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    I got this as an email forward today, and laughed out loud!

    *Do you have feelings of inadequacy?*

    *Do you suffer from shyness?*




    *Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?**

    If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask
    your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila¨.

    Tequila¨ is the safe, natural way to feel better and
    more confident about yourself and your actions.
    Tequila¨ can*

    *help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell
    the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

    You will notice the benefits of Tequila¨ almost
    immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacle that prevents you from living the life you want to live.

    Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will
    discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start
    living with Tequila¨.

    Tequila¨ may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant
    or nursing should not use Tequila¨. However, women who wouldn't
    mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to
    try it.

    Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,
    erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache,*

    *dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing
    Karaoke and play all-night
    rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked
    Twister.*


    *Tequila¨: Leave Shyness Behind!*


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    OMG I love it, lol!!!

    I am a regualr Tequlia user, already.

    Good to know I'm on the right track!
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    the side effects are the best part of that.

    i'm definately going to send that to my friends and family!
    There's a wild side behind every innocent face.

    End violence against women.
    I support Dottie.


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    OMG!!!!! That is soooo true....only took 3 shots before I got on stage the first time...lol

    Thanks for sharing!!!

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    If you like that, you'll love my holiday cookies :

    Christmas Cookies

    1 cup of water
    1 tsp baking soda
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup of brown sugar
    Lemon juice
    4 large eggs
    1 cup nuts
    2 cups of dried fruit
    1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

    Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
    again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
    drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large
    fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

    At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try
    another cup just in case.

    Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
    chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix
    on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just! pry
    it loose with a drewscriver.

    Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of
    salt, or something. Check the Jose Cuervo.

    Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a
    spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
    Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to
    beat off the turner.

    Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish
    the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

    CHERRY MISTMAS!!
    !

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    ^^^^^^^^^^ Love it!

    I'm so gunna send that one to everyone next year, lol.
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    Feel like a damn salt lick at the goats petting zoo!
    <08SM>

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