I'm in the No. VA/DC area and would like to try some clubs. I know my immediate area is pretty sparce but I was thinking Baltimore or Richmond. Any suggestions?
I'm in the No. VA/DC area and would like to try some clubs. I know my immediate area is pretty sparce but I was thinking Baltimore or Richmond. Any suggestions?
Sorry, but DC clubs are the dullest I've ever been to. It was a couple of years ago, but I don't think they even had table dances--just the stage. Same thing with one in Crystal City, VA. Save your money. Don't know about MD.
It would help if you post exactly what you are looking for in a club. Then we might be able to help you.
Lap dancing is illegal in DC, so you need to go to Bmore if you feel like laps or booking any serious CR action. (Actually, if you want serious laps or CR action, go to NYC or Vegas or Houston or Tampa or any other of a dozen cities. But I digress.) Your best bet locally for laps is probably the Hustler club down on the block in Baltimore. If you try the other clubs down there, just make sure you are up on your shots. Seriously.
If you have more modest requirements and don't want to travel, you can check out the showbars in DC. In that class, the only club worth mentioning is Camelot, my home club, where the quality of the women is as good as you'll see anywhere in the country. The trick to Camelot, though, is becoming a regular, because otherwise you are likely to remain somewhat invisible until you become well-known, well-trusted and embraced. It takes a lot of time and a great deal of money to reach this level. When that actually happens, though, it may very well change your life forever. I am just warning you about that right now.![]()




Hey Jar...like what I have seen from your posts![]()
When I am in DC and going clubbing, I first do everything I can to go to Bmore. It is only like 40 miles up 95 and it is 3-5 lanes the whole way. That is some fun driving...like driving in JerseyWhen I get to Baltimore, I go to Manhattan Players Club. (http://www.playersclubinbaltimore.com./) It is actually a little north and to the east of bmore but I think it is worth the trip. Think MILEAGE here because it isn't the nicest place in the world and the girls are not the hottest you have ever seen. But they are pretty and friendly and you never ask why the lap dances are $30 after you have your first one.
If I can't go to Bmore, I go to the home of the wingman's first ATF, the Showcase Theater (http://www.noplacelikeshowcase.com/)in Beltsville, MD. This is actually just a couple of miles north of a beltway exit (can't remember which one.) This place is less nice than MPC...actually I find it a little scary. But there is a couple of real 5 star talent there...when you meet them, you will look past the low-rent digs, pretty quickly actually.
If you are looking for a nice, high-class Gentlemen's club experience, I think you have to go with The Other Owner's suggestion of Larry Flint's Hustler club. I have never been personally (I get to the area I lot but I REALLY like MPC) but I have heard good things. As for the rest of the Block, don't bother, vaccinations or no. They are not clubs and it is an insult to clubs and SCers everywhere to call them that. They are whorehouses, and if that is what you want, invest in the ticket to Reno![]()
-gen
"See, believe it or not (and I don't care whether you do), it's never been about the sex. I get sex at home, anytime, and we like it, and it's good for both of us. No, my stripclub experience has been about acceptance, and affirmation, and desirability...There have been some women who have a personality that just clicks with mine, and in the faux-sex atmosphere of the club, it's a mix that is completely seductive." - Jay Zeno
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