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    Alright, so I am new to these forums and as all newbies probably do, you go strolling through the different forums and threads and see what folks have been talking about. Well, I stumble across this thread on the pink side titled Stupid, Stupid, STUUUUPID Questions" and all the ladies are trashing all the things guys ask them trying to make small talk. And man, it covered the water front; name, where from, sports, weather, how long dancing, do you like it, and on, and on, and on. Now, some of the questions were pretty stupid, but here's my question:

    What the f*ck are you supposed to talk about!? Or are we just supposed to nod and grunt while handing over a continuous stream of 10s and 20s? I mean, I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I kind of like talking to the lady who is grinding away in my lap, before, during and after.

    And if any of you ladies are reading this, help a guy out ok? From what I have read it will keep you from wanting to put a gun to your head (or his) and it will certainly make life easier on us.

    Can't we all just get along?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jarhead
    What the f*ck are you supposed to talk about!? Or are we just supposed to nod and grunt while handing over a continuous stream of 10s and 20s?
    You've got it! That's what they want (without the grunting)

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    Well, we would prefer complete silence and $50s. At least, I would. But failing that, we'll sit and act like you don't irritate us, in exchange for your 10s and 20s. Why isn't that good enough?
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    Jenny, I am going to assume you are being a wee bit tongue in cheek. I mean, I understand it is all about getting as much out of the ATM machine as fast as humanly possible, but damn to not expect the ATM machine to make any noise!

    **scratches head**

    Hmmm, I may have to re-think going to clubs. After a lot of what I have read here, I'm not feeling too welcome.

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    Actually Jenny was all starry eyed when she first came here. But after many, many rounds with Mr P, she's become a little sharp around the edges Or a little edgy with the Sharpie. Something like that.

    But do take her point to heart. It's about the money not about your conversational abilities.

    You are an ATM despite your pleasant smile and eagerness to please. While she's dancing, she is punching in the password to your checking and savings accounts, figuratively speaking. It kinda sucks in the beginning but then you come to accept it for what it is.

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    The Pink site is gloves-off when it comes to customer bashing. It's the dancer equivilent of male locker room talk in some ways. It's THEIR site. If you don't want to know what they are realy thinking (and who could blame you) my advice is to not read it. OTOH, I'm a reality-based junkie and I get a kick out of a lot of what they post.
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    Don't try conversation with the SC talent unless you've found a 'fav' - an exception would be a waitress.

    If you think a dancer has potential then a nod and grunt and $20 will work to get you started.

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    It is the damnedest thing, it seems that you're either talking too much to some of them, asking too many questions, or you're not talking enough and they're wondering what's wrong with themselves.

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    Actually, the pink side is all about female strippers posturing for one another trying to see who can be the meanest badass to customers. It's all an act--like every pinky pretending extras girls are evil. ROTLMAO.

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    Yes, I was kidding. Except about the 50s. Those I actually like. I'm an extremely talkative person - and I'm old and grizzled and wizened and past my dancing prime, so I get by largely on charm (such as it is) and mileage (such as that is - based on what I've learned here: not as good as I thought. Certainly not as good as other dancers have led me to believe). See my NATO report on selling dances by reference to blood drinking, shape shifting politician-aliens. As for "how old are you" and "how long have you been dancing" and "what do you normally do" - chances are reasonable I'm just making it up anyway, so I don't find it boring at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jarhead

    Hmmm, I may have to re-think going to clubs. After a lot of what I have read here, I'm not feeling too welcome.
    Err, do you feel unwelcome when you are actually inside the club? THAT is what should count! If the ladies are taking care of you in real life, then don't worry about what is said here. Don't forget, the strippers NEED YOU more than you need them, you are their meal ticket!

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    Hello, welcome handsome man.

    What is your name?

    How long you stay Thailand?

    Where you from?

    You have wife?

    You have girlfriend?

    You buy me drink?

