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    Quote Originally Posted by Lena
    I've seen girls piss and shit in trash cans before...
    me too. it's a disturbing thing...especially if she's drunk and hits the wall.


    but melonie....i'm glad everyone was ok....that is scary as hell!

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    xxxxx
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    What drives me up the wall is seeing crackhead-type dancers with bad teeth...a dead giveaway to how they're taking care of themselves. I imagine it's a hustle killer too.
    I have a few more stories but I can't beat Melonie's, among others. Glad you didn't get capped, Mel!

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    I worked with a girl that was pregnant (she was going to quit once she was showing....but she kept on dancing anyway). One day I was talking to her and she said she had asked her doctor if it was ok for her to keep dancing while pregnant and the doctor said it was. She's telling me this while smoking and drinking can after can of red bull and mountain dew. I didnt know what to say. Also worked with a girl who would have conversations with the mirrors. Haven't seen anything really crazy like some of you have, just some odd stuff here and there.

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    Trailer Trash Tyler we called her. The first time I met her (my very first day stripping, Im VERY obviously an 18yo catholic schoolgirl who was terrified of the whole scenario) she starts the conversation with "you know, you should never have anal sex on the beach"

    She one day walks out of our private strip room saying "you might want to mop up in there, that guy pair me $100 to piss on him"

    At the xmas party she fucks her then boyf in the ladies bathrooms (this was at a function centre, with only one room hired by us so there are strangers who also used the facilities!!) then she complained that a) none of us joined in and b) the management asked her to leave.

    In our private dances customers can pay extra to masturbate themselves. This custie of mine jerks onto a $50 note and tries to give it to me, I ask for a "fresh" one he refuses (mind you he had literally $1000 on him at the time) and drops the $50 into the bin. No way IM touching it (It was a sorta power thing to make me beg/grovel I guess) so I show him out and tell the manager. TTT BOLTS into the room, grabs the $50 outta the bin and wipes it off. THEN she puts it down her top.

    These are all over about 6 months, before she was fired

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    There was a girl who's biological daddy would come to the club, tip her, and even get lapdances with her. It was so horrible and taboo that we couldn't even gossip about it.

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    Glad you didn't get capped, Mel!
    Yeah well, me too LOL !

    Actually, the closest call that I ever had was at the hands of a club customer not a dancer. This guy had apparently spent beaucoup bucks on a dancer with the implied promise that he was going to 'get his money's worth'. When the moment of truth arrived and the dancer didn't 'deliver', a nasty incident developed and the bouncers wound up throwing the guy out. About 30 minutes later the customer comes back into the club, and whips out a 45 pistol right in the middle of the club. I happen to be in the DJ booth at the time, which is only about 10ft away from this guy and uphill to boot. Needess to say, just about everybody in the club hit the floor as soon as they realized what this customer was doing.

    Fortunately, the DJ kept his cool. While this customer's attention was focused on the dancers near the stage, the DJ snuck up behind this guy with a huge metal flashlight and cold-cocked the customer.

    And people wonder why I hardly ever perform live in clubs anymore !!!

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    ^What happenes to these people?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krazyjane
    ^What happenes to these people?
    In the case of the crackhead dancer, who knows ? The clubowner didn't call in the cops even though she blew a pretty good hole in the club's dressing room wall (usually it takes a grievous bodily injury with pool of blood to convince clubowners to actually invite cops into the club !). Although nobody at the club talked specifically about this, I suspect that some 'private security personnel with Sicilian training' convinced her that moving to another city would be beneficial to her future health.

    As far as the crackhead dancer's boyfriend, it is suspected that he was one of the guys that wound up splattered all over the roof of some club customer's car after the second hold-up attempt was met with 'greater force' (or maybe bigger caliber ?) by the clubowners and buddies sitting in on the card game. Rumor has it that the clubowner of the place I was working had shoved a Ruger Redhawk (44 Magnum revolver) into his lower leg cast prior to the start of the game, which blew the would-be robber a.k.a. suspected crack dealer dancer's boyfriend straight backwards through the second floor window glass (immediately followed by about a 20 foot fall onto a club customer's car). The robber was found with his gun still in his hand on top of the car, so the local cops eventually let everything slide as 'self defense'. Rumor also has it that one higher-up cop at the station thanked the clubowner for doing the city a favor ... apparently the local cops already were on this guy's case for suspected crack dealing. But you didn't hear that from me LOL !

    As to the customer with the pistol, the clubowner had no choice but to call the cops because the DJ had cold-cocked the guy, who was out cold and bleeding in the middle of the club's main floor with 50 other customers as witnesses. The DJ got hassled by the cops about 'excessive force' but nothing came of it. If I remember right, this customer was a very well connected local businessman, and wound up being charged with something ridiculous like 'reckless endangerment' which he pleaded out and never spent a day in jail over.

