hmm.. I think I will go with the beaten to death with a turkey leg scenario .. yup.


    This is my type of humour.
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    Default Re: At least I won't end up as a cannibal in the Andes...

    Rhiannon
    You die of heart failure after a night of mixing pain killers and hard liquor.

    Well.. I guess I better start with the pills and liquor, eh? Hahaha

    Tami
    As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your head is put into a vice and crushed.

    Sweet! I vote for that one.

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    Default Re: At least I won't end up as a cannibal in the Andes...

    damn! i drown to death after being caught in pool machinery- eek!

    i better try my porn name....

    After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass solid waste, you die from self-toxification.

    now i'm really scared of pills.....
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    Cally
    As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are stripped and chained to the ground spread-eagle. Your torso is slit open with a razor blade, and you are covered with dozens of large rats, which proceed to feed their way into your body.

    Hey at least its kinky

    my stage name
    While marching in a local parade, you trip and stumble over a pothole. You are immediately crushed under the wheels of a fire engine full of clowns.

    LoL that would rock! "Local stripper crushed by clowns!"

    My real name
    While scarfing down lunch, a large chunk of your meal becomes enlodged in your throat, and you choke to death.

    Must be my mans cooking...

    LoL Thanks GCG that was a great laugh

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    Real name: while having fun with fireworks, an M-80 blows up in your hand. You die of massive blood loss.

    Stage name: (oh dear). while driving on the freeway, a flat tire causes you to veer into oncoming traffic. you're hit by a speeding truck and killed instantly.

    nice.

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    My real name--While leaving a Chinese restaurant, you suffer fatal cardiac arrest and collapse into a pond of frantic Koi.

    Stage name--While in a parking lot, you accidentally get into a car which looks like yours, but isn't. Unfortunately, the car is rigged with a bomb, and you suffer an explosive death intended for someone else.


    At least they are creative and have lots of different ways to die!

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    wow...lol...after typing this in, i got:

    "In a case of mistaken identity, you are shot to death by a drug dealer."

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    Real---A crazed man on the golf course beats you to death with a golf club.
    I see the potential for this!

    Stage---While taking a leisurely stroll down a country road, a distracted farmer runs you over with his combine, shredding your body into ribbons.
    YIKES this is NOT how I want to go.

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    Real: In a public restroom I slip on the wet floor cracking my skull open on the toilet, my lifeless body isn't discovered for days

    Stage: In a treasure hunt I am the first to get to item #1, a deadly coral snake

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    Real:
    While walking to your car after visiting a friend in a rather bad part of town, you are caught in the middle of a drive-by shooting. You are hit several times in the chest. You watch as blood pours from your body as you fall to the ground. You die from massive blood loss.

    Stage:
    After haggling over the price of meat, an enraged butcher beats you to death with a frozen beef tongue.

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    Default Re: At least I won't end up as a cannibal in the Andes...

    A crazed man will attack me in a hardware store with a pitchfork!!

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    Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by sitting in your running car with the garage door closed.

    uh.
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    Real name: After an altercation with a resident of a retirement community, you are beaten with an oxygen tank and dragged through the complex by a convoy of personal mobility vehicles.

    Stage name: While leaving a Chinese restaurant, you suffer fatal cardiac arrest and collapse into a pond of frantic Koi


    Scary

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    Real Name:
    "After much persuasion, your friends convince you to try skydiving. Unfortunately, you are the unlucky recipient of a defective parachute, and you plummet 15,000 feet to the ground. Your body is turned into jelly on impact. "

    Funny, I was just saying to a friend how Ive always wanted to try skydiving! LOL

    Stage Name:
    "You witness an armed robbery and are questioned by police. Frustrated with your vague and ever-changing description of the suspect, the police sketch artist stabs you in the neck with a pencil. "

    Nice. LOL. Very creative.

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    Default Re: At least I won't end up as a cannibal in the Andes...

    NoCoverLover - After miraculously surviving a would-be fatal car crash, your life support system is unplugged by the hospital maid, because she needs an outlet in which to plug her vacuum.

    Hmmm... The fact that I only ride in a car every two months or so, that'd be damn unlucky!!

    Greg -
    An ill-tempered waiter, dissatisfied with your gratuity, beats you to death with a pepper mill.

    OK... This one's not much more likely. I'm usually a pretty good tipper. On the other hand, they say the things you like the most are the most likely to kill you... and I always use a pepper mill.

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    Blade:After suffering with a severe headache for days, the aneurysm in your brain bursts, killing you instantly.


    Mike:While using a chainsaw to help your friend cut down a tree, you slip and sever your leg. You die from rapid blood loss.

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    Default Re: At least I won't end up as a cannibal in the Andes...

    real name: A man posing as an employee with the gas company knocks on your door, and you let him in. Once inside your home, the man ties you to a chair at gunpoint and wraps your face in duct tape. Your home is burglarized, and prior to leaving, the man shoots you in the back of the head several times, executioner style.

    nickname: A large icicle falls from above your head, cracking your skull. While unconscious, you bleed to death slowly.

    the first seems so much more likley to get on news, but the second, well now that's a way to die that even Byron would envy
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