    I like you

    I no like Thai man, boxing all time drink too much.

    Mmmm you very big.

    You think I beautiful?

    You buy me another drink?

    I no like young man, boxing all the time drink too much.

    You like me?

    You like me long time I go with you?

    Why you look at other lady?

    You like two lady can do can do.

    I only work here six weeks.

    Before dancing I was a. professor of economics at university.

    b. rice farmer

    c. cleaning apartments

    d. waitress

    You want boom boom I very horny no have man long time?

    I 26 year that OK?

    No, I no think you too old, you strong man.

    “the next day”

    Giggle

    Giggle

    What I doing?

    I clean you loom.

    Make make breakfast.

    I love you long time.

    Long time.




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    I wouldn't listen to the complaints about conversation too closely. The real pain is making conversation when your well of ideas and energy for it has simply run out. Try asking her if she feels like talking, and if not, let her know that's perfectly OK. If you intend to buy a dance, let her know, but offer her a quiet break until she's ready to go for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jarhead
    Hmmm, I may have to re-think going to clubs. After a lot of what I have read here, I'm not feeling too welcome.
    I think it should be stated that there is a difference between SW and the environment one will encounter at a SC. In the latter, it is in the dancer's best monetary interest to put on a happy face to please us, to hang on our every whim and treat us like a rock star, even as we are whistling at them, touching them in places we would most likely never touch a strange woman in the outside world, and bearing our souls in excrutiating, sordid detail to them. Realize that while being an outlet of desire, lust and frustration for several clients a night can be profitable, it can also exact a toll on a gal's mind.

    In the SC environment, these gals cannot shed this veneer without paying some consequence for doing so. That's where a place like SW comes in and gives them an outlet to vent. One can only be an emotional punching bag for so long before they need to do some punching themselves. I'd suspect that if we were in their positions, it wouldn't be any different.

    So try not to take man-bashing to heart upstairs. I don't feel that most dancers hate men or are unappreciative of our business deep down, but after seeing our kind at our worst night after night (let's face it, some of our fellow custies aren't exactly gentlemen), there's bound to be some deflected anger shown in the posts up there. Better to get those frustrations out in cyberspace than in real life.
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    I like it when customers tell me funny jokes or amusing anecdotes... If I'm not interested, you will know very quickly because the chair beside you will be empty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jarhead
    What the f*ck are you supposed to talk about!? Or are we just supposed to nod and grunt while handing over a continuous stream of 10s and 20s?
    well, if you're the one carrying the 10s and 20s. you can talk about anything you want.
    Quote Originally Posted by jarhead
    I mean, I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I kind of like talking to the lady who is grinding away in my lap, before, during and after.
    no, i'm pretty indifferent to the act before or afterwards. OTOH, the only conversation i want during a dance is brief, direct and to the point. "yo stripper! cut the chit-chat and get yer tits out.", seems to work pretty well.
    Quote Originally Posted by jarhead
    Hmmm, I may have to re-think going to clubs. After a lot of what I have read here, I'm not feeling too welcome.
    oh, don't take it personal. what's the old adage, "Laws are like sausages. You sleep far better the less you know about how they are made". well, you can put strippers in that group. trust me, blissful ignorance is extremely underrated in this instance.
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    It's just venting, a form of catharsis hardly unique to a particular industry.




    And about a bazillion blogs...

    Best that they vent in cyberspace and not on the job.

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    Thanks all for the posts, suggestions, comments, etc. And thanks Jenny for responsing and letting me know you were kidding (except about the 50s lmao).

