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    After reading thru the rich kid thread I got a bit annoyed with some of the posters, so instead of hijacking a thread to cuss you idiots out I started my own.
    I for one am sick to fucking death of PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE KIDS telling me how I should raise MY kids....it's the same as someone who has never flown or been in an airplane telling the pilot how to fly. To ALL you childless backseat parents out there: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!, I will raise my children as I see fit, if you don't agree with my parenting techniques WHO THE FUCK CARES? You have no experience raising children of your own so why should I listen?
    Good lord this is a topic that just pisses me off and if my view offends you I could give a rat's ass, go find someone who has views similar to yours and you can talk about what an unfit father I am, while I raise the children you don't have.

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    i completely agree with you.... everyone everywhere seems to have an opinion on how i should raise my child, and most of them are atrocities i would never consider...... and far too many come from people who have never even spent a day with a child.
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    No Blade, this was great.I completely agree with you. When I have kids, they will be raised by ME, not strangers with opinions I didnt ask for.

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    Right on, Pappy. Right on.

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    Blade,

    I don't think I told you how to raise your kids.... you seem like a fun dad.

    And if you beat them like you beat me,
    They'll grow up straight as an arrow.

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    Blade: I second that!
    I hate when my childless friends try to give parenting advice.
    And, when Oprah does! She doesn't have kids. I've never understood why she thinks she can give parenting advice to the nation. When she only has dogs. Don't get me wrong I love puppies. But, they aren't children. Humph!

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    well i didnt' read the other thread and im not going to start now....

    and i'll let you raise your kids anyway you want, thats fine with me. but realize if your kids and i are ever sharing a space and they piss me off, i'll deal with them the same way id deal with anyone. they're fair game to be bitten, cock slapped or repeatedly swung into a wall while holding their feet. so raise them however you want, just make sure they stay the fuck out of my face.

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    ^^^ LOL sand... man i miss having u around!


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    I don't tell people what they should do with their kids, but I won't hesitate to bitch about their kids if they're acting up.

    Ok, here's an example of what I live around (parents, tell me what YOU would do- please, I just want to hear some REAL reactions). I'm leaving my apartment to take Mox's cousin to see the house we're looking at, and all seems normal. There are some scooters laying on the sidewalk (no kids around), so J makes a joke and says, "Oh, a scooter- I want one!" We walk over to the car, and a kid comes out from nowhere (it's the downstairs lady's son). All of a sudden Jason goes, "HEY! What the hell is he doing?!" This kid is 7 or 8-ish, so I would THINK he'd know better. He just pulls his pants down, whips it out (in complete view of everyone that just happened to be around), and pees. Now I know when ya gotta go, you gotta go...but if it were my kid, he'd be in trouble! Oh, and by the way...where was momma? Sitting on her fat ass inside (as usual). Mind you, our apartment has a rule IN THE LEASE that says that kids under 12 MAY NOT be outside to play without a parent.

    ^Just curious to hear what a parent would do if their child did that. Some might not care (and I understand), but I'd like to hear it anyway. Plus, don't think I'm judging this woman (or her kids) based on this one time. She and her kids are always doing something odd.

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    Well, I'd definitely wonder where the parents were at with that one.

    But you know? I have seen grown men whip it out and piss anywhere they wanted to (even when they weren't drunk), so I don't know.

    I've never been faced with that problem, nor have I witnessed it. It's clearly lack of home-training, and that is the responsibility of the parents.

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    come on, blade, tell us how you REALLY feel...

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    My friend always finds the need to tell me how to raise my daughter(she is only 1 by the way), and the truth is, she's never been around any child besides my daughter and that in itself is a rarity. Personally, I think she would make a pitiful mother, but hey, that's just my opinion! To these types I say, grow the fuck up and get/deal with your own life before you tell me what to do with mine and my child's. You obviously have nothing better to do with yourself than to criticize everyone else, so there would be a great place to start


    Deni~ My son would definitely be in trouble for that one. That is obviously a lack of parenting(at least in that area), and I don't think you are wrong for being upset about it. Maybe you should say something to her about it, or if you don't want to confront her, tell your landlord. Maybe she will realize that her child is acting like a banchee and she needs to get on top of it. Probably not, but it's worth a shot!
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    Blade - Watch some Louie C.K. he's hillarious.

    Shut up and eat your french fries.

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    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Being the mother of 2 boys..one is almost 7 and one is 4, AND them having 8 boy cousins, I can tell you that boys do this kind of thing...at that age, there really is NO modesty...HOWEVER, it is innapropriate and they should be told otherwise, or else they won't learn...and won't care. Both of my boys have whipped it out in our front yard, in front of EVERYONE, yes it was kinda funny, BUT they did get in trouble for it..especially when the bathroom was only about 20 steps inside.

    Boys (and many men for that matter) are fascinated with their "parts" and all the sounds/functions their "parts" could possibly make. It's normal...but unless someone is there to teach them what's ok and what's not, they won't learn.

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    I leave parents alone to do their thing, but when they aren't doing it or aren't even there, I have no problem getting involved. Cause, ya know, it takes a village. ;-)

    Just the other day we were at the ballet and during intermission there were three young boys sliding down the banisters (barely missing the old lady with a cane who almost fell down jumping out of their way). I rounded them up and told them that that was not acceptable behavior.



