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    Company policy HIGHLY discourages fraternization between employees.

    That being said, I have a huge crush on a colleage. He's always in my office, or I'm always in his. He is so great to talk to about all of the stupid office politics shit I'm going through because I'm, well,me, and getting flack for dressing too sexy and acting too flirtatious. Today we were walking down to have lunch and I was about to say, let's just go fuck in my car when thank dog two other coworkers appeared and tagged along for lunch.

    He shined my boots in his office this afternoon while I was wearing them. That's not a euphemism, although I wish it was.

    I work with a bunch of hot young financial hotshots, but this guy isn't physically anything to write home about. He's balding, has a paunch, and has kind of a high, nasally voice. I love deep voices. But he's a total flirt, just like me, so we just can't help it.

    Oh, and he has a girlfriend.


    GODDAMIT!! I'm so fucking horny all the time since I quit stripping. The dancing kept my drive in check since I was sharing a great deal of my sexual energy with all of those men. Now, I don't have a regular good quality fuck and I'm bouncing off the fucking walls. I'm so horny that my ears are ringing!!

    If I don't start getting some regular ass soon, I'm totally going to have to proposition this guy, and possibly get turned down, making an ass of myself! Then I'll still have to see him everyday at work.

    What should I do?????? Friends, please advise!

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    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    Default Re: Awww Fuckedy Fuck, I've got a Crush and its NOT Good!

    umm, if he spends THAT much time with you AND gives you the cinderella foot treatment, it sounds like he wants you too....so I'm curious about his girlfriend. Is he going to be leaving her soon? He's not looking for extracurricular nookie, is he? Because that I think would be worse than fraternizing with an office coworker.
    as for making an ass of one's self, I TOTALLY hear you. I have a couple threads on sex and sex toys. My I VIBE rabbit is coming tomorrow, and it's about three months too late. I've got some catching up to do. But you may be talking about sex with a guy, which has it's own level on the "man I'm so horny" existence.


    I'd figure out the girlfriend issue before worrying about the office thing (that is, trusting yourself and him not to have it spill over into office time, though those desks are pretty tempting, aren't they?)

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    Kat, I see two red flags in your post. First, if you mess around with someone from work and it doesn't work out and you still have to work with him, it will definitely be awkward. Second, he has a girlfriend, and as exciting as sneaking around may seem, what goes around comes around. How would you feel if your man was screwing around on you?

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    wow, and I JUST read the part about the paunch. Beware, no sex for extended periods of time makes people make as poor sexual decisions as when their flaming drunk. Is this guy someone you're going to want to look back on as having slept with, or is your libido blinding you?

    ADULTFRIENDFINDER.COM, hell, even MYSPACE

    a bit of online flirting can sometimes check that libido, or knock it down a few notches.

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    Shit Kat, YOU DO NOT DIP YOU PEN IN THE COMPANY INK WELL!!!
    Or visa versa, THE COMPANY INK WELL DOES NOT ACCEPT COMPANY PENS.

    You have worked too hard to get to this point. It is all down hill. Take a vibrator into work and handle it in the bathroom.... Blame the buzzing on your cell phone.

    Shit, if you want a balding man with a paunch, take me. You won't get fired.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sitri

    Shit, if you want a balding man with a paunch, take me. You won't get fired.
    Hehehe, I'm all in! But you're also not single and available. Awww poo.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    Yea, but you give me 100mg of viagra and I can last like 2 minutes....
    The apology is very eloquoent and lasts another hour with promises that you won't believe.

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    Slam your head in the car door! WTF are you thinking? I might end up taking over as the top part-Jewish moneygrubbing stripper on SW if you get fired & hit the skids.

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    The guy is balding, has a paunch, and the new girl in the office, a single lovely woman, is flirting with him. Of course he's taken in. He may have a girlfriend, but here's the new hottie who's giving off pheremones and talks like she wants it, and he's mentally exploring the path to least resistance here. (Kat, remember what I said about the things that have kept mankind from establishing peace on earth and colonies on other worlds?)

    Law of the Office: "Don't dip your pen in the company inkwell."

    Law of Nature: "Don't shit where you eat." (Chickens are stupid about this law.)

    In this case, they're really the same law.

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    Hehehe, I googled him and am finding more info than I care to know about him online. He's kind of a dork, perhaps this will turn me off of him.

    "Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    Default Re: Awww Fuckedy Fuck, I've got a Crush and its NOT Good!

    Don't shit where you eat in the corporate world! At least in the SC you can bounce & go to another SC. Hop from club to club if you want to escape from an old fuckee'er.