    The moral of all these stories is ...
    1. some club cultures are pretty rough, even if the club doesn't look it
    2. police treat 'crimes' that happen in clubs very differently than if the same 'crimes' occurred in 'polite society'
    3. a smart dancer doesn't ask too many questions
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    To all the people that drink, do coke, and take Xanax and painkillers while they are pregnanat. The powers that be are watching.

    This is the worst thing to me about dancing. Why would you do something like this while you are pregnant??

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    Some fucked up stories here!

    There was a girl who's biological daddy would come to the club, tip her, and even get lapdances with her. It was so horrible and taboo that we couldn't even gossip about it.
    barf, barf...barf

    I've never worked with anyone even half as bad as any of these, that I know of. A few bitches, that's it. Knock on wood.

    Feature costumes for sale!

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    hey mermaid, which jp club was that in? i can't believe it...

    (one too many shots perhaps?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krazyjane
    There was a girl who's biological daddy would come to the club, tip her, and even get lapdances with her. It was so horrible and taboo that we couldn't even gossip about it.
    that's just wrong. sooooooo wrong.

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    Do you think that they were fucking?

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    OK, I have to add this story 'cause it's so f*cked up.....I had to work with a mentally ill dancer the last time I worked in the Midwest. She was a total witch to me all week. I had a night off of work because of flu. At 3AM, deliriously sick, I opened my room door in the dancer unit to find her propped up against the wall with blood running out of her nose, staring off into space....
    Due to her mentalness & mooching, she started rambling about how she couldn't get a taxi cab at 3AM, her nose was bleeding, and Did I have a car?
    She'd forgotten she didn't like me. I shut my door.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melonie

    The moral of all these stories is ...
    1. some club cultures are pretty rough, even if the club doesn't look it
    2. police treat 'crimes' that happen in clubs very differently than if the same 'crimes' occurred in 'polite society'
    3. a smart dancer doesn't ask too many questions
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    Three very useful things to remember.

    Maybe all these people just need hugs and positive affirmation...

    Well, not from me, lol--I'll let someone else handle that.

    I am loving these stories, it makes me feel better about my club, haha. Actually, I like my club--as I have said before--but we do have more than our share of loonytunes, both customers and dancers. It sure makes for some interesting and crazy stories, and I can think of no better place to get background for a novel or magazine article.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krazyjane
    Do you think that they were fucking?
    I don't want to know. do you think maybe it was a joke she had with her customer? maybe to shock you guys?

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    Maybe he had an incest fantasy and she was playing along, we could only hope so--did you have proof he was really her biological dad? Not that I doubt you, I'd just rather not believe it, probably.

    OTOH, there are some pretty twisted people out there...
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    Yeesh - what about the chick that WAS taken away by the police in a guns drawn raid for .. suspected intent to sell ( or whichever intent it was) Jailed, booked.. and then allowed to come back to work. Hmmm. Who's she blowing? I'll never tell.


    Or about the little girl that LEFT with a customer, bragged about sucking his dick, was fined a hundred dollars, let come back to work and then brags about how her "friend" is the owner of a well known strip club. Yeah right honey. Gosh. My stories are tame compared to some --

    I wish I could print out some of these and tape them to the dressing room mirror.

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    Wow those stories are crazy ! The only 2 stories I have are : This dancer that pissed in that other dancer stuff got suspended yes only suspended for like 3 months and then she came back. Also at this club (this was not in canada) there was alot of racism and me not comming from a racist family or environement I was shocked, we rarely see that here. Well in this club you will see latinos together and white together (dancers I mean) and then one night this big latina was very drunk and she was mad for not making alot of money and ahs started screaming I hate all white people and then proceed to throw away her glass of wine on the floor. Then a girl that was kinda her friend from the club said oh yeah so you hate me then the classy drunk girl said: If you were on fire on the street I wouldn't piss on you. That was nice and I was in shock an affraid. Then I come back to work the day after to see the girl still there. I can't believe manager's would put up with girls like that they are so much trouble and make all of us seems like no class bitches.

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    Latst Nut Job at my club:
    There was this chick, named Brie.. we called her debrie..as in trash...
    She would show her kitty from the stage while taking a tip. In a topless club, this is rediculous. We dont strip nude in our club.. so anyway, I sat at the bar cus she was on the stage, to watch her dance. I was on standby..I saw her move her booty short and triangle bikini bottom to the side to take a DOLLAR and I could literally see her whole PUSSY from across the room. When they called my name to go up, I confronted her. SHe said , "I didnt do anything like that, dont accuse me of showing my puss.." Denied what she had just did in front of the whole room. Yeah. Well, we all figures after 20+ yrs in the buisness, drinking and doing other drugs, really eats a persons mind, and degrades thier morals until they have none left. Let it be a lesson

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