    Part of my problem is it has been years since I have been to a club. I am coming out of a long but ultimately screwed up relationship in which I allowed everything in my life to be shut down. So, I was thinking about trying out some clubs and enjoying the new-found freedom I have. No, I am not looking for a girlfriend in the club, no I am not looking for extras, no I am not looking for a therapist. I am looking to have fun talking to, joking with and getting dances from some hot, sexy, beautiful women. Yes, I understand it is a job, a demanding job, a draining job, and I am expected to pay for their time and interest. It's just that after reading some things in here, I am not sure I want to be lumped into the category of a pathetic looser who couldn't get a real woman on his best day and whom is loathed and despised by the very people he is forking over his hard-earned money to. You don't have to love me, just show me a little respect. And I in turn will do the same, will be a gentleman and a generous customer.

    If there are any ladies out there in clubs in the D.C./Baltimore area that would like such a customer, give me the name of the club and I will be happy to patronize your establishment.

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    While it is certainly nice when dancers don't despise me, or see me as a PL, I got over caring about that a long time ago, I suggest you do the same, you'll enjoy your clubbing much more.

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    jarhead, based upon your confession of just coming out of a relationship and your newness to the game, just be careful. Dem strippers are evil...fun but evil LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by jarhead
    ...yada yada yada

    It's just that after reading some things in here, I am not sure I want to be lumped into the category of a pathetic looser who couldn't get a real woman on his best day and whom is loathed and despised by the very people he is forking over his hard-earned money to. You don't have to love me, just show me a little respect. And I in turn will do the same, will be a gentleman and a generous customer.

    If there are any ladies out there in clubs in the D.C./Baltimore area that would like such a customer, give me the name of the club and I will be happy to patronize your establishment.
    So try this one....

    Find a cute smart looking strippa and wave her over. Stand up when she gets close. Introduce yourself. Hand her $40 and ask her to sit down and tell you about her day because it could not possibly be worse than yours was.

    Drink a beer. Listen to her stripper drama and be happy it's not yours. Laugh.

    Buy a few dances from her.

    Go home.
    ---

    End of a not completely pathetic loser excursion to a strip club.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jarhead
    I am coming out of a long but ultimately screwed up relationship in which I allowed everything in my life to be shut down. So, I was thinking about trying out some clubs and enjoying the new-found freedom I have. No, I am not looking for a girlfriend in the club, no I am not looking for extras, no I am not looking for a therapist. I am looking to have fun talking to, joking with and getting dances from some hot, sexy, beautiful women.
    fair enough. it sounds like you know what you want.
    Quote Originally Posted by jarhead
    It's just that after reading some things in here, I am not sure I want to be lumped into the category of a pathetic looser who couldn't get a real woman on his best day and whom is loathed and despised by the very people he is forking over his hard-earned money to. You don't have to love me, just show me a little respect. And I in turn will do the same, will be a gentleman and a generous customer.
    on second thought, maybe not. why don't you try being less like this guy and being more like the guy i quoted above. if anything makes you a PL. it's the fact that you're frantically wringing your hands in anguish over some woman you're paying to sit on your balls.
    Quote Originally Posted by Richard_Head
    While it is certainly nice when dancers don't despise me, or see me as a PL, I got over caring about that a long time ago, I suggest you do the same, you'll enjoy your clubbing much more.
    you would do well to listen to RH advice, jarhead.
    Quote Originally Posted by jarhead
    If there are any ladies out there in clubs in the D.C./Baltimore area that would like such a customer, give me the name of the club and I will be happy to patronize your establishment.
    LOL..one more thing, once you learn how to get what you want in a sc. there's no need come to MB looking to give strippers your business.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mr_punk
    it's the fact that you're frantically wringing your hands in anguish over some woman you're paying to sit on your balls.


    True.

    Jarhead, maybe don't read the forums here and just go to the clubs. Stop trying to commit mentacide (when you think so much your brain starts to kill you) and live a little, n'kay?

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    Since when did going to SC's become rocket science?

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    I know my bank accounts are very grateful to the pink site! Whenever I feel like going to a strip club, I just browse over there for about 20 minutes, and decide to save my money instead.

    This has saved me well over $1200 per month, all of last year. Keep up the good work ladies!

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