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    ^ Blade, relax. Every day I think about how I'm going to explain the mentality I'll pass on to my kids. I swore my kids will be the ones "beer in the cooler & the local slut in the back of the pickup truck."
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    I understand your rage here, but I never give advice on how people should raise their children . And also some people are not capable of having children does that mean that they wouldnt be a good parent -who knows ? I usually just use examples from my own experiences as a kid and how my parents raised me as I think they did a great job .And I am the guy who if I think a parent has gone a little too far in his spanking or slapping his kid around in my view(public) I will go over and ask the parent to refrain from this punishment . And this is where I dont give a fuck who the parent is this is going to stop now ! Even though I dont have children ..

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    CuriousJ~ Although I don't agree when non-parents lecture parents on how to raise their children, I do agree with saying something when a parent goes out of control with their punishment. I was working one day, and a lady came in with two children. Well, the children were misbehaving a little, but not terribly, but this woman was pissed. She got up and hit her son in the face SOOOO hard that he flew up into the air and fell down on the floor screaming his poor 3 year old little head off. Then of course his little sister got terrified and started crying as well. Most people just sat their in disbelief at what this lady had just done, but one lady walked up to her and basically in tears told her that she couldn't do that to her kids, they didn't do anything to deserve it. Then of course the lady turns into a sweet lil ol thing and tells him she's sorry, blah blah blah. This poor child was so terrified of his mom that he walked up to me and cling to my leg, hiding behind me. I felt so awful for this boy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blade
    ITo ALL you childless backseat parents out there: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!, I will raise my children as I see fit, if you don't agree with my parenting techniques WHO THE FUCK CARES?
    If you don't care, why are you ranting? Just sit back and don't care dude. Chill the fuck out.
    My dad felt the same way you do - that he could raise his kids as he saw fit. On some night he saw fit to beat us with the buckles of belts. Do I need to have kids to object to THAT?

    You have no experience raising children of your own so why should I listen?
    This is a good point. I can see that simply having kids makes you an expert, and that by not having kids one would know nothing about either children or humans (because it isn't like any of us childless bastards ever were children, or are human). I also think that by virture of having a throat, I could viably be an ear, nose and throat doctor, and that having a uterus makes me a OB/GYN. There are plenty of people that have kids that (gasp) don't do a good job. There are plenty of people that are raising kids who are raising them BADLY. Geez. A fucking cow can reproduce. It doesn't take talent, knowledge or ability to have children.

    Good lord this is a topic that just pisses me off and if my view offends you I could give a rat's ass,
    well. This certainly gives people incentive to respect your views.
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    Jeez dude... chill.




    I dont have kids. But I raised a few, and I have ideals about child rearing instilled in me based on experiencing how others, especially my family, raises kids. If I see a kid acting horridly, yep... I'm gonna bitch. If I see a kid being abused, YEP... I'm gonna bitch. I mean really. This is auniversla reaction. If I had never driven a car, and I see someone swerving into the wrong lane, am I going to ignore it? Nope. I'm not a vet but if I see a dog being neglected or being taught to fight for money... am I going to bitch to the cops? Yep.

    It's totally universal. There are some things children shouldnt do, ways they shouldnt be, things that shouldnt happen to them. If I see that, a parent or not, I am not going to ignore it.
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    i don't know which way is up with kids. if i get knocked up any time soon it's going to be a shitfight round here.

    i stick to things i know about - like... high-heeled shoes, for example.

    i do know that my friends with kids backstab the crap out of each other's parenting skills all the time. i just do that ashton kutcher mouth open vague look when they start... and occasionally the homer shrug.

    that said, i watched this little sh*t of a kid absolutely dragging his christmas puppy outside the shops - he occasionally jumped up and down pulling the dog off the ground by it's neck - while intermittently yelling at said dog. (8wk puppy - his dumb ass mother just sat there. oh yes dear... throttle your fricken christmas dog - that's ok).

    what can i say? i don't have kids. parents go postal on by-standers with comments - so what could i do? nothing. went home and had a big rant about it to SO - who in turn gave me the ashton kutcher look.

    it's lose/lose, people.

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    Was there a backstory to this temper tantrum, or is it just an idle rant? Share with the class, please. I, for one, would like to know what precipitated this little fit.

    On another note, as a former probation officer for young offenders, I am more than qualified to comment on poor parenting and the results thereof. I've seen exactly how kids turn out when they are verbally abused, neglected, beaten, and generally made to feel like shit about themselves. They turn into angry little criminals who have zero empathy for others. I've also seen the by-product of overly permissive parenting---spoiled brats with a large sense of self-entitlement who think the world owes them something. There is a right way to raise kids and a wrong way---kids don't do well when their parents try to be more like a friend than a parent, and they don't do well when they have had their little spirits broken by parents who are bullies.
    I don't have to have kids to be sickened by what some people consider "parenting".

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    My boyfriend, who has no kids, tries to give me advice.

    IT DRIVES ME NUTS!!! I tell him that too.

    A few other people that have no kids have tried as well, but they have failed miserably. What do they know about kids??

    Nothing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny
    A fucking cow can reproduce. It doesn't take talent, knowledge or ability to have children.
    I must admit that with every post I read from Jenny I think I fall for her just a little bit more. :

    I can also see where Blade is coming from as well.

    However when the neighbors kid is repeatedly running through my backyard and intentionaly trampling my plants for kicks.

    And when the same kid takes their dog on our property to take a shit in order to avoid having it in his yard.

    In addition to that when the same kid is sexually harrassing little girls right in front of me at the park then I feel I have the right to say something to the parents.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny
    A fucking cow can reproduce. It doesn't take talent, knowledge or ability to have children.
    Yes, but cows are destined to be either food or Prada bags. Nothing more, nothing less. While children on the other hand, can eventually be President some day. I for one and sick and tired of haveing snot nosed whiney brats making the decisions of my country for me.
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