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    I once worked with a skinny little, very f**ked up on drugs, schizophrenic, bipolar, absolute headcase girl who called herself Flavour (ha ha) which is a bad enough as it is, but to make it even more ironic i've seen her use highlighter pens as eyecolour, dish liquid for hair product and i once saw her use insect surface spray as body spray. I asked her why she was using surface spray on herself and she argued that it was fly spray. I kid you not.
    I came off stage once to see a girl with a needle hanging from her neck whilst she fumbled aroung looking for a tissue.
    I worked on freaky street for too many years. I have more stories but i think i've suppressed alot of them, for my own good.

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    I've never worked with girls that were that messed up, but I did get a chair thrown at me a few weeks ago and got punched in the arm by a girl who wanted to use my cell phone. I was on the phone at the time and told her she could use it when I was done, but apparently my five minute phone call didn't end fast enough for her. She was really drunk (I later found out she's an alcoholic and has done things like this to other girls before).

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    OH ha ha ha . I like this thread.

    I have worked with some real winners. There was this girl, Tammy, who we all called Ting Ting. She was from Vietnam. She told me one day that I shouldn't get too close to her because she was on the subway with al queda and may have gotten a touch of anthrax. She also used to pick her pubic hair out with tweezers RIGHT BY MY LOCKER? I asked her to stop and she told me she would slap my face if I tald her to stop again. I just let it go. Crazy girl.

    I have also seen girls cook up heroin in their lockers.

    There are some weirdos out there!

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    There was this girl named Sparkle (affectionately called Spackle) who was schizophrenic. And talked about it, constantly. Like, she had Angels that would tell her what wasn't real ("like, right now I really know that there are cameras on the other side of these mirrors and the government is watching us and then selling pictures on porn sites, but the Angels say that's not true, so I believe them"). She wouldn't take her medication because schizophrenia was a gift from God, and if all of the schizophrenics in the world would go off their meds, they could carry out Gods plan here on earth. She always wore those little kid gloves and matching anklet socks and leg warmers, she had them to match every outfit.

    It didn't help that she had man hips, and so the DJ and some of the girls would make fun of her for that.

    For some reason she liked me, and she would follow me around and tell me about her life, and the things her angels told her and stuff. One time I gave her one of those coffee table "wisdom of the angels" type books that someone gave me for Christmas, and she recognized the angels in it.

    Eventually she quit, and when she pulled off the leg warmers, there were tract marks all up and down her legs.

    But the worst part came later. I advocate for kids that are involved in the court system, which means I spend a lot of time waiting outside courtrooms. I'm sitting there one day... and I hear her voice. I look up and she's chatting with one of the adult probation officers. I'm hoping she won't recognize me, and she doesn't for a long time, but after an hour and a half of waiting she comes over to me and she's like, "hey, I think I know you, did you maybe used to work at this club..." Her probation officer wass staring at me. I was like, "uhm, club? No... I work with children?" Then she winks at me and asks if maybe it was just my alter ego? I was like No, I don't know what you're talking about. Then her probation officer came and grabbed her.



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    re: MishaBliss--yeah, that girl's weird, but the highlighter thing probably works good in black light...depends on the look ; )

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    Urgh, Lena. I have some stories to tell you....

    My Sh*t List: The awful little troll who caused someone to be shot to death in front of the club (OTC transaction gone bad) and had the nerve to walk around looking sorry for herself...nice...
    Ugly, ugly...Peaches..you know who you are
    The crackhead strawberry I ratted out to our agency boss for getting crackish in the can at a hotel bachelor party & then ran into her recently...

    The majority of dancers I knew were pretty cool. These chicks were padding for the rest of us to slide into Purgatory. Ha ha.

