I got this as an email forward today, and laughed out loud!
*Do you have feelings of inadequacy?*
*Do you suffer from shyness?*
*Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?**
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask
your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila¨.
Tequila¨ is the safe, natural way to feel better and
more confident about yourself and your actions.
Tequila¨ can*
*help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell
the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Tequila¨ almost
immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacle that prevents you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start
living with Tequila¨.
Tequila¨ may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant
or nursing should not use Tequila¨. However, women who wouldn't
mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to
try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,
erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache,*
*dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing
Karaoke and play all-night
rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked
Twister.*
*Tequila¨: Leave Shyness Behind!*



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the side effects are the best part of that. 
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