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    Default Re: Awww Fuckedy Fuck, I've got a Crush and its NOT Good!

    Had a friend who fucked a co-worker, the boss found out and she and the co-worker were fired. She lost a great paying job with awesome benefits and he turned out to be a jerk and waste of time.

    Think this through thoroughly before you jump the gun...literally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusGoddess
    Had a friend who fucked a co-worker, the boss found out and she and the co-worker were fired. She lost a great paying job with awesome benefits and he turned out to be a jerk and waste of time.

    Think this through thoroughly before you jump the gun...literally.
    Yeah, I'm definately trying to be careful and not take the step. Thanks for the cautious warnings everyone. I am really impulsive, especially sexually, and trying to control myself for once.

    BUT, Venus, your friend got FIRED for sleeping with a co-worker?? Is that even legal? I mean, consenting adults should be able to sleep with who they want, right?

    My issue is mostly with the girlfriend thing, I don't want to be that person, its not cool.

    People meet on the job, fall in love, get married, all the time! How could a company not allow people to be able to fall in love? Or was your friend sleeping with her boss, or someone she managed? Because this person and I are in the same position.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    Step away from the Google!

    What happened to anal boy?

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    The best advice is the simple "Do not Dip Into That Well" which is being expounded here.

    Despite it being good advice, its often the hardest to heed, despite the seemingly obvious consequences.

    Your co-workers are people who you spend hours upon hours with, often more then your own family and friends. If anyonee can relate to what you go through at work and involving work, its them. Unless all one's co-workers are complete lumps of flesh, or you are a complete introvert, maintaining a "business only" relationship is difficult, Its a entirely human thing to do to get close to them in various ways. You relate to them, and they can relate to you.

    Heck, I married someone I worked with. We had the same schedules, went through the same bullshit, and spent much time together at work. People outside of work would just not understand. That understanding was a the basis for the friendship that turned into a relationship. The fact that it didnt work out and we divorced didnt have anything to do with the fact that we were co-workers when we started.

    Katrine, the reasons for not going there are obvious, and have been well gone over by other posters (and you are far from dumb, so you know what the ramifications could be). I hope you dont give in, but if you do, I could understand why, and sorta couldnt blame you.

    Been there, done that.

    PJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by smartcookie

    What happened to anal boy?
    He's shady, I don't see it working out with him. Eh, we're talking, we hooked up over the weekend. But I need ass on a REGULAR basis. One week is like an eternity to me!!!! I just develop crushes and fall in lust so easily with the right mix of chemical attraction and being paid attention to. Now I'm thinking about fucking him while I jerk off, oh no...time to go another round....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    Kat, I work in the same industry as you, shoot me your resume and I'll line you up here in AZ, from there I'll be happy to take care of your needs.

    Seriously though, I agree with the others, it's usually not a good idea to "shit where you eat", I've done it a few times and it never turned out well, no firings or anything just a very uncomfortable work environment........and how long do you really think things would last with a balding guy with a paunch?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard_Head
    .and how long do you really think things would last with a balding guy with a paunch?
    I would guess at least a couple hours

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    Don't screw the crew!

    and NEVER be a side dish...

    (i understand the bald crush tho'... yikes)

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    ^ Yeah, Peter Garrett, Midnight Oil!!!!! Ooooooh.


    Katrine honey, look elsewhere. A good job is hard to find these days. And you might risk getting blackballed locally in that field. Life's not fair.

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    So not a big deal

    Where do most americans meet their mates? School, work, and church
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sh0t
    So not a big deal

    Where do most americans meet their mates? School, work, and church
    ...and Methadone Clinics.

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    it's easier for guys to screw the crew because of the old-boys network.

    i'd wager that more chics get fired for that than guys.

    "get rid of the scorpion woman from finance... wretched harlot that she is (make way for fresh meat)"

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    Don't screw the guys you work with on a daily basis. Screw the ones that work in other departments, or even better, other buildings. Interdepartmental fucking rules. Less chance for gossipy shit and drama.

    And don't forget your "flair" and TPM reports.

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    There has gotta be a LOT more people outside of work than inside. You're looking at a very messy situation. Keep on looking and you'll find someone. Just don't overwhelm them at first. Most guys would be only too happy to meet a good fuck-happy gal, but they are aware that many gifts like that come with bagage. Make sure the relationship is on more solid footing, and above all choose someone you want to be around longer than a couple of weeks.

    I know this is pretty basic, but you seem to be looking for external guidance. This is mine.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

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