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    wow....some weird stories here. i've met a lot of strange girls over the years....one stands out the most, and it's really sad in some way, because she had her normal moments where she was smart, articulate, graceful and pretty. she had been educated and self-sufficent for years...then she started smoking lots of crack and sleeping with the club owner, who, after she lost her apartment, allowed her to live in the club. she'd sleep in one of the VIP rooms when the place was closed, and then work when it was open.

    it really got weird when she thought she was carrying God's baby, and that she had to make a manger for the baby (she wasn't pregnant). during a day shift, she began unrolling toilet paper from the girl's bathroom, dragging it en mass to a VIP room, and spreading it around....she intended it to have the effect that woodchips do for hamsters. we couldn't use the VIP room that day in case Jesus 2.0 came. the customers were beside themselves. anyhow....that was years ago, and i hope she got better. she also thought the angels were in the mirrors, and would talk to her reflection and point and motion to it on stage....while wearing a construction hat (on top of which she had a party hat). i dunno...

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    I never worked with anyone who was as bad as some of your stories, but I have a funny story a good dancer friend of mine told me. This friend of mine worked with this girl once who was heavily into drugs (mostly crack). One time the crackhead was on stage, grabbed her pussy lips, moved them back and forth and said "Quack quack!" She also ran around the bar while the bartenders tried to catch her, yelling "I see dead people! Hurry, they're after us!" while all the customers were looking at her like "What the fuck?" I guess this girl has been fired from almost every club in Wisconsin for drugs, prostitution, and doing crazy shit like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadisonM
    I've never worked with girls that were that messed up, but I did get a chair thrown at me a few weeks ago and got punched in the arm by a girl who wanted to use my cell phone. I was on the phone at the time and told her she could use it when I was done, but apparently my five minute phone call didn't end fast enough for her. She was really drunk (I later found out she's an alcoholic and has done things like this to other girls before).
    WTF?! It was YOUR phone and you were nice enough to let her use it and she freaked out... oh hell no... this is why I share NOTHING - you need a phone? Theres a payphone outside - heres 2 quarters.

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    This thread is funny in a Jerry Springer kind of way.

    I've only worked with really normal craziness compared to what some of you ladies have seen.

    The club I'm currently working at has one chick that says really random statements, and accuses everyone of stealing from her, but that is about it. Her random statemets might go something like this:
    Crazy girl: "when am I up?"
    DJ: "In two songs"
    crazy girl: "Okay, but only with the chairs"
    DJ: "Huh?"


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    Wow, I don't think I've worked with anyone as crazy as mentioned here, but there was this one girl at a club I used to work at. Priscilla: She was HUGE and barely spoke a word of english. And SMELLED so bad. One day, her regular did a LD with another girl while she was up on stage. Tell me how Priscilla got of the stage, when into the VIP booth and dragged the guy out mid LD, and sat him down at the tip rail. She then got back up on the stage, squatted in front of him, and pissed on the stage. Ugh, I refused to go up on the stage after that.

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    This may not be nice for me to say but this thread is almost comical. I went to visit a club in Florida to dance at. We were in the dressing room and it smelled like shit in there literally. I see his girl behind getting up from her pile of diarrhea on the floor and has it all over her shoes and back of her legs/ass. Someone went and told management and he came and told her to get her "shit" and leave. This isn't a joke either.

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    omg. This chick at my work walks around high on something. She walks into things and is very disoriented. She is there every day and pulls tons of doubles. She is very homely looking and sickly looking.

    BUT,,,,, i haven't seen her for a month or so.... So i don't know what happened? I do hope she is ok.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greenidlady1
    This may not be nice for me to say but this thread is almost comical. I went to visit a club in Florida to dance at. We were in the dressing room and it smelled like shit in there literally. I see his girl behind getting up from her pile of diarrhea on the floor and has it all over her shoes and back of her legs/ass. Someone went and told management and he came and told her to get her "shit" and leave. This isn't a joke either.
    the manager told her to like get her "shit" literally? j/k! thats gross!


    where in fl?

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    Christ, now I feel better about some of the shit I have seen! Especially back in the dressing room, and especially in my present club. I could write a book, here, lol...

    In fact I probably will, but not in this thread.

    My current favorite is the one who tried to get me in deep shit with some really heavy guys. They were smart enough to know that she was not to be taken without a grain of salt--but nonetheless one of my other dancer friends had to go straighten it out with them. That was it, though, I raised holy hell with one of the owners about it, and I will do almost anything to handle things myself before I go to anyone else about any dancer.

    This girl would spend days on end sleepless from doing crystal meth before coming to work, jabber her musical demands and lurch off onto the floor, demand to go onstage immediately regardless of how many others were there before her--or scream bloody murder if you tried to put her up without asking first.

    She would scream loudly "This song sucks! Why are you playing this n***er music?!!" during a Mariah Carey song, so the whole club could hear her.

    She would also randomly leap off the stage and go sit at a table in the middle of the song--once she did this three times in a four minute song. At least she didn't stink--but then I have a bad sense of smell, lol.

    I have actually worked with far more bizarre dancers, but she has been the worst.

    Oh, one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen was a dancer who had the hots for me, when I was doing bodypainting. She kept leering at me and making comments all night. Then later my Gfriend at the time came into the dressing room after working another club, and was sitting with me. This girl reached down, pulled up her large hanging stretchmark covered stomach which was covering her kitty, looked right at me, and started finger fucking herself.

    My Gfrind and I just started laughing--what else could we do, except maybe barf all over...
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    I work with a nutjob now. When I first started working there (august 2004) she seemed mostly normal, but she has been going downhill fast.

    This girl is a walking definition of "Delusions of Grandeur". She dances all over the bar (this in sot a stage club. SHe has to dance in between the pool tables) like she is in some broadway play or Mid-80's Madonna video. SHe does crazy moves in the middle of her dances, like Rockette kick line kicks. She tells everybody all these outlandish stories about herself. Some examples:

    • She used to be a dominatrix making thousands of dollars a night (which does not explain why she is now dancing to a jukebox in a dive bar)
    • She is part of the Mob
    • She is a former gang member
    • She has killed people and stuffed them in car trunks
    • She has variuous bizarre health problems, including having only one lung. AND bronchitis.
    • We (the other dancers) don't like her because she is perfect
    • She is actaully a princess in her home counrty. (she is American, as far as I know)
    She has now also gotten into the habit of insulting other dancers/bar tenders in front of customers. She has done it to me twice, most of the other girls at least once, and the only bar tender whose shift she works on.

    Last night she followed me in the dressing room because she claims I bumped her and started screaming at me. At one point she screamed that she had nothing to hide. to which I (oh so cleaverly) replied:

    "We all KNOW you have nothing to hide. That's why everybody knows you grab dicks while you are giving discount dances!"

    To which she said, "SOmebody told me they finger fucked you!" This is the biggest joke. I am probably the prissiest girl on Manheim road.

    So after she flounced out of the dressing room, one of the other girls came back in and told me she was telling the cusomers that she is Cinderella and we (other dancers) are all the Evil Stepsisters.

    I laughed so hard I almost wet my pants!


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    Quote Originally Posted by tampafldancer
    the manager told her to like get her "shit" literally? j/k! thats gross!


    where in fl?
    He didn't mean pick up your literal shit off the floor. He just meant "get your shit", (belongings) and leave. It was just funny the way he said it because she had shit in the floor literally.

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    ^Did she do it intentionally? or did she just have a bad case of the runs and couldn't stop it???

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    My worst experience was with a total crackhead working in a club in Indiana. I really didn't know much about any of the girls working in this particular club since I was just 'passing through' for a week - but this particular girl and her club customer boyfriend and entourage was the source of a whole bunch of drama (which I tried my best to ignore). At any rate, to make a long story short, there was so much drama that by (I think) 12:00 on a thursday night the clubowner finally fired this dancer and kicked out her boyfriend and his buddies.

    The insanity started at about 1:30 AM, when this dancer snuck in the back door of the club and came into the dancer's dressing room with a sawed off shotgun, with the intention of shooting the dancer that she figured had ratted her and her boyfriend out for doing/selling crack in the club. Fortunately, she missed everybody, but the wall next to where I was standing at the other end of the dressing room had a nice pattern of buckshot !

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    oh. my. god. i'd have been freaking out!!! What a crazy psycho bitch!!
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    Melonie's story is scary! The shit story is just disgusting! I want to know too-did she take a shit in the dressing room on purpose, or was it an accident? I take it she was either on drugs or really, really, really drunk?

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    I don't think she would have did it on purpose. I didn't know her but she was really, really drunk.

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    I've seen girls piss and shit in trash cans before...



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    a dancer in japan, pissed on a customer.then denied she done it.he was soaked! she tried saying it was him that pissed.lol

    a dancer here in nz had mange (sp) that disease dogs get if they are dirty and unkept. she used to put guys beer bottles up her kitty then make them drink from it! she was covered in scabs...ew

    another dancer wore those arm sleeve things to cover her track marks,her daughter got taken off her by the government.you get the picture- she was on stage one night when a customer grabbed her kitty, she picked up his bottle of beer, and just like in the movies, smashed the end of it over the tip rail, and ramed it in the side of his face. she got fired. she was all class.lol. she came back in a few months ago,with her bf as a customer. tipped all the girls and seemed kinda normal. brought her bf a few dances and was happy. suddenly she turned had a huge fight with him in the club, grabbed his hair and smashed his head and tried smashing it onto the table top. shes a nutter. it was funny tho. he was laughing-i guess shes always needed anger managment.

    thats the worst iver worked with.

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    Melonie's story is scary!
    Actually, the saturday night of the very same week, an even scarier incident occurred which may or may not be related to the fired dancer's boyfriend and entourage. It seems that in this particular Indiana city all of the clubowners get together on Saturday night for a fairly high rolling card game in a second floor room above the club I was working in (visualize the BadaBing club from the Sopranos without Sicilians). At any rate, on the saturday night following the shotgun in the dressing room incident, a couple of masked punks (suspected to be tied in with the fired dancer's coke dealing boyfriend) get up the balls to try and hold up the clubowners game. Even though a couple of the clubowners are packing heat too, they decide to let the punks take the cash rather than risk an exchange of fire, and track down the idiots after the fact with or without the help of local cops if you catch my drift. However, after the punks grab the money, they bust a cap into each of the clubowners anyhow ... arms, legs, nothing lethal (suspected to be intended as a message) - and all of the clubowners wind up in the ER.

    Even though I was working elsewhere for the next month or so, I stayed in touch with the club to find out how everything worked out (I actually liked this clubowner, plus I planned on being back in the same city soon and wanted to stay on good terms). I call the club a week later and the bartender tells me that the owner's game had to be cancelled that week because not enough guys had been released from the hospital yet ! I call the club the next week and all of a sudden everybody clams up about everything. I return to this club in person the following week and get the whole story from the owner.

    It seems that 2 weeks after the original game was robbed and the clubowners were shot, all of the owners were anxious to make up for lost time and were having one whopper of a card game, despite the bandages and crutches and casts. It also seems that another batch of masked punks (don't really know if it was the same guys or not) decide to try and hold up the owners game AGAIN ! However, this time, the second that the punks pulled pistols out of their jackets, every single clubowner opened up on the punks with hand cannons of their own ! Both punks get blown right through the (second floor) window, and wind up splattered all over the roofs of club customers' cars in the parking lot.

    Needless to say, local cops had no choice but to haul in the clubowners, which was the reason that nobody was talking to me the week before. However, for whatever mysterious reason, the clubowners were all released without charges on the grounds of self defense.

    You can't make this stuff up, folks, it's just too damn weird !

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